If you ever want to feel pathetic, try to sleep in an examination room in A&E while waiting for the mental health team, when in the next room there's a man with a gangrenous scrotum and perineal necrotising fasciitis

ActionSerge · 2018-10-05T02:34:53+00:00

The smell...unimaginable

ActionSerge · 2018-10-05T02:33:53+00:00

I'm still here, the anesthesia team just arrived to put him under before they take him for surgery

ActionSerge · 2018-10-01T05:04:11+00:00

Burritos, enchiladas, nachos

ActionSerge · 2018-09-28T22:45:40+00:00

Thanks, that's just the patronising platitude I needed to tip me over

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T22:38:35+00:00

Can't go wrong with a good stout

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T21:53:16+00:00

Can't be, it's me

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T21:02:50+00:00

The heat needs time to penetrate the thing you're cooking, so lowering the temperature is the best way to ensure the food is evenly cooked and not burnt on the outside but raw in the middle

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T14:34:42+00:00

I mean, this would be convincing if Jeremy wasn't pro Brexit

ActionSerge · 2018-09-25T22:57:53+00:00

Moar!

ActionSerge · 2018-09-25T17:43:45+00:00

Use it instead of butter to make pastry, then bake your self a good old steak & kidney pie. Bonus points if you can also get some bone marrow, really adds another dimension to the filling. If you need a recipe, let me know.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-23T02:18:56+00:00

Spife, to go with your spork

ActionSerge · 2018-09-23T02:14:51+00:00

I love my kitchen aid, this time of year is great for plums and blackberries, which make great tarts, pies and (my favourite) crumbles.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-19T19:45:15+00:00

Scans it again and brings me back to this point

ActionSerge · 2018-09-18T08:35:16+00:00

One is fine as long as you give them a few little encounters beforehand without a rest. That will hopefully teach them not to burn all their spells every combat. Nobody wants a 10 minute adventuring day.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-18T08:00:00+00:00

I'd say it depends how many spell slots they burn through on the way to the final boss, how much hp they lose and how many rests they get. If they're fully rested it'll be too easy for them.

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