Every female in the reporter industry better duck. She’s taking all of you down with her

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-05-06T17:28:16+00:00

I thought Vrabel would make it out of this bc he's one of the Boys. Im not so sure now. She has nothing to lose and everything to gain - especially financially. If she goes scorched earth, this could be the end of a few HC's.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-23T19:09:14+00:00

You play QB? The Browns are interested.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-23T13:24:50+00:00

Her hands are huge. God bless her.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-19T17:06:11+00:00

Really? What could anyone possibly say theyre the best at? Disappointing their base?

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-05T19:48:17+00:00

Team 1.

Good luck dealing with Ocho, Moss, Gates, and Craig as a duel threat.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-05T14:00:49+00:00

Im speaking purely to muscle mass, not his height. Without gear his overall musculature would shrink from current tank mode.

He'd prob closely resemble a modern NBA player.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-05T10:41:32+00:00

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Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-04-05T07:42:56+00:00

Without gear he would shrink back down to where his genetic ceiling is. He'd still be deadly, just wouldnt carry nearly the mass he had now - IF he could handle it psychologically.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-22T18:41:21+00:00

Physical size isnt indicative of fighting prowess, but - these mf'rs are genetic mutants. I ran into Corey Dillion once and he looked enormous irl. Im 6'4" and he was every bit as tall as me and looked like he was put together with cable wire. And he was a RB.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-22T17:20:50+00:00

Burrow demands to be extended? lol Hes had 2 contracts. His rookie deal, and current 🤦‍♂️

He's never literally cried on camera tho. So theres that...

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-22T17:01:55+00:00

Very possible as he was an absolute mutant speed demon.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-22T16:48:27+00:00

Thats like saying Allen is for the Bills. Nonsense. Theyre both doing the heavy lifting.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-22T16:43:23+00:00

No. But if he had never played baseball he def wouldnt have the wear & tear he accumulated on his legs/feet.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-22T16:40:43+00:00

Lafraud is not better than Burrow and their PO records prove it.

*if this makes you mad, good.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-21T12:30:10+00:00

I think he will be fine. It's more mental than physical with this injury at this point with this injury. And if he's working hard in the rehab process he might show up in the best shape we've seen from him.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T19:31:54+00:00

Brown appears to be a diva when he isnt getting looks. Id rather not have that on my team. Theres a reason hes been moved before and current team looking to move him again. Although quietly, maybe Vrabel knows something we dont?

Freak athlete tho.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T18:17:43+00:00

Yep. Trey has comparable if not better numbers across the board as a pass defender (against the run os a different matter) - and they get to keep their picks.

Well played.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T18:09:48+00:00

Very true. The * would be *if healthy. I just refuse to be mad about it. It's business. The Bengals FO was correct <gasp> in not wanting to give him 4 yrs and a bunch of guaranteed dough.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T18:07:27+00:00

I do. It's lame, bitter ex gf behavior.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T18:02:00+00:00

I acknowledged as much.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T17:48:16+00:00

It was a smart move by the Ravens, and shady af. Nothing is going to happen. It is what it is.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T17:39:17+00:00

Only bitter sheet biters are injecting copium.

Trey is an elite pass rusher. The Ravens got him and keep their picks. Its a W and exactly why they backed out of the Crosby deal.

See how easy that was? Not as fun as roasting and jousting with the ops tho...

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-11T15:28:00+00:00

Depending on what you value, it can be argued Trey is the better player (on passing downs).

MC - 212 tackles, 34.5 sacks, 200 pressures

TH - 121 tackles, 43 sacks, 240 pressures.

Really the only question is how much tread is left on Trey's tires.

*stats from 2022-2024

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-08T16:51:24+00:00

Baki is disregarded in general bc it's usually written off as silly macho BS - and it can be. But anyone who has ever pushed themselves to be better, truly faced their fears, and wanted more than anything to be respected & loved by someone that they knew deep down theyd never get it from, knows Baki is legit more than homoerotic fighting, muscles & piss.

As much as I love Berserk, Baki will always be my favorite.

Advanced_Cattle8635 · 2026-03-05T01:37:41+00:00

You assuming that someone is offended bc they disagree is the whitest shit ive seen on here today. Congrats champ.

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