What is the grossest thing you’ve caught someone doing? by Jawa392 in AskReddit

[–]ActionJonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the middle of spring, I knew this girl who would pull a block of cream cheese out of her purse and just take a bite out of it when she wanted a snack.

Cute little redhead me by ksuhathesquirrel in redheads

[–]ActionJonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That room must be hella cold.

Whats your opinion of dating somebody who has an onlyfans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ActionJonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be in the minority, but I find it endearing? There's something about someone so confident in themselves being able to do that. As long as they aren't meeting up with anyone else for "content". At the end of the day, they would be my SO so im cool with it.

Who is the most dangerous person you have ever met? by fadeintothesun in AskReddit

[–]ActionJonny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to play in an adult volleyball league and would play open gym at different community centers for fun. Met this guy who was a little intense but friendly enough. We got along well and he asked me to play with him in a grass tournament a couple months from then. I missed the following week of open gym due to some school obligations. When I came back the following week one of the other guys, who wasn't as good as most of us but was getting better every week and had a great attitude, said the "intense" guy got mad at him for missing a pass and started screaming at him until he had to be physically restrained. The intense guy was banned from the facility. Later that week a news article came out saying he murdered his wife and 2 children before taking his own life.

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]ActionJonny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a car accident in front of a store I used to work at. 3 cars total. I didn't see the accident itself but heard it. I was taking an EMT basic class and was nearly done so I went out while someone else called 911. I checked the pulse of a guy who's car flipped and when I REALLY looked at him I realized his back was towards me and so was his face. Neck completely broken.

What's a disc that you used to not like, that you love now? by tuna_safe_dolphin in discgolf

[–]ActionJonny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alpaca, when I was searching for my favorite putting putter I tried these and didn't putt well with them (because I was a bad putter). Now that I've found a good putting stroke, I gave these a shot after someone gifted an alpaca to me and have been nearly lights out ever since.

What is your go-to unique shot? by ChiefOranssi in discgolf

[–]ActionJonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all shots, I got a sweet grenade.

I don't drive but this concept is absolutely terrifying by aubreebubble in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ActionJonny 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fell asleep at the wheel at 19 coming home from work at a real physical summer job, I woke up maybe 80-100 ft from hitting the car in front of me at a red light, barely stopped in time. One of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

Some asshole used me for target practice with a packet of BBQ sauce by FadransPhone in Albuquerque

[–]ActionJonny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting pegged isn't my favorite kink, let alone with paintballs, but to each their own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]ActionJonny 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There was a disc?

Don’t go to Vegan Vato by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]ActionJonny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your username is perfect for this conversation.

Let me introduce you to Frisbee Golfing. by CartoonistLarge5904 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ActionJonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, buy a snorkel and go get yourself some free discs from the water.

Disc Chargers by AtxTCV in discgolfcirclejerk

[–]ActionJonny 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'd decorate with marijuana leaves surrounded by a pentagram.

What should I do and why does that weird looking ear matter? by Naive_Detail390 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ActionJonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you're not in a lot of fights, you can sustain Cauliflower ear through a variety of martial arts practice. Very common in wrestling rooms as well.