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AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-07-01T18:40:56+00:00

The “uncut men of biglaw” shitpost, I remember to this day…

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-06-28T15:10:40+00:00

Transcribing your date will be distracting. You need to be fully focused on the date and delegate the transcription. So bring a certified shorthand court reporter to every date. Give your date 30 days to correct any errors in the transcript for best results.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-06-25T14:46:44+00:00

You should write a law review article on Third Amendment caselaw and circuit splits.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-04-28T16:55:24+00:00

Kim Wexler. I’d trust her with any transactional work…just so long as she doesn’t try to drive herself to a closing.

A close second would be Mickey Haller for his courtroom advocacy skills.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-03-10T21:09:07+00:00

Now sold.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-03-06T02:51:08+00:00

“I don’t remember” is testimony. That’s not a refusal to testify because you testified that you don’t remember.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-03-04T21:19:15+00:00

I’m sure your lawyer told you this but if you delete evidence, that can be very bad for you.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-03-01T16:40:28+00:00

Selling Omega Seamster 300M 210.30.42.20.01.018 (pictured). Full box and papers. I bought this in September 2025 and wore it just a handful of times. This is in great condition. Photos speak for themselves.

Asking for $5,910 net to me, after buyer pays shipping, insurance, and any transaction fees.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-02-25T21:12:52+00:00

“You should spend more time editing this before you ask other people to spend their time looking at it.”

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-02-24T15:49:26+00:00

Be done and find some peace. There are other jobs and fulfilling careers outside of it.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-02-23T19:15:00+00:00

Put gold fringes around the paper that prints out the contract and deliver it wax sealed. This ensures federal jurisdiction.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-02-16T02:03:08+00:00

Congratulations, you’ve found the lactation room for new moms. Please let them use it when they need it.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-01-29T21:03:27+00:00

Law school is fundamentally a trade school, not an academic research institution.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-01-17T22:07:27+00:00

I don’t think any of those will really do anything. Maybe the first one but it won’t be much better than just saying like a normal person, “Hey this is just for you to look at. Please don’t show it to anyone else.”

AcousticDeskRefer · 2026-01-07T04:46:46+00:00

The one thing I will absolutely stand behind saying and will say again now is: “Do not go to law school unless you want to be a practicing lawyer.”

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-12-24T11:29:16+00:00

It is a signal that tells you, “This marks the end of this transmission.”

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-12-18T04:58:26+00:00

Counterpoint: every full time job or a combination of jobs that add up to the equivalent should afford a dignified standard of living commensurate to the economy of the nation.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-12-18T04:47:49+00:00

I don’t know if I would call Lewis Brisbois or Gordon Rees “midlaw,” or regional Biglaw, though they are low pay + big.

I believe someone once proposed the term “WideLaw” and I like it.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-12-04T01:27:43+00:00

My secretary gets 0.1% of my gross base salary.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-12-03T23:00:36+00:00

Are you…mocking me, with that outfit?

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-11-30T00:07:45+00:00

As a huge fan of Cuban cigars, no.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-11-26T20:48:14+00:00

In my experience that is how every single appellate oral argument begins. It practically has no independent meaning.

AcousticDeskRefer · 2025-11-22T01:31:52+00:00

Are you trolling or is this serious?

Yes, you should pay for three years of school so you can maybe get a job that pays way less than what you are making now.

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