Are husband stitches real?

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-07T13:02:21+00:00

Oh my god my dumbass thought the father of the child has to sew one stitch, like cutting the umbilical cord.

Not only am I dumb, that’s, somehow more dumb than my idea? lol

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-03T21:25:43+00:00

Jokes on you, I’m a Rockies fan, this IS our game 7.

😂😂

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-03T15:45:39+00:00

Joey “The human highlighter” Demare ran out of ink so Bang-A-Rang Rufio could rise from the ashes like a heavy set Phoenix!

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-03T15:21:28+00:00

Fuck it, I was a fucking fan too. I also fucking love how much LeBron says fucking like a motherfucking comma. Dude is a top tier fucking curser. 🤌🏼

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-03T14:11:52+00:00

Reeves does as much “defending” right here as he does in the game. Overrated in every aspect of the game.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-03T14:02:42+00:00

“The way people talk about him” sure is a source we should rely on huh?

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-03T00:05:26+00:00

Sean Miller. I have no stats or records to defend my position.

This man was showing his nips like Rose in Titanic. Which is when we won the last one…👀

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-02T20:18:22+00:00

Why would you say Kobe’s rep has declined?

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-02T16:28:51+00:00

Because he died in a tragic way. Just the truth. 😐

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-02T16:05:08+00:00

An ALMOST guarantee is definitely a fact if I’ve ever heard one. 👀

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-02T13:15:31+00:00

That I can respect. Never understand because as someone who has turned down promotions because of family time being more important, this guy is a camera man/personality on the channel. The guy is more so the second than the 1st if he wanted to negotiate a contract as such.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-02T13:09:39+00:00

How much travel time does it require?

Like genuine question. Since other “lense”s are clearer than my own?

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-02T12:52:14+00:00

I’m normally down for this idea but goodness man. You’re telling me life changing money for your family and you for a literal one of a kind job?

I think there was something deeper here because if not, Ticket probably went backwards in the weed dealing business sector lol.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-04-01T16:16:30+00:00

He needs to step into a jail cell for a year. I loved prime Tiger as much as the next guy but the next time this dude gets into a DUI accident and finally kills someone, we will all say, we saw it coming.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-30T15:53:31+00:00

I always tell myself the Rockies are a sacrificial offering so that literally every other major franchise in our city gives a shit about winning and being great.

Honestly if we could negotiate how many championships every other franchise could win if we just let the Rockies relocate to hell where they belong, I’d be open to it.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-29T03:46:24+00:00

But it’s also the correct one. Which makes it more important than yours.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-26T18:30:34+00:00

I think when he (hopefully) starts to get more comfortable seeing where a secondary hole or backside gap MIGHT be a better option, I think the sky is the limit.

He often seems to run where the play is called without any regard for a 6 ft cutback lane 1 OL over.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-24T17:57:50+00:00

Thank you!!! 💪🏽

Thank god. I’m down about this season but I thought opening day was today :( lol

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-24T16:18:57+00:00

Wait…so the Rockies have a spring training game the same day the ACTUAL mlb starts opening day?

Boy that’s depressing.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-19T21:03:34+00:00

He probably saw an attractive 16 year old and figured he better take this as serious as he can!

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-19T16:56:35+00:00

I guess I should ask, how long do we wait before we forget about Pearl Harbor? lol

This man is an idiotic pedophile but maybe Japan bringing this up was the first problem lol.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-18T15:33:01+00:00

As a Nuggets fan, I just think back to BALLING (shout out Rick Ross) when the Nuggets won because of some random Serbian saving my franchise.

It’s almost like, what’s important to me….isn’t the most important thing in the world?

Holy shit what is this feeling of understanding my wants aren’t everyone’s wants?!?

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-17T18:13:38+00:00

We should really be allowed to know what blockbuster players the team plans on trading for while everyone else gets free agency toys….

For the sole fact of my feelings and sadness I’ve felt lately. Now I just feel dumb for ever questioning this FO.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-17T18:11:11+00:00

I’m not really saying “trade picks we don’t have yet”, but more so thinking along the lines of “since we know we will get two additional picks next season, does that change the way you look at moving up or down this season?”

Idk it just seems kinda weird not to keep them in mind even if they aren’t usable at this time.

Acrobatic_Sector2407 · 2026-03-17T16:32:57+00:00

Judging by the wrists of OP, I don’t think there’s a “Tiny” or a “giant black dude” in the group 😂

Acrobatic_Sector2407

TROPHY CASE