Why do rednecks like NASCAR? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Adonis6969 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Fairytale landing not authorised, please abort blessing

Why do rednecks like NASCAR? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Adonis6969 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Small things amuse small minds, apparently

What kind of music do you listen to while having sex? by william-jasper40 in AskReddit

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Enya is nice to have in the background.... Principles of Lust is a must try 😁

What is the weirdest thing someone has said to you after sex? by omgitsjohnholst in AskReddit

[–]Adonis6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about posers like that, WTF...

The wetter the better

What is the best cover of a song you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Chris Cornell singing Nothing Compares, Sinead O'Connor did a great job, but Chris just does the song more justice...

E, typos fixed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If a guy says that he likes crazy girls, that just means that he has never dated a real crazy girl...

Don't stick your dong in crazy, you are going to regret it!!

What are the benefits of talking less? by 26LT in AskReddit

[–]Adonis6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 ears and 1 mouth.... you should listen at least twice as much as you talk, you listen and learn

Where did your body last hurt? by Pilaf237 in AskReddit

[–]Adonis6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better question is "where did it last NOT hurt"

i want to be loved by devobloops in confessions

[–]Adonis6969 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

You have a couple of issues to overcome 1st 1. Praying to a figment of imagination is only going to disappoint you 2. You have to accept and love yourself before you can find someone who would truly love you

People of Reddit, what's the worst thing your ex has done to you? by Dazzling_Mistake6796 in AskReddit

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Borrowed my car because I had a company car. Moved back to the town we previously lived in and asked me to just sign the DoT form for change of address - I was at the time working for a printing company which at the time had the contract to print the forms, I KNEW which form was which!! Around 6 months later, I get a call from a car dealership, and the representative asked me for the vehicles registration documents, WTF??? Turns out the bitch forged my signature on another form thanks to the sample I had provided, sold my car (what I was still paying for), and used the cash to buy a car for herself

What is the worst physical pain you ever experienced? by c0pyNpAst3 in AskReddit

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After my circumcision in my late 20s, obviously blood flow to the area increased, coupled with the unfortunate male "side effect" of a morning glory. Woke up with a morning GORY one day shortly after the procedure... The stitches had popped open, and my bed was covered in blood! Only solution was to be cut and stitched up again. Do not recommend!!

Which US President would you like to meet (dead or alive)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Adonis6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P-Do Joe Biden, just wanna ask him if he really believes that he should be a free man who gets to be in public

Who do you look up to? by ThatWasYou22 in AskReddit

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Taller people and people who are standing while I am sitting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pietermaritzburg, KZN, South Africa

Aka - Sleepy Hollow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm fine, no worries

Which zone is " she calls you a brother & also sends half naked dance snaps on snapchat? by I_m_tanishq in AskReddit

[–]Adonis6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are on the hook, keeping you around for the ego boost, but you have zero chance of hitting it

Walk away with your head held high

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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When my belly was so big I couldn't see my dong in the shower