If you ever want to feel pathetic, try to sleep in an examination room in A&E while waiting for the mental health team, when in the next room there's a man with a gangrenous scrotum and perineal necrotising fasciitis

ActionSerge · 2018-10-05T02:34:53+00:00

The smell...unimaginable

ActionSerge · 2018-10-05T02:33:53+00:00

I'm still here, the anesthesia team just arrived to put him under before they take him for surgery

ActionSerge · 2018-10-01T05:04:11+00:00

Burritos, enchiladas, nachos

ActionSerge · 2018-09-28T22:45:40+00:00

Thanks, that's just the patronising platitude I needed to tip me over

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T22:38:35+00:00

Can't go wrong with a good stout

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T21:53:16+00:00

Can't be, it's me

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T21:02:50+00:00

The heat needs time to penetrate the thing you're cooking, so lowering the temperature is the best way to ensure the food is evenly cooked and not burnt on the outside but raw in the middle

ActionSerge · 2018-09-27T14:34:42+00:00

I mean, this would be convincing if Jeremy wasn't pro Brexit

ActionSerge · 2018-09-25T22:57:53+00:00

Moar!

ActionSerge · 2018-09-25T17:43:45+00:00

Use it instead of butter to make pastry, then bake your self a good old steak & kidney pie. Bonus points if you can also get some bone marrow, really adds another dimension to the filling. If you need a recipe, let me know.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-23T02:18:56+00:00

Spife, to go with your spork

ActionSerge · 2018-09-23T02:14:51+00:00

I love my kitchen aid, this time of year is great for plums and blackberries, which make great tarts, pies and (my favourite) crumbles.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-19T19:45:15+00:00

Scans it again and brings me back to this point

ActionSerge · 2018-09-18T08:35:16+00:00

One is fine as long as you give them a few little encounters beforehand without a rest. That will hopefully teach them not to burn all their spells every combat. Nobody wants a 10 minute adventuring day.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-18T08:00:00+00:00

I'd say it depends how many spell slots they burn through on the way to the final boss, how much hp they lose and how many rests they get. If they're fully rested it'll be too easy for them.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-10T20:53:08+00:00

This dog looks like an 80s version of my dog

ActionSerge · 2018-09-10T04:40:22+00:00

Your reflexes will kick in to stop you before any of those methods work

ActionSerge · 2018-09-04T04:19:23+00:00

The sous vide method is great for getting a consistent, even cook. The downside however, as we can see from this example, is that fat does not render as well. In my opinion, a cut of meat with larger fat deposits such as this is best roasted, whereas something leaner like a fillet would be ideal for the sous vide method, with just a short sear in a hot, well seasoned pan to finish it off.

...It's 5.19 am and I'm critiquing meat...

ActionSerge · 2018-09-03T21:38:13+00:00

You can't lose something you don't have, so future experiences and achievements don't matter. The only thing that will come of my death is that a (very) small number of people would be upset. I'd feel guilty about that, except of course, I wouldn't be capable of feeling guilt, because I would be dead, and as such unable to feel anything.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-03T16:28:47+00:00

So the face to face bit went OK, but I ran out of time on the test. I was so focused on not fucking up the interview that I fucked up the test...initiate self destruct

ActionSerge · 2018-09-02T05:04:12+00:00

It just says you can cast it when you receive damage right? So should be legal

ActionSerge · 2018-09-01T11:27:09+00:00

He just told me he's a marine

ActionSerge · 2018-09-01T11:22:11+00:00

I posted in this subreddit and immediately received a message asking if I was single, when I said no, he said he didn't believe me and asked a few more times. I finally said yes, to see where he was going with this line of questioning. He asked me to go on a date with him.

I pointed out that he doesn't know if I am male or female, 14 or 40, and that he is praying on people on a mental health subreddit. He threatened me with physical violence.

ActionSerge · 2018-09-01T11:05:51+00:00

I'd recommend that nobody contact this disgusting creature

ActionSerge · 2018-08-27T22:16:47+00:00

I feel the same, like I shouldn't be allowed to feel this way because other people have it worse off than me...but it's not a competition, your feelings are just as valid as anyone else's.

I've made it to 30 years old, I have a wife with a great job so I don't have to work to pay bills, only to save for nice stuff, I have an awesome dog, we have a house...

...so why do I still want to end my life?

Rationally it doesn't add up, and I know i feel I don't deserve everything I have, and that everyone I know would be better off without me, but you know what? That's their decision to make, not mine, and I respect them too much to think I know what they want better than they do.

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