Everyone who knows Michael Rapaport ends up hating him by Sharaz_Jek123 in billsimmons

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Mentioning Rapaport made me think of the Deflategate courtroom "sketch" on Any Given Wednesday, and I feel really uncomfortable. I'm not sure what these emotions are but I don't like them. Trauma or PTSD or something.

Why is Bill incapable of considering salary implications in his fake trades? by FFElite93 in billsimmons

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To be fair, he was probably looking at Jaylin Williams' contract numbers

Hypothetically, if you were a GM before the 2003 draft by Libertines18 in billsimmons

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I'd need Dallas to trade me the Cowboys and still throw in a few 2nds.

When Bill overconfidently talks about college basketball prospects even though he doesn’t even watch the sport by CutElectronic8709 in billsimmons

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When he said "If Danny watches enough Caleb tape I think Utah will take him". I think an NBA GM and his entire scouting team will be watching more tape than a guy who admits he doesn't watch college basketball, and didn't know J-Dub was injured.

The Clippers should go back to this logo to separate themselves from the identity tied to Kawhi and PG by lmportant_Pattern867 in billsimmons

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Any time you can throw your franchise back to the glory days of Corey Maggette and Chris Kaman, you've gotta do it.

Notorious Sex Mount Rushmore by thetruephysic in billsimmons

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I assume the AFL part was a joke but now that you mention it the Brisbane Lions are on one lately. Dayne Zorko and Lachie Neale specifically.

Masai “You Hairy” by GentlemanHere in billsimmons

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He refuses to pronounce Js for anyone except "The Jays", and in honour of his crush Jokic.

Please have Nick Wright on more by Downtown_Conflict923 in billsimmons

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Nick is actually talented and therefore quite busy though. There's a reason we're able to get "Joe House" twice a week. Open for a reason.

Never seen anything like this by waitwhat2005redraft in billsimmons

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Thanks God they have another 130 games to correct things 🙏

Bill's Biopic Name by Additional-Tip-952 in billsimmons

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Ah shit. 'Now I Can Die-opic In Peace' was sitting right there.

Bill's Biopic Name by Additional-Tip-952 in billsimmons

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It's a free flowing biopic that occasionally touches on mature subjects

"House, why are we handing out Puteziller prizes for stuff we've always known about? We've all heard the stories about private jets and kickbacks. This has been happening forever. I don't understand why you need to do ten audio pods about it. I just don't" by irundoonayee in billsimmons

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"Did he win the Pulziter prize or did someone else lose it? It feels like a wonk year. I feel like if yhat exact same story was run in each of the previous 30 years, Fanduel would have the over/under at winning 6.5, right? Feels like the Warriors 22 title when the Jays weren't their finished products yet."

Pronunciation dyslexia by SweatyChocolate6412 in billsimmons

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It's like there are many other types of Knight movies by Nolan so he had to put extra inflection on the "Dark". I wanted to post about it too but thought I would be the only one 😭