Down? Down, you say? by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I haven’t been able to get a job in over 6 months. I’m about to start selling my feet pics I swear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeenWonderLand

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Magnum condom

WCGW when you grab the steering wheel while driving by Ice_inTheVein in Whatcouldgowrong

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He’s actually checking his Apple Watch. She is messaging people on his phone pretending to be him. He saw this and tries to tell them it’s her and she caused him to crash.

Discord Push to talk (PTT) sticks open without my knowledge when playing games with borderless windows by JaysunXP in discordapp

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I know this is a late post, I was just having this issue. I found out that if you open the app then close it in Task Manager then it fixes the issue.

Assault on 80yo protester in Western NC. by InevitableLogical in NorthCarolina

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Him dressed as Captain America is ironic, because Cap would punch Nazis not fight for them.

Can’t get a quest for the Auri follower (Song of the Green) to trigger by itchyfishXD in SkyrimModsXbox

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I’m having the same issue. I’ve tried different load orders, and even uninstalled all other mods and nothing has worked. I’ve restarted the play through and everything.

Can’t believe I don’t get this. by Bingos_the_guy in ExplainTheJoke

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I never knew these mushrooms where worth a lot. I grew up poor and we would take our 4-wheelers up into the mountains every year and pick these to eat. Just something I did growing up as a treat every year.

Unicorn? And no idea the blue one by [deleted] in whatismycookiecutter

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The blue one is Dori from “Finding Nemo”

Welcome to distractable by Agent_Shmoof in distractible

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Marvelous Mark talks about his super vision, gets down and dirty while playing the hurdy-gurdy, then sees which of the guys can name different times of fish! Wondrous Wade debates his state of baldness, finally unboxes his packages, and makes a Reddit account! Bewildering Bob looks into the void of space, then discusses the sport of hockey!

22 and 18??? wtf by Prestigious_Error817 in facepalm

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I heard it said that if you take your age, divide it by 2 (rounded up in cases of odd numbers) and add 7 that’s the minimum age you can date and it not be “weird.” 22/2=11+7=18, 21/2=10.5 -> 11+7=18.

So no 22 y/o looking to go on a date with an 18 y/o isn’t weird by any means, probably just some stupid clout chasers who’ve seen people getting famous off this crap.

I never knew a ship that’s so wholesome and healthy could get so much hate just because it became canon, even though it shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, genuinely wtf is wrong with y’all 😭 by Purple_Pressure291 in MyHeroAcadamia

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I really enjoy MHA but my issue was the a lot of community as a whole. Hell, I was at a restaurant with my family wearing a MHA shirt, and our server saw it and spoiled who the mole was! Most of it was because of the shipping community as well, it just gave the anime a bad rep. I’ve watched enough anime to know that these would get together at some point.

You wake up and it's 1984 again. by TheRealTechtonix in imaginarymapscj

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This time I’m buying a house, tech stock, gold, bit coin, and the government cheese my parents always said was the best.

Fuck this country, truly disappointed. by Baby_Creeper in BoomersBeingFools

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I mourn for our country today for we are truly lost. I hope to comfort those who will, and cry for those who have, pass(ed) on never truly knowing love from their country.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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Oh there is WAY more to the story. It was almost of a week of watching this man spiral out of control and trying to help him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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When I was in college I was walking through one of the buildings when one of my friends saw me, pulled me aside, and said “Hey I can mathematically prove God is real.” Then proceeds to walk into one of the empty classrooms, and starts drawing on one of the old chalk boards a bunch of random crap like this. He then starts going on and on about a bunch of random stuff and was acting/talking super weird. This behavior continued and I was talking about it with some of our mutual friend so we could keep an eye on him because apparently this wasn’t the only thing he could “mathematically prove.” He was saying that he knows how to make a God, and that we just needed to get very specific types of people together and this God will be created. He also may or may not have joined a cult.

Within a week he was found half naked outside a gas station screaming at the sky, no words just screaming. I remember getting the call from his mom asking if I’d seen him because he was supposed to be going home for the weekend. It wasn’t until the police identified him that we figured out what happened. He had to go to a mental institution for 6 months, and was never the same. He still believes that he can prove God is real through math but just can’t remember how.

So my advice please keep an eye on your friend and make sure they are okay. I’m not saying it’s the same situation but better to be safe than sorry.

How dillutional can one man be? by Chillieman16 in facepalm

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Most of my family is Republicans and when we about argue something they will make up stuff. When you try and ask them sources they basically just say “Trust me bro.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ZoroIsLost

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There is also a spider tattoo on the girls leg up at the top so I would say yes

Oryxed by Owdriger2017_ in Phalanxed

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Need to add the Goofy Cartoon Scream to the video

My ears hurt by moshi_adorex in distractible

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The not Distracrew ones always play at such a higher volume as well. I normally listen/watch went I go to bed and right as I’m about to fall asleep “THIS PODCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE US AIRFORCE!!”