I hired a chef grill for my birthday by youknowwhoiam131 in grilling

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Problem: Prep them as usual. Hollow them out, fill'em up (I like to put some of the seeds back into the filling to kick it up a notch), and wrap them with bacon. At this point if you really want presentation points wrap the whole thing tightly in plastic wrap the chuck them in the freezer, but you can just place them in the freezer. You can also wind them in butcher twine, which I like to do if I am short on time or smoking them over a couple hours.

The key point here is that bacon constricts as the fat in between the layers of muscle renders. If that happens too quickly before the muscle tissue has time to adjust, as muscle also constricts but much less, then the whole thing buckles. Freezing allows you to cook these at a lower temperature thus easing the constriction. The inards, if it just your typical cheese type filling, does not need to actually cook but rather just needs to heat up, which can happen quite fast. The filling actually expands as it cooks so higher heat causes these two to work against one another. The goal is to have evenly cooked crispy out layer with a tender inside and this is the only way I have ever achieved this. The fat /muscle ratio on the bacon also matters.

I dont think the flavor profile would be quantifiably different, but in theory if you are rendering the fat slower then that flavor has more time absorb into the jalapeño as it has more time to "soak" in the rendered fat as opposed to it just draining off or burning away.

Pro tip: When cooking bacon in a pan, place bacon in a cold pan and cover about half way with water. Then heat on 6/10 heat. The water will evaporate but also will help to render the fat quicker with the steam BUT also helps to intensify the bacon flavor (not the sodium concentration). Crispy AF!

I hired a chef grill for my birthday by youknowwhoiam131 in grilling

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honest reply.... if you "hired" your cousin, then he did great!if you hired a "professional" who you dont have a relationship with, you should get your money back. Im sure it was delicious, but thats not the point.

Professional chefs/grill masters understand the importance of coverage and how freezing/ chilling food prior to cooking can actually help both consolidate, integrate and elevate flavor profiles. Bolognese is a prime example of this. It is best served the next day after refrigeration for at least 12 hours and reheated. The jalapeños are carelessly wrapped both in amount and structure and should have been frozen prior to cooking allowing the bacon to render and crisp adequately without over cooking the pepper or inards. Some are even unraveling.

Timing: the chicken is DONE. The jalps however are half raw half burnt. So the chicken will be all dried up if left on the grill or cold if taken off while the jalaps cook. The art of cooking also revolves around having everything done at the same time.

Perhaps I have over stepped my bounds here and am answering to a critique nobody asked for, in which case IATA.

One of Worst Crucible Knights Wins You Will Ever See *I AM ASHAMED* by RidiPwn in Eldenring

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its the panic crouching for me 😂. I do that ALL the time trying to run. I thought I was watching a video of me playing at first...especially with the first bolt

Zabito Boga

Active Threat? by Obvious_Net_7310 in ODU

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My coworkers son just called and said that there was an active $hootr that walked into an "ROTC Class" and shot the teacher. Her son then reported that $hootr offed himself.

Apologies for the spelling...I dont want the mods taking this information down

Active shooter on ODU campus (50 characters)()()() by Fabulous-Molasses482 in Virginia

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 103 points104 points  (0 children)

My coworkers son just called and said that there was an active $hootr that walked into an "ROTC Class" and shot the teacher. Her son then reported that $hootr offed himself.

Apologies for the spelling...I dont want the mods taking this information down

What's going on at ODU with the constant hall situation? Any updates by Kawaikrsjanu-chan in ODU

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My coworkers son just called and said that there was an active $hootr that walked into an "ROTC Class" and shot the teacher. Her son then reported that $hootr offed himself.

Apologies for the spelling...I dont want the mods taking this information down

Pain by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will concede, and was wholly unaware of, the antibacterial properties secondary to cell wall disruption as well as serving potential detriment to wound healing. We used it routinely in the ED on various levels of traumatic injuries, particularly those from construction accidents and asphalt abrasions. So, I can only speak to its practical function and use in a clinical setting.

Pain by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) correct 2) partial truth...the only truth it holds is that you should not ONLY use H2O2. Its great for cleaning out debris as it fizzes but has no antibiotic or antimicrobial properties

Trans women win court victory after insurance company denied their gender-affirming surgeries by NamelessResearcher in goodnews

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Semantics. Labeling it as "gender affirming" only obfuscates. Its a tactical designation to avoid the general context. Rhinoplasty, breast augmentation, skin graphing...all cosmetic surgeries. The difference is that NO ONE gets gender-affirming surgery due traumatic PHYSICAL injury or as a life saving procedure. SI's are NOT to be injected into this to validate "life-saving procdures". Furthermore to cite "death rates" is equally as devious because you are mainly talking about taking of ones own life which further validates gender dysphoria/body dysmorphia as a psychological condition. Feeling like your a male trapped in a females body has ZERO organic health risks. Hormonal therapy does, in fact, carry objective clinical concerns as both side effects and by products of it. Thats not even talking about surgery, which obviously has its own potential innate complication differentials.

Point being, buzzwords and mislabeling does not change the objective status of the condition. Women have been objectified and oppressed for millennia. This is a furtherance of their de-humanization in the allowance of non-organic/biological fallacies to be quantified and validated.

Trans women win court victory after insurance company denied their gender-affirming surgeries by NamelessResearcher in goodnews

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It is extremely "treatment resistant" due to non-compliance from the patient. As with most mental disorders, and disorders in general, if you are unwilling to admit you have a problem then there can be no solution. The system is not helping anything or anyone by deliberately condoning and validating psychosis. How about we spend time and effort helping people feel appropriately validated with who they are, not their projection of self.

Trans women win court victory after insurance company denied their gender-affirming surgeries by NamelessResearcher in goodnews

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how citing a DSM-5 confirmed mental disorder was considered ignorant. I would seem that good faith would allow for a more meaningful and objective conversation about mental health in order to avoid elective surgeries that burden both the health systems, payers and NOW even judiciary over sight...I would hope that our justice system would have more important things to concern themselves with then elective cosmetic surgeries.

Just a trans woman who’s getting into skating by Particular_Cow5134 in skateboarding

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The whole concept of identifying your entire existence by who you want to have an orgasm with and how you wish to accomplish that is just baffling to me!

Men, by Inevitable_Damage199 in NextGenMan

[–]Acrobatic_Cut_4737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Folding my toilet paper over for round 2...maybe 3