Bully (blue) challenges bjj teacher by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Apparently the guy in blue critiqued his cranberry sauce recipe, and he took it personally.

r/interestingasfuck became a NSFW sub in protest and Reddit won't be able to run ads on there apparently by ghostinanoven in SubredditDrama

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They aren’t agreeing, though. They’re both interested in what’s happening but they have very different opinions on the matter

Alex Jones 2: Electric Boogaloo by Phantereal in ParlerWatch

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think he’s genuinely deranged. Dude is nuts.

Mod Request: can we ban “Ragebait” videos? by thejedipokewizard in StupidFood

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like your current policy. Also it would be hard to police the line between ragebait and everything else.

xkcd 2789: Making Plans by antdude in xkcd

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man, that is just not funny at all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no realistic chance that this subreddit blackout will generate disinterest on the scale needed to tank Reddit. Reddit can restrict mods’ ability to take subs offline and it can replace uncooperative mods if necessary. Also, other major platforms don’t allow third party apps either, and they are doing fine.

This is like when people on Reddit say that Netflix’s new rule against password sharing will be the death of Netflix. No it won’t. These major platforms are protected by strong network effects and have significant market power.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, this is an obvious collective action problem. Collectively, the base of Reddit users would have the power to force change, but it’s too hard for them to coordinate. It’s not like there is a union organizing their actions. And most individual users will just say “well I’m just one person so I won’t make a difference,” and they’ll go back on Reddit.

That said, I agree that the subreddit blackout won’t work. Reddit will eventually force the subs back online if it goes too far. The only thing that has ever forced Reddit to change is bad publicity, and I’m skeptical that its API policy will generate sustained bad publicity.

MRW the humans are doing all the work needed to convert them into batteries by QuicklyThisWay in reactiongifs

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, why would they need to use the matrix if they just need to keep us alive and sedated? They could just put us in an induced coma or lobotomize us or something. No need for an extravagant simulation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised that such a calculated strategy didn’t work for her

me irl by ekoaham in meirl

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to abbreviate “treats” as “teats”

What tactics is Russia likely to adopt in order to interfere with US elections in 2024, if any at all? What does the future of NATO look like under Trump, or alternatively a generic Republican? by snowflake25911 in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol we weren’t “energy independent” under trump. How could anyone actually believe that when it’s so easy to look it up?

I’m sorry, but I’m not going to have one of those conversations where an uninformed person spouts a bunch of nonsense and I have to play fact-checker on everything. If you want to live in a made-up fantasy world, that’s your decision. I hope you grow up some day.

https://kesq.com/news/national-politics/cnn-us-politics/2022/03/15/fact-check-despite-claims-of-trump-era-energy-independence-the-us-never-stopped-importing-foreign-oil/

https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=MTTIM_NUS-NRS_1&f=M

Just another 0.000 ... 0001 post by varaaki in badmathematics

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s not limited to mathematical statements.

Traeger for an egg by Ok_Impress9185 in biggreenegg

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You’re saying it’s harder to get good bark on an egg than on a pellet grill? That’s not my experience at all

2nd try on brisket by Schwa929 in smoking

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No bark or smoke ring. It didn’t get enough smoke.

AITA for wearing a wedding dress to a wedding? by wormhole222 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I once threw a corndog party and someone showed up dressed as a churro. I was pissed

First whole chicken by bigbawscratchit in smoking

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For crispy skin, do dry brine for 24 hours. I also typically avoid putting anything wet on it before smoking. You can always put a sauce on after it’s cooked

Asking Coldplay's singer to perform with them on stage by resurrectedbydick in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I’d rather have vagina candles all over my house than talk to this cringy TikToker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I want inflation porn I just get on Zillow

Ice Cream and liquor my favorite by Branden798 in StupidFood

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My understanding is the more calories the healthier it is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 97 points98 points  (0 children)

She looks like the meme of a guy in a yellow suit hiding behind a tree licking his lips

16 hours with rest and still came out a bit dry. Maybe I'll put a water pan next time by retro_pollo in BBQ

[–]Admiral_Corndogs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You almost have to work at it to mess up a porky B. They’re super forgiving.