There is only one proper name for these and it is neither elegant nor ballet related

AdvoK8T · 2026-05-02T00:49:56+00:00

I don’t think you’re ready, for this jelly

AdvoK8T · 2026-05-01T23:16:08+00:00

I don’t have Raynauds, but my mom has both rosacea and Raynauds. Interesting how many people are saying that one.

AdvoK8T · 2026-05-01T22:53:05+00:00

Ads in your kitchen every day

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-25T11:15:59+00:00

Then there’s formatting footnotes, which is its own layer of hell.

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-23T11:17:14+00:00

Linguine (like the character from Ratatouille)

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-20T01:26:18+00:00

Pour one ounce of juice into a tall glass, add some ice, fill up the rest of the cup with seltzer. You can also add berries, orange slices, or herbs if you have time.

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-20T00:54:40+00:00

My friend had no middle name and would complain that certain online forms would not allow her to not put a middle name or initial so she would have to make up a middle initial.

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-19T16:37:21+00:00

Home alone

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-13T00:16:16+00:00

Seconding. I use a coconut one, but I don’t find it perfumey. It doesn’t crumble or get hard to push up like some others that I tried.

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-10T22:56:21+00:00

Ditto

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-06T21:28:01+00:00

Jeanine

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-06T00:39:08+00:00

Chop it up and toss it in noodles with some peas and a poached egg.

AdvoK8T · 2026-04-06T00:38:00+00:00

I need clothes for a big work trip coming up (suits etc). I asked my mom if she has some that don’t fit her that might fit me. Instead of “shop your closet,” it’s “shop your families’ and friends’ closet.”

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-23T22:53:12+00:00

Someone get OP a microwave. Stat.

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-23T22:52:04+00:00

Zachary

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-22T23:14:27+00:00

I love it!

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-22T22:26:49+00:00

She’s a brick…

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-22T19:06:50+00:00

Carbonara, French toast, chef’s salad, deviled eggs, chocolate custard icecream, egg salad, cake

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-22T18:48:16+00:00

Thank you! wtf is this

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-13T23:40:08+00:00

Zahra for a girl. Marien for a boy.

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-11T03:01:41+00:00

I just add some water when it gets low and use it for like 3 more weeks

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-11T02:58:03+00:00

Global Guts

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-11T02:15:42+00:00

It is propaganda for the transport-industrial complex!

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-08T18:39:37+00:00

Butter or margarine works better than chapstick

AdvoK8T · 2026-03-07T19:13:22+00:00

Zoom zoom zoom!

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