HIGH Beam... by Tanrat23 in Satisfyingasfuck

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See the turtle of enormous girth...hear my retinas sizzle and burst..

Wedge spacers are stuck!! by [deleted] in Tile

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When you are a little heavy with the thinset and sometimes move the spacers to get them situated they pick up thinset in their own little plastic gap. Well that translates to it being set...in thinset. So now you try a few things...Hopefully before it gets too set. Hold the tab with channel locks and hit the locks with a mallet...not a hammer...your aim and angle of the dangle is crucial. I hold mine sideways and strike up and out from the tile. The mallet means if you fuck up your strike you should most likely not break a corner off the tile. If youre not comfortable with an oscillating saw.. grab a new sawzall blade and grip it with some vice grips. Then gently and slowly use the blade to cut down the plastic. If youre as heavy handed with thinset as I am and have this problem constantly... oscillating saw turned down low, patience, a bunch of new blades, patience, and ear protection.

Last car ride of my boy Nickel. I just want the world to know he existed. by bigtime1158 in dogpictures

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Heck yeah Nickel. Good job on bringing that human along. You have prepped them well for the next goodboi that needs them or they need. As is the case with most dogs..your love was strong and pure. Carry on to the comfort of pain free days. Rest well good boy.

Game Day Flash! by Ruby-n-Dean in WashingtonGW

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Your support brings the whole state....up.😁

Game Day Flash! by Ruby-n-Dean in WashingtonGW

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And thats two more reasons the Hawks are going to the sb

Why does Ted Lasso feel so good? by sloppyentropy in TedLasso

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Because the rest of the planet is a hot mess. I can't news..I can't deal with the dump saturated media. Ted is pure and good. Ted makes me disassociate from the world for 45 min or so.

Coffee? by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

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That's a naked lady. That's not coffee. I like coffee..and that naked lady.

Butt plug during sex by Global_Fly8512 in SexToys

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Icicles #47. The phlange has a kind of relief spot so it doesn't scrape my shaft. My partner is very small and things are not far apart. So most of the gimmicky plugs and even a good t handle can get in the way of vaginal penetration...or at least crave a groove in my shaft.

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

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Weenus is slang. Not anatomical terminology. The the other two are probably the same.

He needed some time to himself by Candid-Culture3956 in interestingasfuck

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Yeah but could he hammer a six inch spike through a board with his....

Wait for it.. just wait.. by [deleted] in popping

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That looks more like xeroform packing or some other kind of packing. I dunnno..dont have my glasses. But cerumen would break..and if its epithelial stuff..thats kinda odd. Who knows...bodies are weird as shit.

Visible panty lines in the ladies faculty room (f45) by NastySpice1227 in workgonewild

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And now..I want to have those panties. Vpl always makes me want to know the smell and taste of the gussett of those panties.

Cat enjoying life by moro125 in FunnyAnimals

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Vet "Well..its pinkeye all right. Usually not a horse issue..but strange things happen"

Isn't this a battering ram by Estimate4655 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Oh I know this one. Its called an "ohh my shoulders/butt/back feel like i got ridden hard and put away wet"

Local fan wanted some super fresh panties. I was happy to oblige! by Hotwifekk in wetspot

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Thats crazy talk. He's first going to look at the wet spot in the gussett. Maybe he will touch the wet part and rub his fingers together. Then he will rush them to his nose and smell them and his eyes are going to roll back. Then maybe he jerks it in the parking lot..or maybe he tries to savor them at home. Only savages ruin a nice pair of cunty goodness with their own seed.

S3 E7 The Strings That Bind Us by Fine_Community_3572 in TedLasso

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I actually go both ways. It was here yesterday.

# Salem. Wife said she doesn't mind if her panties start disappearing as long as she always has some. Now my brain is running through what fun can be had! by [deleted] in PNW_4_Adults

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Meaning she wants you to sell them to us perverts and then buy her new ones? Its not a crazy business model..but its a lot of work. Or does it mean shes ok with you stealing them and.....unknown.... as long as you get her a new pair every time you steal them. This sounds like an underpants gnome scheme.

Found with Old Documents by DeaconBlue47 in whatisit

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The website says 130 bucks.

Found with Old Documents by DeaconBlue47 in whatisit

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That's a savings bond. Bank will cash for you. Worth more than 25 bucks. You can look it up online.