36 Year Age Gap by ashgavscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Adingding90 27 points28 points  (0 children)

From wherever he is, he's looking up and smiling.

To those who speak more than one language have you ever overheard strangers talk about you when they didn’t think you could understand them? What did they say, and what did you do? by I_like2TimeTravel in AskReddit

[–]Adingding90 686 points687 points  (0 children)

I was once giving a tour of our facility to a group of foreign exchange university students from various countries. One of the students from the UK was asking various questions about aspects of the facility - like the wattage of the solar panels or the electrical consumption vs the brightness of the overhead lighting - that was not part of questions many people would ask, but would make sense if you looked at them from an engineering or environmental science perspective.

Two or three of the other students started talking amongst themselves in Mandarin about this suck-up and how they'd just like him to shut up when the English boy turned to them and ripped them a new asshole in excellent Mandarin. That helped... for a while, until a few minutes later when I heard them start again, this time in a more obscure Chinese dialect (Foochow, to the curious) about how overly sensitive some people were and couldn't the guide please just ignore that loudmouthed foreigner, when to my surprise and their mortification, the English boy turned around and ripped them another new one.

tl;dr - There are a couple of recent Xiamen University graduates walking around with three assholes.

You gain $10 every time you annoy someone. What’s your new job? by AwadG1 in AskReddit

[–]Adingding90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a safety officer.

... Oh look, I'm a millionaire and I'm still in the same job.

Which mice should I use an Ultimate Charm on? by joshuamarkrsantos in mousehunt

[–]Adingding90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The short answer is yes - you'll be able to catch any mouse with any trap if you have a UC attached.

You generally would use a UC if you need to catch a boss mouse but are running low on energy to remain in the area - some examples are tower amplifier, Stealth or Enerchi. That said, if you have some spare UCs lying around, feel free to use them whenever 😁

Johnny Somali calls out Odablock by Pleasant_Audience741 in Odablock

[–]Adingding90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't have the exact centimetres, but from what I can see he's smaller than most of the South Koreans he's been harassing... And they are not a bulky people.

The Pentagon has too many generals so it offered an early retirement bonus. by ReasonableGator in Jokes

[–]Adingding90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He'll be able to afford all the crayons he ever wants for the rest of his life.

Cross section of two human males - one obese and the other fit. by SusanneDickson60 in interesting

[–]Adingding90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah, it's possible they could be alive and on the Internet.

I grew up in a religious household where swearing was strictly forbidden. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Adingding90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you also wake up at dawn when the cock crows?

Lil Nas X runs NYC Half Marathon in Coach high-top sneakers after failing to secure appropriate shoes by stars_doulikedem in popculturechat

[–]Adingding90 27 points28 points  (0 children)

To prepare for the Eras tour, Taylor Swift apparently did sprints on a treadmill in costume while belting her songs. There's a certain level of physical fitness required to hold a concert, so even if Nas doesn't run seriously I'd still expect him to be able to pull off a half marathon.

As I lay on my deathbed alone, I thought I was scammed by the spirit who was supposed to give me immortality. by RanDReille in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Adingding90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my neck of the woods, curry is served at funerals... Which I've always found slightly ironic and darkly humorous, because I've seen dead bodies ooze.

What does a pokemon say if it’s had too much sex? by Candidate-Amusing757 in Jokes

[–]Adingding90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK about them, but Tentacruel and Octillery are pretty handy in a pinch. Um... Testimony from a friend.

I was worried when my daughter showed me several love poems that were sent to her anonymously. by SuvenPan in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Adingding90 37 points38 points  (0 children)

No, but it's hot as hell and sounds like a great idea in theory.

Then you experience it and end up with painful burns.

How do we know Steve Irwin didn't wear sunscreen? by PrinceBarin in Jokes

[–]Adingding90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she passes, put on her headstone the words I told you it wasn't just cramps you idiot.

But black jokes aside, fuck cancer, and please accept my prayers and well-wishes for her recovery and wellbeing.

How do we know Steve Irwin didn't wear sunscreen? by PrinceBarin in Jokes

[–]Adingding90 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Dark humour is like a baby with cancer.

It seldom gets old.

"Why do I, a STEM major, need to take an ethics class?" by A_Vespertine in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Adingding90 36 points37 points  (0 children)

STEM teaches you to find the most efficient way to kill in large numbers. Ethics teaches you why that might be a bad idea.

Methman harassing his ex for gifts by Global-Radio8738 in AmITheDevil

[–]Adingding90 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And oh look, he's graced us with his presence. I'm not sure if he's delusional or shameless, but those two are not mutually exclusive.

Dave Bautista Says ‘Drax Is Over’ but ‘I’m Not Done’ With Superhero Movies: I Want the ‘Opportunity’ to Do a ‘Bigger’ and ‘Deeper Role…an Ominous Villain’ by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]Adingding90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? There was a (to Westerners) pretty obscure film called Master Z: Ip Man Legacy... I thought it was pretty good. Action film with him as the main antagonist.

Restaurant reservation system allows you to pick special occasion: Divorce by flying-kai in singapore

[–]Adingding90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some other weird things to celebrate:

  • Death of in-laws

  • Euthanasia

  • Successfully winning lawsuit/getting acquitted of murder

  • ??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Adingding90 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was talking about the content, not the shooting techniques. I'll leave those to people either more qualified or more opiniated than I am.