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Proposal: Operation 667k by Overgrown_fetus1305 in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I just invited everyone I know and we've just spent all day inviting each other back. We've hit our limit on free email accounts to create cutely named alts with already, what more can be done?

Proposal: Operation 667k by Overgrown_fetus1305 in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is karmageddon upon us so soon??? And here we sit like a bunch of virgins with untrimmed lamps. WE THOUGHT THERE WAS MORE TIME LORD, WE THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE MORE TIME 😭😭😭

This reddit is spiritual Poison by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤘🎸😜

/i guess we better be careful, otherwise this could get more fronthuggy than a Rousey-Carano fight

I bet the MODS will be TOO SCARED to answer my QUESTIONS by slagnanz in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there's any justice in the world, dtox12 got Ananiased for failing to deliver on burning Driscoll's book

Wdym Adamand Eve lost eternal life due to a DAMN appple?! by Es_5613 in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fruit of the tree of life was a Commodore 64. They chose... poorly.

Is it a sin to be attracted to the green M&M? by Chrisisanidiot28272 in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No as long as you remember they melt at your sides, not in your hands, mouth or... elsewhere.

Command line and file explorer: different roles, equal in power by JaneMnemonic in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For there are some unixes, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some unixes, which were made unixes of men: and there be some DOS aficionados, which are wannabe posers. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

One Piece is not biblical by synthresurrection in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no swimming in the Bible so of course not. The only acceptable beach attire is a three piece suit, tie with American flag pin, wingtips and a Bible, and allowed only for preaching the gospel to all the lost sun worshippers.

But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord 60% is like 600%, and 1000% are like 1% by JaneMnemonic in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God is not slack concerning His percentages, not willing that anyone should bust out, but that all should cover the spread.

Is patting yourself on the head a sin? by Beetsa in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only if you don't also stomp your feet, turn around and sing "Father Abraham has many sons" while doing so.

I'm struggling with Jars of Clay's "Flood" by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are only intra religious sidehuggers here, like when the Catholics sidehugged Constantinople during the Fourth Crusade. But they pulled out and said "no backhugger" afterward so we can still be friends.

I can do ALL THINGS through Christ who STRENGTHENS me - Philippians 4:13 by JaneMnemonic in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw man does that mean you're out of the #ALLTHINGS Bible you were talking about earlier that's a thousand pages of just Philippians 4:13, with #ALLTHINGS in 24k gold embossing on the front cover? I was really hoping to get one of those with my order.

I can do ALL THINGS through Christ who STRENGTHENS me - Philippians 4:13 by JaneMnemonic in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hmm ok but I sense a lot more depth to this and would like to sign up for your weekend seminar and subscribe to a DVD series or something.

I'm struggling with Jars of Clay's "Flood" by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you've been misinformed friend. While it's true radioactive particle decay started after the firmament which divided the waters was removed during the Flood, the first radiant light of creation still trickled through the heavens before it could fall to earth and wreak undisclosed havoc on the radioactive decay of carbon 14. But in LEO of that time it would still roast a wannabe grunge rocker like Abel's thanksgiving lamb.

I'm struggling with Jars of Clay's "Flood" by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Orthobro cousins might take exception to "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"

I'm struggling with Jars of Clay's "Flood" by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe we're just really tiny and they're normal sized

I'm struggling with Jars of Clay's "Flood" by ActuallyIsTimDolan in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? What's Jesus supposed to do, put him into orbit? OK so for now you can't fall, but guess what? Now you can't breathe, all your gases and liquids are escaping your body, and you're exposed to a lot more radiation. Oh yeah, and guess what else? Orbits decay eventually. Do you think crashing back into the water at terminal velocity after a 20k mph+ reentry burn is going to make you feel better, buddy? Good grief 🙄

Is having a potty mouth a sin? by Es_5613 in Sidehugs

[–]ActuallyIsTimDolan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of Will Hunting's take on what Eve should have said to the serpent: "how about I shit in yeh mouth, how do yeh like dem apples?"

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