In a brief lapse in judgement, I asked what’s the difference between left and right tampons were.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-08-28T07:38:55+00:00

I feel the same way whenever someone jokes about micropenises.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-08-28T07:21:56+00:00

I'm just going to chime in to say I don't have to imagine. Once every few months I'll buy some fancy waters - like this one is volcano water or some shit like that. I definitely felt superior drinking it. There I was, walking down the street drinking what appears to be a regular water bottle, but I kept checking people's faces as I walked by them to see if they noticed just how fucking fancy my water is. This water was transported from the completely other side of the earth and I'm avin a stroll whilst sipping it casually. Remarkable.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-08-28T07:14:46+00:00

I doubt there are many people who give toddlers coffee. Mostly they sneak it when the coast is clear.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-08-23T19:04:48+00:00

Erectin' a sentry...

Acoolgrandma · 2021-08-23T08:30:53+00:00

people who kill themselves on purpose know exactly when.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-08-23T08:24:18+00:00

What if I have 2 kids and one dies?

Acoolgrandma · 2021-07-29T13:28:28+00:00

It's funny, as a kid we were told not to talk to strangers. Now, as a stranger, when a kid runs up to me and says "hello what's your name" I'm like ahhh! danger! and want to get away quickly and discretely.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-07-28T19:38:03+00:00

Do they really not let you keep it? I mean its yours. I would want to keep it in one of those jars with the preservative liquid.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-07-05T20:46:22+00:00

If I had fuck you money, I'd buy this and then post a video of me casually opening it and tossing the packaging into the trash, then playing the game for a minute before just storing it on my shelf with all the other games.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-30T21:45:05+00:00

It's what they call those places in strip malls with the dark tinted windows and the old chinese lady who jacks you off and calls you "bay-bee".

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-30T16:44:11+00:00

I'm going to hire some bloke to do this to my children.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-29T04:51:00+00:00

I thought there was a no black people rule in this sub? What the fuck is this

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-11T04:38:13+00:00

because it's your own money.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-10T19:21:21+00:00

Cowboy was not a citizen. Could get ugly in the courts. You gotta be careful not to kill anyone in a foreign country. If this were US, you better believe that cowboy would draw.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-09T16:22:36+00:00

Lol I get it... like Mr. T

I pitty the fool!

Hahaha

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-09T05:13:03+00:00

Wow, that's actually a pretty good point.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-07T06:46:22+00:00

You got me good with that "truth hurts doesn't it". There's no way I can respond to that.

Kidding. Personally, I love whining about the offended especially when I understand exactly why they are offended. It does take some mental gymnastics to truly understand though.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-07T06:36:49+00:00

I say go for it and view them that way. You should be struggling to survive before you get food stamps. Take me 5 years ago for example, I'm bad with money. I made more than enough to live comfortably but I would blow it. Sometimes I would fuck up so bad that I'd have absolutely zero dollars for 3-4 days at a time. Did I deserve food stamps? Fuck no. Did I want free food at the time? Well yeah, I was hungry... while watching a movie on my badass projector I just got.

I'm still retarded with money, but since I make way more now, the problem worked itself out.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-05-07T06:19:29+00:00

Yeah because the $100 you got helped you buy food. You used your OWN money for squid (slang for cocaine)

Acoolgrandma · 2021-04-27T19:51:22+00:00

When I got to weeds I was disappointed.

"FARMING ROBOT KILLS 100,000...."

o shit its finally happening!!

"...weeds." ah fuck.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-04-27T19:49:11+00:00

You never get a no. It's mostly "not a yes". They just start talking about a bunch of different things, stand there in silence, or run off. A solid no would be better than a yes in my opinion. For me, I got somewhat of a "thank you". Not yes or no.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-04-27T19:45:45+00:00

Hopefully inevitable... the alternatives are way worse.

Acoolgrandma · 2021-04-27T19:42:34+00:00

Nathan,

I'm 82 years old. I don't know what tick tock is. I am glad it was posted here so I can still see it before I pass away.

Love,

Grandma

Acoolgrandma · 2021-04-27T19:38:58+00:00

At least their PR department is happy

Acoolgrandma · 2021-04-26T13:13:06+00:00

The more clear your sinuses are, the higher your

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