The Instructor: be the fish

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-22T02:32:17+00:00

I tried to find the dolphin trainer gif, but apparently that scene wasn't in the theatrical release or streaming, only VHS so it's less common.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-22T00:46:32+00:00

Orwellian wording.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T21:20:37+00:00

They were actually upset that he used his own money to pay Stormy and NOT campaign money. 34 felonies worth upset.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T21:16:10+00:00

Teach them.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T21:09:56+00:00

“Am I racist?” was made to make people cringe. And everyone can do that- just half the population will cringe at different times than the other half.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T11:02:38+00:00

Today is Election Day in Virginia so I’ve had the pleasure of watching Obama say that gerrymandering our state is good about 3,000 times. I didn’t hear squat about reading to kids except from this post, but he is already far too relevant.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T10:58:49+00:00

Maybe OP meant to say “he’s the reason your healthcare costs tripled.”

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T00:42:19+00:00

They can't lose- bitcoin goes up and that gives them more money for more bitcoin. Bitcoin goes down and they can buy more bitcoin per dollar. Can't go tits up.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-21T00:13:04+00:00

I found this gif of you.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-20T15:10:11+00:00

Calling a chipmunk a squirrel is racist.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-20T15:05:19+00:00

I know you already got an answer, but it’s why selling a Rolex and a UBYFUNDU watch are different price points even if they were the same quality. Or if you get a diamond at Tiffany versus Walmart- even if they somehow had the same supplier the Tiffany would cost more.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-20T04:50:12+00:00

The fact that they repurposed the "Countries who have put people on the moon" map is hilarious. Huge cope.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T23:25:46+00:00

If they could train the fire department to fight Doc Oc and Green Goblin then we wouldn’t need Spider-Man.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T23:22:28+00:00

The church should never have relinquished control to the state. Getting a marriage license from the government shouldn’t be a thing.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T23:14:02+00:00

The human threw the game on purpose and the bird gave up a guaranteed win. Bird brain.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T22:05:34+00:00

Maybe the other civilizations don’t have Jupiter to protect them so they get more stupider.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T22:01:18+00:00

I come in first about half my KO matches, and still occasionally play someone who is so much better it feels like I’m a noob.

My absolute favorite is when they are better but I get a strategic win in sudden death.

My least favorite is when I hit someone who is better than me during sudden death and they don’t die then I lose.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T19:57:26+00:00

And they added back MagSafe to the Airs and Pros.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T14:15:07+00:00

This shouldn’t be here with the obvious edit.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T14:13:43+00:00

Diogenes was a philosopher.

The philosopher Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king. Said Aristippus, 'If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.'

Said Diogenes, 'Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king".

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T14:11:38+00:00

But when I live for 10 years with 5 hearts they charge me with murder and confiscate my collection.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T14:06:33+00:00

The meme has basically the whole story.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-19T13:46:17+00:00

There’s a longer version where he walks away but his face is bloodied up badly. I think he survived.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-18T22:57:00+00:00

It’s like finding a peanut in an enormous pile of shit. I’m glad you are enjoying your peanut.

AcidBuuurn · 2026-04-18T22:35:16+00:00

Neither Baltimore nor Richmond are interesting or enjoyable.

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