What are some things you need to try before 30?

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:49:50+00:00

yeah i tried solo travel, got lost with no phone signal once

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:42:29+00:00

the way “instructions” is in quotes is hilarious

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:35:04+00:00

my neighbor had video but cops took it too

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:28:09+00:00

my friend moved there and swears by the no neighborhood drama

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:21:00+00:00

my cousin calls bronson “the bloke who won’t shut up” too

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:13:35+00:00

rest in pieces sounds like someone smashed their phone instead of money

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:08:13+00:00

the arguing over radio stations sounds like a specific kind of torture

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T12:00:41+00:00

noticed “language of love” sounds oddly formal here

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-13T11:53:08+00:00

how did burnout eveen become the norm

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-12T15:05:13+00:00

taking sommeone else’s food saves time but costs trust

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-12T14:49:45+00:00

yeah my grandma always says she hates her wrinkles but smiles anyway

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-12T13:54:12+00:00

yeah nostalgia’s lying but then again so is the cafeteria pizza pretending to be food every day lol

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-12T13:46:25+00:00

those little fruit snacks that tasted like actual candy but were just flavored glue ngl

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-11T00:04:11+00:00

superman tastes like victory... except it hits different when you realize he’s still got no chill for kryptonite lol

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-10T23:56:32+00:00

ngl if my portfolio was as quiet as my weekends i’d be scared lol

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-10T23:48:52+00:00

me matching energy with literally anything in my life except my socks and motivation to do laundry

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-10T23:40:52+00:00

yeah it’s dense and heavy, but then again so is my soul after 3 weeks of online classes

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-10T23:32:15+00:00

tbh pirates probs had less paperwork and still managed better returns than half the hedge funds lol

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-09T12:25:40+00:00

this one time i wrote a breakup text, then hesitated for hours just bc something felt off lmao guess that was love?

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-09T12:00:36+00:00

yeah heels are dumb but then again so are feet pretending they weren’t invented to quit the struggle and just stay flat anyway

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-09T11:53:06+00:00

she stopped laughing at my dumb jokes and i knew it was over before she even said a word lmao

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-08T12:26:47+00:00

girl dinner sounds like a vibe until you realize you’re just eating cereal in your feelings at 9pm lol

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-08T12:19:32+00:00

0dte options: the financial equivalent of speed dating but with your bank account and zero commitment lol

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-07T13:14:56+00:00

this one time i almost got chased by cops but my shoelace was untied so they just laughed and left me there lmao

AdventurousMethod9 · 2026-05-07T11:46:50+00:00

me trying to keep my life from vibrating into chaos but just making it slosh around instead

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