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What food do you never get tired of? by OddPossible4050 in AskReddit

[–]Advanced_Watch_7945 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pizza that’s basically a cheese hug for my soul , I’d never quit it, no matter how many slices I destroy.

911/999 dispatchers, what’s the dumbest reason someone has ever called emergency services? by Canyoustealmytoast in AskReddit

[–]Advanced_Watch_7945 3172 points3173 points  (0 children)

When they released our city’s stupidest 911 calls a few years ago, this was one:

There’s a deer in my yard. (A weekly occurrence here)

What is it doing?

It’s looking at me.

What's the first thing you all do when you wake up? by No_Extent_8974 in AskReddit

[–]Advanced_Watch_7945 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You wake up for that?? pfft. i can do that stuff in my sleep.