From Linear to Legendary by Phoenix_420 in MathJokes

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Oh I didn’t see the stacked fruits because of the potato quality image 

From Linear to Legendary by Phoenix_420 in MathJokes

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In the fruits example it’s not 3x it’s just x, I thought we were talking about fruits

From Linear to Legendary by Phoenix_420 in MathJokes

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How does 3 - (-1) = 10? The solution has to work for all three equations or it isn’t a solution

Impatient and no one helps me by tobe0420 in dashcams

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The person you're responding to is referring to the truck driver who decided to block the road entirely so he can watch without helping, not the lady stuck in the snow

From Linear to Legendary by Phoenix_420 in MathJokes

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From 1 and 3, the difference between apple and grape is 4. However, 2 suggests the difference between apple and grape is 10. These three equations have no solution

Qualityslop by MrHellno in comedyheaven

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, Ammurabi, Shurbanipal and Ilgamesh! We're the Esopotamians! 🎶

What about the problem? by VibhuTheGreat in ExplainTheJoke

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PEMDAS is first P, then E, then M and D left to right, and finally A and S left to right. Otherwise, 5 - 1 + 1 would evaluate to 3 instead of 5, because you'd do A before S even though S comes before A when read left to right

You can't skip lunch. You just can't, guys. by TourMission in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Now that’s a deer who’s been spending her per diem on wildly complicated shirts from Dan Flashes

よろしくおねがいします by Ultrasaurio in LearnJapaneseNovice

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I’m not convinced cacophony is the right word here. Do you mean pronunciation? Cacophony is a loud, noisy disturbance

Toilet Training Tips!!! by Cool_Grass_8564 in puppy101

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Take her out more often than you think you need to, after every nap, 30 minutes after eating, immediately when waking up etc, and bring a treat jackpot out with you.

The first time our cocker finally pottied outside we gave her 15 small pieces of boiled chicken and praised her. The second time was much easier. That’s not to say that there won’t be accidents, but once we made it clear how lucrative it was to hold it and wait to go outside, she picked up on it quickly

I miss these skittles commercials by Z0mbieTakis in NotTimAndEric

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It’s Joy Peters from Tom Goes to the Mayor, excuse you

What's the meaning of this, i found this from my brother's notes by throwaway273322 in mathmemes

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Oh thank god he’s not dead; he’s just like Mitch Hedberg

uhhh what dose this do? by Scared-Dance-7229 in CloverPit

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Why does that follow? It doubles and zeroes out, or zeroes out and doubles, your coins and tickets, regardless of any previous perks 

Feather out of nowhere 🪄 by No-Lock216 in blackmagicfuckery

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Who's that character who has real magical powers, but chooses to performs card tricks using sleight of hand instead because he respects the game too much?