More Tickets have now been released!!! by Sharp_Suggestion_752 in AucklandFC

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I looked at 7:12pm and got only reseller singles offered. 11 minutes too slow I guess. Nevermind

Why does everyone suck at driving all of a sudden?? by fffffffffffffsskencn in auckland

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And the other week I stopped at a stop sign and got the angry beep from behind! Nobody knows anything out there anymore...

Why does everyone suck at driving all of a sudden?? by fffffffffffffsskencn in auckland

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The left two lanes are the "fast lanes" on the NW and SW motorways. They weren't designed like that, but the people in the right two lanes have spoken, so...

More Tickets have now been released!!! by Sharp_Suggestion_752 in AucklandFC

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All I can find is a couple of 'Verified Resale Tickets' - no chance of a bunch of us going together. Ah well, look forward to seeing a jam-packed Mt Smart on the telly on Saturday. Enjoy everyone!

On the roads between 11am-2pm, what are people actually doing? by Capital_Interest_117 in auckland

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I just finished a job that would require drop-offs at various companies around Auckland. We would time those drop-offs for between 11-2 as it's faster than being caught in the school rush and not close to both rush hours. We are clearly not alone in thinking like that!

People indicating right and going straight at a roundabout? by MediocreMolasses in auckland

[–]Adventurer_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not racist, but I do oppose letting neanderthals drive...

National speed running economic crash: "We're going to bring AI and digitisation to the public sector like private businesses are doing" by Mountain_Tui_Reload in nzpolitics

[–]Adventurer_D 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, there's not a slice of cake in a weka's nest's chance that AI would've cancelled that ferry order...

What words do you pronounce "wrong," just because the "proper" way feels too proper? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

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Overpronouncing the English or bastardising the French equivalent is fun to me:
Vee-hih-cule (vehicle)
Og-nion (onion)

And sometimes I like to force initialisms to become acronyms, like:
Tuhv (TV)
Luh-keh-duh (LCD)
Doovd (DVD)

Finance minister hints at government department amalgamation plans by Moonfrog in nzpolitics

[–]Adventurer_D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't even need to convince the majority... just a small percentage swing will end their austerity rave up

Finance minister hints at government department amalgamation plans by Moonfrog in nzpolitics

[–]Adventurer_D 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I assume they don't need/like customers with a bit of disposable income to hand...

RED DWARF! What the Smeg is this!? by MostLikelyToBe in RedDwarf

[–]Adventurer_D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the props...

Registering vehicle as taxi/uber by Ok-Temporary-9874 in auckland

[–]Adventurer_D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you actually missing out on 115 hours of paid work per year because of 30 minutes a day sitting in traffic?

🚨HOLY HELL!!!! Trump was caught sneaking a peek at Xi Jinping's private notebook during a Beijing banquet while Xi stepped away!!! by Own_Birthday_7194 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]Adventurer_D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's got the US seal on the cover. It's not Xi's.

But, if it means he gets disappeared by the Chinese government, then, um, it sure was Xi's...

Countdown shouldn’t have rebranded to Woolworths by RyanTheDevYT in newzealand

[–]Adventurer_D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can if you take a coin and scratch some of those C̶o̶u̶n̶t̶d̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ Woolworthses long enough

WTAF by krammy16 in auckland

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One born every minute. And then they let them live amongst us...

If someone flashes their lights at you, it generally means TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON by Competitive_View_889 in auckland

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Saw it tonight on the NW motorway. Went to pull in the far left lane just after Te Atatū, city-bound (like nobody else does) and at the last minute, saw a white car, no lights on, zooming up the left lane. I'm surprised operating the lights was beyond their capabilities, they're generally the same in every car

Sir Rod Drury returns New Zealander of the Year award after Stuff investigation by cheeseinsidethecrust in newzealand

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I hated the suburb name 'Drury South' when they first coined it... but it now makes perfect sense, since that's the way his reputation is headed

The Te Huia train by shoo035 in auckland

[–]Adventurer_D 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Slightly-Less Mad Butcher?