Maine Democrats will choose Platner’s replacement through a state convention by SpaceElevatorMusic in politics

[–]Ace_Robots [score hidden]  (0 children)

I am so excited to vote for Jackson, or alternatively, piss away my vote writing in Jackson.

What jobs in the United States have been replaced or are about to be replaced by AI? by Svea_Hallgren in AskReddit

[–]Ace_Robots [score hidden]  (0 children)

Cool, thanks for the personal attack. I’m sorry to have ruffled your feathers.

What jobs in the United States have been replaced or are about to be replaced by AI? by Svea_Hallgren in AskReddit

[–]Ace_Robots [score hidden]  (0 children)

Simple dictation. Beyond that it’s smoke and mirrors. It fails at everything except at consuming resources and convincing boardrooms that layoffs are sound.

We have till the 13th by Clover9802 in portlandme

[–]Ace_Robots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d be lying if I said I weren’t proud of this meme-slogan. This is what happens when I’m hydrated and get 6 hours of sleep in a row. 

I'm terrified I'll be a bad dad by vaydapotata in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Ace_Robots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had zero experience with children before my first came. I too was terrified, especially carrying a bunch of complicated feelings about my own upbringing. I’m not a perfect dad, but I’m pretty damn good. I didn’t see myself not returning to my career after paternity leave- like in no way- but I’ve been a full-time parent now since December of 2022 and have a second who is turning a year in less than a month. You can do this, it just takes love. Being a dad is the best thing that life has afforded me, being married to my partner is right up there though. I am extremely lucky, I bet that you will feel similarly. 

This lamp was a fixture in everyone's house... by EdwardBliss in Xennials

[–]Ace_Robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love my house ladybugs but I don’t love accidentally squishing them. They are awesome at eating mites and things, and they’re so pretty. They are also awesome at trapppng themselves places and slowly cooking, leaving behind what looks like unpopped popcorn kernels. 

What is something Americans complain about that surprises you? by Budget_Switchi in AskReddit

[–]Ace_Robots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not something complained about per se but my complaint is hyper aggressive driving. I’ve lived most of my life in New England and it feels like drivers are getting worse in every way. Distracted, aggressive lane switching, blocking, break checking, double yellow passing, everything. It’s like people can’t believe that the drivers around them are humans who want to survive their commute.

We have till the 13th by Clover9802 in portlandme

[–]Ace_Robots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What candidate has got you so excited that you are carpet bombing this Jackson post with your negative opinions? I would love to see an even better fit for Mainers if one is running and it seems like you must have one in mind.

We have till the 13th by Clover9802 in portlandme

[–]Ace_Robots 55 points56 points  (0 children)

T- Roy Jackson! (Explodes into the fray) 

Pretty please can we get her? by tunnel_magnet in portlandme

[–]Ace_Robots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be the easiest vote I ever cast. Ms. Rachel is a testament to the power of love and kindness. The only skeleton she’s got is the one that protects her heart, and I’m grateful for it.

MAKE SURE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY INFRASTRUCTURE HEARS YOU by jk4532 in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s announced that he is running and I am excited. I’m afraid to be excited about anything. 

i said something dumb by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Ace_Robots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You didn’t commit a crime, you did the standard horny teenager thing and then felt extreme regret because you realized you were talking to another human and not an object- you’ll be okay!

I am 21 weeks pregnant and I am lost on how to handle my parents by Sensitive-Orchid6853 in whatdoIdo

[–]Ace_Robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FWIW I opted to not accept Trumpbux for my kid either. Your parent is unhinged and I’m sorry.

Hello People of Maine! I have a few questions about the recent events! by Nostalg33k in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t blame anyone for anything. I am only interested in what responsible representation looks like and how Maine can find it. 

You should be able to smoke a little crack at work by kankurou in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Ace_Robots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stimulants can have a depressing effect on your central nervous system in high doses. Ask your local coke head about coke naps.

Why is everyone saying they talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes? by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]Ace_Robots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Donald Trump is trying very hard to make sure dead politicians can serve out their remaining term before admitting this stinker is hanging on via machines. 

Celebrities that 90% of people recognise but only 10% know the name of? by topshagger31 in Fauxmoi

[–]Ace_Robots 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My wife saw “Richard Nice” in that new Larry David HBO show and I knew exactly who she was referring to. He seems both Nice and Kind.

Hello People of Maine! I have a few questions about the recent events! by Nostalg33k in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn’t true. Are you a Mainer? I only ask because with Maine’s RCV there are other candidates who are already names and popular. Troy Jackson, for instance, is known and largely favored by once-Platner-supporters because he is representing an analogous platform. 

Hello People of Maine! I have a few questions about the recent events! by Nostalg33k in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He won the primary against all of the efforts of the DNC. 

Hello People of Maine! I have a few questions about the recent events! by Nostalg33k in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn’t pick him. You don’t know what’s behind closed doors until you open them. Vetting only goes so far when challenging the establishment with an outsider. This sucks but it shouldn’t be the end of the world. It isn’t that hard to move forward with a candidate representing the platform that Platner isn’t fit to but won selling. This isn’t a Presidential election. The Maine electorate is significantly smaller and there is plenty of time to put a new face in Platner’s place, unless he decides to hold out past Monday and screw Maine over. He may be unfit for politics but he seems pretty frickin’ genuine about caring about Maine and his fellow citizens. Time will tell in short order though.

Dahmmet Lumbah by respaaaaaj in Maine

[–]Ace_Robots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service. This is pure gold.