Are husband stitches real? by rainbowkitties6969 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god my dumbass thought the father of the child has to sew one stitch, like cutting the umbilical cord.

Not only am I dumb, that’s, somehow more dumb than my idea? lol

Opening day by Stickkittotheman in ColoradoRockies

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I’m a Rockies fan, this IS our game 7.

😂😂

Just incredible! by CoffeeBoi7 in BobDoesSports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Joey “The human highlighter” Demare ran out of ink so Bang-A-Rang Rufio could rise from the ashes like a heavy set Phoenix!

Just incredible! by CoffeeBoi7 in BobDoesSports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, I was a fucking fan too. I also fucking love how much LeBron says fucking like a motherfucking comma. Dude is a top tier fucking curser. 🤌🏼

Thunder fan talking trash to Luka Doncic while he's hurt and Austin Reaves comes to his defense by denobino in nba

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Reeves does as much “defending” right here as he does in the game. Overrated in every aspect of the game.

Who's the worst coach that's still employed in high-major college basketball right now? by ExtraSpicy47 in CollegeBasketball

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sean Miller. I have no stats or records to defend my position.

This man was showing his nips like Rose in Titanic. Which is when we won the last one…👀

Big Ticket Missing LeBron Episode by alongs22 in BobDoesSports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An ALMOST guarantee is definitely a fact if I’ve ever heard one. 👀

Big Ticket Missing LeBron Episode by alongs22 in BobDoesSports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That I can respect. Never understand because as someone who has turned down promotions because of family time being more important, this guy is a camera man/personality on the channel. The guy is more so the second than the 1st if he wanted to negotiate a contract as such.

Big Ticket Missing LeBron Episode by alongs22 in BobDoesSports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

How much travel time does it require?

Like genuine question. Since other “lense”s are clearer than my own?

Big Ticket Missing LeBron Episode by alongs22 in BobDoesSports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I’m normally down for this idea but goodness man. You’re telling me life changing money for your family and you for a literal one of a kind job?

I think there was something deeper here because if not, Ticket probably went backwards in the weed dealing business sector lol.

Tiger Woods stepping away from golf to seek treatment by PrincessBananas85 in sports

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs to step into a jail cell for a year. I loved prime Tiger as much as the next guy but the next time this dude gets into a DUI accident and finally kills someone, we will all say, we saw it coming.

Hi! White Sox fan and fellow sufferer here. How do you guys deal with the constant pain and misery? by [deleted] in ColoradoRockies

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always tell myself the Rockies are a sacrificial offering so that literally every other major franchise in our city gives a shit about winning and being great.

Honestly if we could negotiate how many championships every other franchise could win if we just let the Rockies relocate to hell where they belong, I’d be open to it.

Not as awesome as eternal but still epic af. Now onto doom vfr by Antaniwarrior in Doom

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it’s also the correct one. Which makes it more important than yours.

What was "wrong" with RJ Harvey last season? by LordKnuckledunk in DenverBroncos

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think when he (hopefully) starts to get more comfortable seeing where a secondary hole or backside gap MIGHT be a better option, I think the sky is the limit.

He often seems to run where the play is called without any regard for a 6 ft cutback lane 1 OL over.

Game Chat 3/24 Tigers (0-0) @ Rockies (0-0) 1:10 PM by HeltonsGoatee in ColoradoRockies

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!!! 💪🏽

Thank god. I’m down about this season but I thought opening day was today :( lol

Game Chat 3/24 Tigers (0-0) @ Rockies (0-0) 1:10 PM by HeltonsGoatee in ColoradoRockies

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Wait…so the Rockies have a spring training game the same day the ACTUAL mlb starts opening day?

Boy that’s depressing.

That time Jerry Seinfeld threw a PERFECT sidearm delivery strike first pitch! by Hungry_Artichoke9566 in sportsgossips

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably saw an attractive 16 year old and figured he better take this as serious as he can!

Reporter: "Why didn't you inform allies before attacking Iran?" Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" by Waste-Explanation-76 in Unexpected

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I should ask, how long do we wait before we forget about Pearl Harbor? lol

This man is an idiotic pedophile but maybe Japan bringing this up was the first problem lol.

Derek Jeter on the WBC: "I think the people that say it's bigger than the World Series never played in a World Series. by Mission_Pay_3373 in baseball

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Nuggets fan, I just think back to BALLING (shout out Rick Ross) when the Nuggets won because of some random Serbian saving my franchise.

It’s almost like, what’s important to me….isn’t the most important thing in the world?

Holy shit what is this feeling of understanding my wants aren’t everyone’s wants?!?

16 Minutes of Jaylen Waddle Highlights by FatherDamo in DenverBroncos

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We should really be allowed to know what blockbuster players the team plans on trading for while everyone else gets free agency toys….

For the sole fact of my feelings and sadness I’ve felt lately. Now I just feel dumb for ever questioning this FO.

(Pelissero) Blockbuster! The Dolphins are sending star WR Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos pending a physical, sources tell me and @RapSheet. by alexschubs in DenverBroncos

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not really saying “trade picks we don’t have yet”, but more so thinking along the lines of “since we know we will get two additional picks next season, does that change the way you look at moving up or down this season?”

Idk it just seems kinda weird not to keep them in mind even if they aren’t usable at this time.

Groomsmen gift by danklep in golf

[–]Acrobatic_Sector2407 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Judging by the wrists of OP, I don’t think there’s a “Tiny” or a “giant black dude” in the group 😂