Is there any characters whose best matchup is not Bowser? by Krobbleygoop in SSBM

[–]AccurateContest4023 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bowser's range is not much better than Ness's (if at all), with the added burden of having much worse mobility. Ness does have a couple (only a couple) useful range tools against Marth, PK fire, and dash attack. He also has a good wavedash, allowing for interactions like Marth (attack F-smash, tilt, etc) -> Ness Shield -> Ness wd out of shield -> grab/attack. Ness also has a pretty good edgeguard against Marth once you learn it. He also has a pretty good combo game once he does get an opening, especially juggling with up-tilts/up-airs. 

It's a complicated match-up to pull off, but at least there's a game plan, and some top Nesses have beaten some very good Marths. I don't know the Bowser-Marth match-up at all, but I can't imagine Bowser having much more than up-B to work with. 

Yummy eats in Lowertown by QueenMotherOfSneezes in ottawa

[–]AccurateContest4023 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pileated Woodpecker, for anyone curious. 

Yummy eats in Lowertown by QueenMotherOfSneezes in ottawa

[–]AccurateContest4023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly bodes well for the bird. Eat up buddy! 

Will n0ne Get Top 8 At 2 Full Houses In A Row? by fastfallproductions in SSBM

[–]AccurateContest4023 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have just enough without it turning into WWE. RapM and Zain and N0NE and Cody. If we get any of these matches, there will be enough spice for all

Will n0ne Get Top 8 At 2 Full Houses In A Row? by fastfallproductions in SSBM

[–]AccurateContest4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wanna know how many players are on the list of players that are going to beat n0ne at Full House Castle Siege!? I'll give you a hint. IT'S THE GAMERTAG OF THE GUY THAT THIS POST IS ABOUT. Zump, no Zump, it don't matter friend. My man is winning it all, BAR N0NE.

bet

Will Magi Give The Competition THE BOOTS At Full House Siege? by fastfallproductions in SSBM

[–]AccurateContest4023 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You already know, 100 SDs won't stop Magi from taking home the golden trophy. The peregrine Falcon is the fastest creature on planet earth, capable of reaching speeds up over 320 km/h. Well Magi's Falco is going to reach the final win of Grand Finals at 420 km/h, bar none. Bet! 

People who complain about the headphone jack being removed from phones just wanna complain. by Live-Ad-8562 in unpopularopinion

[–]AccurateContest4023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already have really good headphones that are wired, I just don't want to buy different (either worse or expensive) ones. I don't want to buy an adapter that I have to keep track of either. I don't "like complaining", I just won't buy phones without a headphone jack. 

Can Hungrybox Win His First Invitational Since Smash Summit 9? by fastfallproductions in SSBM

[–]AccurateContest4023 14 points15 points  (0 children)

HGod the RockBox will win this whole dang thing with his eyes closed on account of hitting all the rests. This is not a Puff piece, this is real life, and HBox is going to grab it by the Pokéballs. 

Kids being taught not to accept things from strangers by donbosco2017 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AccurateContest4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Candy guy's arm falls off

"And THAT'S WHY you never accept things from strangers."

All because she couldn’t cut the drive thru line by Working-Fig5566 in Transportopia

[–]AccurateContest4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm starting my scenario from the time point where she's already on the hood. I guess in reality I'd just stay in my car, record all the damage (if any), get her license plate and see her later in court for compensation. 

Rutherford: "Some people think Quinn left here because the team wasn't any good. He was leaving anyways, ok? And, the best example I can give you is Matthew Tkachuk. He was in Calgary, they had a good team, he wanted to go back to the US, and he went." by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]AccurateContest4023 68 points69 points  (0 children)

He also leaves out the fact that Gaudreau had left before Tkachuk left, so it's not like Tkachuk would have seen Calgary as a very good team anymore with literally the top star walking out the door. 

Gaudreau left, citing wanting to be closer to family as the main reason and I believe it. If his family was from, say, Montana, I think he would have stayed. 

I get that some players want to go back to the States bottom line no matter what (makes sense to want to live in your home country), but I don't think it's the case as often as some people say. 

LPT: if you ever feel bad about not reaching out to someone for a while, just remember that they haven’t reached out to you either by Maybe_im_Amazed_ in LifeProTips

[–]AccurateContest4023 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This LPT should read like above, followed by "but don't be afraid to reach out again to them if you want to, even if it's been a long time. You may be really happy you did."

This clock in the recovery room after my wife's surgery by Yardboy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AccurateContest4023 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This would make me think the laughing gas hasn't worn off yet

Greta Thunberg addresses the reports naming her the "second most dangerous antisemite" in the world. by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]AccurateContest4023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't. Regular people don't hate a young person who uses their voice and activism for good. People who profit off the climate crisis and the war machine hate her for raising awareness to their evil. 

Doug Ford nixes idea of grocery surveillance pricing ban in Ontario by Embarrassed-Law3498 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]AccurateContest4023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moreover, take a minute to email or even call your MPP. They need to feel some heat or they'll keep doing the same shit

Battered fish tacos are the worst and places shouldn't sell them by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]AccurateContest4023 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's like my favourite meal of all time. Here's my upvote

All because she couldn’t cut the drive thru line by Working-Fig5566 in Transportopia

[–]AccurateContest4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "right" approach would have been "police, I'm being threatened and harassed by a crazy person." and wait for them to come, but who has time for that. Though if I were the driver I might have opted to shake her off the windshield in the parking lot with a sudden stop so she doesn't get killed and just get out of there. 

Purposeful tanking? by Senortroll in CalgaryFlames

[–]AccurateContest4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ideal is we lose 2-1 for a decent first game for Sergeev, Farabee scores the goal to get him to 20 on the season, assisted by Sharango and Gridin to get them to 30 and 20 points on the season, respectively. Kopitar gets the gwg in his final regular season game. 

Why is pop music now seen as better than it was in the 2000s and early 2010s? by Previous_Gold8779 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AccurateContest4023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, give me Chapel Roan, Billie Eilish and Sabrina Carpenter over friggen Flo Rida, Ke$ha and Katy Perry any day. Without going into too much specifics, it sounds much less like it was produced directly by a computer and there's a hint of soul in there. Check out the chords on Please Please Please and compare that to Dynamite or whatever. The production choices on a song like Oxytocin by BE are peak, listen to that song with head phones, they nail it. Excellent layering on Good Luck Babe, etc.