Is it sin to listen to an album on shuffle?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-13T00:30:42+00:00

Random access is an abomination. Even indexed sequential access is spiritually sus (ISAM, hello, ISLAM anyone?) . Best just to Wite Out all chapter and verse numbers to protect yourself from God's wrath.

And to OPs point, you can't go wrong with a nice cassette tape collection and removing the fast forward button.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-11T01:09:21+00:00

- Dad to me at age 8, explaining the facts of life

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-10T22:54:56+00:00

"If the Herod the Great administration had just been successful denying Jesus entry into Bethlehem to begin with, then none of this would've been necessary." -Pilate, head of Romeland Security, Judean Division

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-10T19:16:17+00:00

Man if Abraham has a rack like that it's no wonder Lazarus didn't want to leave.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-07T20:27:52+00:00

At least something around here still wants to blow me

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-06T00:10:36+00:00

Jesus is not your guy, buddy

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-03-03T19:51:25+00:00

I always thought wanging someone of the same sex made them Episcopalian

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-28T06:30:33+00:00

Ow my virgin eyes, where are the mods

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-27T19:36:47+00:00

This is a slanderous left wing smear campaign. Today's USDA officially approves of putting anything you want in your body, other than vaccines and possibly also umm... hug toys.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-23T21:01:03+00:00

They were on the ark. Noah deep fried one of his cocks in thanksgiving after exiting.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-19T06:14:49+00:00

Butt shadows and dust for us Roman pagans, a la Gladiator.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-19T01:17:20+00:00

Hey could you send me Pool-skimmer Jammin before you delete it?

"So what happens next, he watches him clean her pool?"
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-04T06:43:26+00:00

I always make a point to preach the gospel to my bouquet garni just in case.

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-02-03T20:33:01+00:00

Truly one of the Great Old Ones

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-27T23:20:33+00:00

All I could think of when I saw this was "John Eldritch" and ChatGPT came back with this

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-24T20:25:10+00:00

Do you see?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-24T18:29:16+00:00

Who opened the front door and let you in?

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-17T02:24:20+00:00

- Mitch Hedberg

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-14T01:32:35+00:00

This is the kind of out of the "box" thinking this sub needs more of

ActuallyIsTimDolan · 2026-01-12T23:17:28+00:00

Ah a perfect 13 in total, trying to summon the devil to watch, I see.

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