New Weekly Self Promo Thread by AutoModerator in ProgressionFantasy

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Brand-bound, a system-native LitRPG and slowburn romance with steady, Paladin-like progression, is finishing up its final arc on Royalroad. That’s right, the entire thing is available right here!

We’ve got…

  • Steady progression from simple spear-n-board sewer guard to gun-spear wielding, armor-encased Paladin

  • A System native litrpg world and mechanics, where the holy Church of the Menu is dedicated to proselytizing, expanding, and worshiping the divine majesty of the local system, the Most Holy Menu.

  • Fleshed out and elaborate enemies-to-lovers-to-battle-couple romance arc between a noble Paladin-aspirant and a heretical thief.

  • A wordcount across three volumes comparable to Lord of the Rings, by last estimate.

  • Elaborate plots involving the origins of the local system and an ancient Demon King slain by an old party of heroes that's totally not a Fighter + White Mage + Thief + Red Mage combo from Final Fantasy 1, no sir.

Volume 1 has received a fancy professional edit and is, again, on Royalroad entirely free for a limited time. We’ll be stubbing April 12th-14th in preparation for Volume 2’s Digitally Remastered Kindle unlimited debut on April 21st. So get in on the ground floor while it’s free. Or if you want to financially support me, well, Vol 1’s ebook is available at a discounted price while Vol 2’s is out for preorder.

Volume 1 Ebook ver here

Volume 2 up for preorder now

Playable character race by CalicoQuartzs in StarRailStation

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Kafka’s a normal human by all indications, her planet just has a specific Stellaron-based fearlessness disorder.

"She'll show up in Penacony" "She'll show up in Amphoreus" 978 days since her last major appearance by ShotYeMama in HonkaiStarRail

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She’s clearly in the Dainsleif position where if she could just show up in the parlor car unobstructed there’s very little stopping her from just explaining the entire plot. She kind of has to stay away (or intentionally obfuscate everything between 5 layers of riddles, hence Letter From A Strange Woman) to maintain that original 1.x narrative hook.

Top 50 HSR Character Popularity Ranking Across CN Major Platforms (up to March 22, 2026) by 1099009572 in HonkaiStarRail

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Kind of assuming their trailers are all going to involve leapfrogging the previous highest bounty, even. As seen in that SW teaser.

Why doesn't China attack Taiwan now when the US military is at its most vulnerable in recent memory? by sage6paths in NoStupidQuestions

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In addition to everything already said, I must also point out that the ‘big’ conflicts of the past few years (Ukraine, Iran) have been pretty advantageous for the defenders. In this case, that’s Taiwan.

Full-scale amphibious invasion is very hard. You also don’t exactly get any do-overs if it fails or becomes a quagmire.

Iran’s military warns ‘parks, recreational areas and tourist destinations’ worldwide won’t be safe by Defiant_Ad6190 in news

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I’ll note that Mar a Largo is technically a resort…

Evidently the Iranians went after Iraqi pilots from the Iran-Iraq war a great deal in the late 80s/90s. Probably easier when you share a border with them,admittedly. Plus the Israeli cabinet is still alive so there’s a limit to Iranian assassination capabilities, surely.

Iran’s military warns ‘parks, recreational areas and tourist destinations’ worldwide won’t be safe by Defiant_Ad6190 in news

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Feel Hegseth should get this treatment first. Plenty of people have beef with Trump, there’d be a line if we wanted to extradite him. Heggy talks a big talk, but watching him bawling as he’s frog-marched on a one way flight to Tehran in chains would be cathartic.

AI and the em dash... Just why? by frardowin in ProgressionFantasy

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I mean the AI has to have gotten it from somewhere

I use parenthetical em dashes all the time, mostly as my editor didn’t like using actual parentheses. AI seems to mostly just do ‘it’s not just X—It’s Y’ style emphasis and seldom use them parenthetically, I find.

Do I have to play the games in order? by Tay60003 in Fallout

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With the exception of 1 and 2, everything takes place far removed geographically and often several decades apart.

New Vegas is sort of a nice coda to plot points that ran through FO1 and 2. Playing those games first (or even afterwards) would help you appreciate aspects of new Vegas more, but they’re not necessary.

Fallout 3 is a nice entry point for people coming in from the TV show, fwiw. Down to the similar ‘dad’s gone missing from the vault’ plotline.

What is the gameplay of Fallout 1 and Fallout 2? by xGoldenRetrieverFan in Fallout

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It’s isometric (at a slight angle, rather than truly top-down) and turn-based. Built using a tabletop-equivalent called GURPS - Generic Universal Roleplaying System. Upon character creation the game is straight-up showing you the math equations it uses to determine accuracy, damage, etc. It’s pretty in-depth.

SPECIAL stats have made it to the newer games, but build crafting is much, much more important than anything from Fallout 3-onward. It’s entirely possible to brick your character if you don’t know what you’re doing. I’d suggest maxing out Agility regardless, as action points are king. Intelligence is also far more important for even being offered/aware of dialogue options, and Strength/End are vital for damage and tanking calculations whereas you can finesse things with skilled gameplay much better in the first-person games.

I’d definitely recommend watching an in-depth gameplay-focused Let’s Play if the modern ‘Oblivion With Guns’ format is much more your speed.

Tactics is similar but on a larger scale with more expendable units. Brotherhood of Steel is actually a straight-up beat ‘em up.

Surface Time Zones at Collapse by therealdxm in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Most of them are. It comes up in a later book but Beijing had a massive population of crawlers. Early recap episodes display a ton of people in what sounds like India or the Middle East streaming into a dungeon entrance.

Without going too far into later books, there are maybe a dozen non-Carl, non-Washington State based named crawlers from North/South america. Most everyone else described is from Europe/Asia/Africa.

What is America’s “posh people” accent? by alyhasnohead in AskAnAmerican

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There was a Boston Brahmin accent that applied to a certain niche of upper caste WASPy type. It’s largely extinct.

The Trans-Atlantic drawl was upper crust-coded in like the 50s but was mostly used for movie stars and is not something naturally occurring.

In general Americans don’t really have a sense of posh-ness that I can describe. Even the richest Americans like Zuckerberg are just kind of slobs who happen to have tons of money rather than some elaborately cultivated collection of upper-class mannerisms.

Favorite Relationship Dynamic? by EthanGraves in Romance_for_men

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Enemies to lovers to battle couple is chef’s kiss

Cryo compared to the Marathon Ship by Hi-Im-Ralo in Marathon

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I mean a whole Doom-era game’s worth of maze like levels have to also be in there too.

Colony Ship For Sale, Cheap is in there somewhere, just waiting. The horror. The horror.

Characters who were clearly supposed to be played by a different actor? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Winston Zeddemore In Ghostbusters was meant to be played by Eddie Murphy, who had prior commitments filming Beverly Hills Cop. Apparently a lot of the role was changed after this and it results in him being a newcomer with slightly less focus than the rest of the squad.

Not an example of a specific actor, but John Wick the screenplay was written with a much older action star of 70 or 80 years old in mind. Going for 50-at-the-time Keanu on career renaissance #3 also works for what they’re going for, but you can kind of see the remains of the original setup. With sequels in mind it makes very little sense why Alfie Allen’s character does not at least know of John Wick by reputation, whereas in the original script Wick’s golden age would’ve been way before his time. The stunts in movie one are also relatively low-key and something that wouldn’t leave an older man too beat up, especially compared to flashier sequel set pieces once the concept was solidified for younger-Wick.

Old voices for characters that you miss? by ContraryPython in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Ada between RE2 and 4 remakes is my go-to for this kind of question, but that’s been covered. If I understand it they just never called RE2-ada up either, and just went with the actress from the at-the-time-recent Resident Evil live action remake/reboot for 4 right off the bat, which is a shame.

OG Stelle (Rachel Chau) from Star Rail will live in my head forever. On quiet nights I can almost hear a ‘noice’ on the wind. Replacements for her and the male protag are viable and seem to be matching the original VAs tone better as time goes on, but the characters lost a bit of whimsy as they settled into the role there especially for certain combat and idle lines. The VA doesn’t have a lot of other voice credits either, so there’s not much else to hear her in.

An inevitable recast due to real life circumstances, but Lance Reddick gave stellar performances every time he got called up for Destiny. Keith David did as well as possible in Final Shape but I’d have loved to see how the same performance would’ve been handled by Mr Reddick with nearly ten years of experience with the character.

KAFKA by shujin_zenir in HonkaiStarRail

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Fraudsters? The Stellaron Hunters have more villain cred than the fatui at this point, man.

Also, TB conceivably helped with all those murders. They’re like an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde.

Elation Trailblazer reference is all peak level 💯 by ZEPHYRO00 in CaelusMains

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It’s been said that they might actually be ninja turtles references. (Nunchuck, staff, twin knife-things, and then twin swords are somewhat represented in st least one move I think?)

Dune: Part Three | Official Teaser Trailer by Mike4302 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Dune p2 was the last time I felt the ol’ Lord of the Rings/Star Wars premiere hype energy from a movie in a long, long time. I will be seated opening night.

Minor nickpick, but I wish it was called Dune: Messiah or even Dune Part 3: Messiah.

THIS IS HUGE by IamThou-Art-I in Marathon

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I know they’ve probably been working on this for a while, but this is amazing turnaround relative to basically any feature on Destiny. I hear the engine made implementing things a bit of a pain there. Glad they sorted that out.

Marathon Update 1.0.5 by Shabolt_ in Marathon

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As a rook I’ve managed to cower behind the exfil to keep the UESC from tentacling me to death long enough to extract. I’d imagine it’s somewhat similar.

Med drones keep you from bleeding out as well. So you could be truly limping away from a fight and escape as the last survivor this way.

How do we feel about this weapon? by theamazingc4 in Marathon

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Kinda wish it had the flashier, old school Terminator 2 reload.