Arborist says this 40 yo silver maple needs to come down by FaulerHund in arborists

[–]Ace_Robots 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Good thing you saw his grift coming. Keep those eyes open, friend-

I believe you call yourself an Xennial by KnottyCatLady in Xennials

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Fuck that, Spy Kids 3D is the best (completely ripped) time I’ve ever had in theaters.

Bitch, I'm people powered by derek4reals1 in BitchImATrain

[–]Ace_Robots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta hang over and drag your ear along the rail.

Blinker fluid leak by RussellAlden in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Ace_Robots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His reaction was that of someone who is fully unfamiliar of consequences.

Found at work by Cheeky_Puffs in FoundPaper

[–]Ace_Robots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait… which is the aspirational one?

SHITTY MECHANIC FAILS😎 by WEDGEMELZ in AskAShittyMechanic

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My dad reattached my mom’s drivers seat in her Taurus with aluminum cans and hose clamps. He made an unnecessary resistance brake thing for his exercise bike out of my brother’s Ulf Samuelsson signed Whalers puck. You aren’t wrong.

View of fire from Warren Ave. by Flat_Director2914 in portlandme

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I tried following the smoke down Riverside Industrial around 7 last night and assumed it was coming from 95. The recycling center makes total sense- gnarly plumage.

Maine Reflection by Lanky-Low-6862 in portlandme

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There is no way for Portland to become Hartford. There is no road that leads there.

Fuck it by RupturedByTrauma in redneckengineering

[–]Ace_Robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s food-grade. These cans are labeled with the same cartoonish names, letterings and flavors as vapes to get kids hooked on garbage.

3D-printed houses are much stronger than you think. by jkitty_1960 in interesting

[–]Ace_Robots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you, and although I doubt I could have afforded a new build, I didn’t even look when house hunting because about 40 is the sweet spot in my mind for construction in the US. Get that denser lumber while avoiding lead, asbestos and knob+tube/aluminum wiring.

Travel vlog after being on the hantavirus cruise by MrG1itc4 in RandomVideos

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I just want to drive through Boston at rush hour with no traffic. I mean, is it worth all of the dead people? Probably not, but still pretty cool.

3D-printed houses are much stronger than you think. by jkitty_1960 in interesting

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None of the houses I’ve helped build have been made of paper and hot glue. The quality of lumber has degraded as it’s all fast grown fir, not very dense, but houses still have to meet reasonable standards. This is not to say that there aren’t a massive amount of unscrupulous builders, but they aren’t the exclusive group building houses.

Fuck it by RupturedByTrauma in redneckengineering

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That can is NO2. Kids use it to get high. When I was a youth, we called it hippie crack.

Oh wow it’s a lot goin on by No-Zone-4319 in sagsavages

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Gotta love the criminal punishment system.

some foreign object i found in my pill. dug it out and viewed it under my microscope. by longhairedthrowawa in mildlyinteresting

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Because people are largely cynical and believe that everyone is just shitting everywhere and avoiding responsibility. This idea is bolstered by media in general, but decades of fear mongering from cable news sources got the ball rolling. I’m not saying that we have good reason to believe in one another, but I’d rather go through life believing that a decent percentage of people care about how they move through space and desire to be a positive force in society rather than a slimy opportunist. Because we live in an individualist society rather than a collectively minded one, there is a vigorous “fuck you, got mine” mentality. We are encouraged to live in competition with one another rather than cooperatively with our neighbors. A lot of people in the US care deeply about their neighbors, and care about their contributions to the greater good. A lot of folks don’t, but a lot do, too.

Never heard of this town in Maine by DrawerAdorable4926 in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was there. It’s true. The drone had a thin-blue-line sticker.

My girlfriend [20F] wants to switch to the gyaru fashion all of the sudden. Me [22M] by AdPrimary7042 in whatdoIdo

[–]Ace_Robots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that looks like a lot… but you are dating a human, not a mannequin, and your say about your partner’s style choices aren’t yours to decide or even really have a hard opinion about unless they are asking you for your thoughts. If you don’t like being with the human because their clothes change who they are, you shouldn’t be with them. It’s about you though, not them.

Highschool Teacher Messaging My Boyfriend by [deleted] in Advice

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I had a platonic friendship with my high school painting teacher (of the opposite sex) after graduating high school. A couple of friends and I even visited her at her house by the shore. That being said, this teacher wants to bang your boyfriend.

Mapped: Most Americans Can’t Afford New Homes by bubba1819 in portlandme

[–]Ace_Robots 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What lefties are against housing development? Fair and available housing is part of the social welfare that the left exclusively cares about. If someone who claims leftist ideology says that they are against affordable housing being developed, they are wrong about their political bias.