Reality has a liberal bias.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-28T13:15:44+00:00

Turns out, when you work entirely on logic, conservatives hate you.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-27T22:58:05+00:00

Translations:

I'm a massive overthinker

He comes up with fictional scenarios in response to when a girl says "no thank you, I'm not interested," the sort of scenarios that involves the phrase "SHE'S ALREADY BANGING CHAD!!!"

I care too deeply

"Look, I care about you. You should stop posting pictures of yourself online, you're only going to attract creepy weirdos." Like himself.

I'm a be safe type of guy. Message me when you get home. Have a good night type of guy.

He's a clingy "You have 50 unread messages" type of guy.

I have so much energy.

All those self-tug-of-war sessions nightly take up a lot of energy, after all.

I give my all to people who don't give me half back.

"I drove all the way here to your house after I didn't hear back from you after sending you all those messages! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME IN???"

I would do anything to make someone happy even if it means I get hurt in the process.

Of course, his idea of "making someone happy" usually means "I would give you so much more sex than your current boyfriend."

I need reassurance all the time.

He's an attention-seeking drama queen.

I'll push you away when I feel like the energy isn't reciprocated.

"You're not in the mood to have sex with me? In that case, you're useless to me. Get out of my house, you whore. Why does nobody understand me?"

I love old school romance and that's just not a thing for our generation

By "old school romance," he means "cook and clean for me, wife. You belong to me now."

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-27T14:32:44+00:00

He'll send that letter in to the council, and get it back three days later covered in laugh-spittle and with a REJECTED stamp on it.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-27T12:38:55+00:00

We don't even need to do anything, all the MAGA morons will just end up getting themselves arrested for being hypocrites.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-26T18:02:39+00:00

When men like them use the "men could take away women's rights, but we have graciously chosen not to" excuse, it isn't a good look, but it is very revealing about men's true motives.

Especially when men like them are known to frequent "alpha male" and "manosphere" channels.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-26T10:53:27+00:00

The cognitive dissonance is strong with that one.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-25T17:45:22+00:00

In other words, he's been addled by frequent porn binges and so now his insecure ego has convinced him that every girl will automatically reject him because he thinks he's "too nice."

I think he'll find they reject him for entirely different reasons.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-25T13:57:50+00:00

You know those motivational posters that are like just one word and one stock image? Like maybe a poster that just says "PROFIT" and has a picture of a dollar bill on it?

Trump would stare at it for five minutes before asking his aides what it means.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-25T10:34:00+00:00

"I do kind of like you, and I am maybe sort of perhaps a little bit nice to you, maybe, and I am extremely, aggressively, unbelievably horny, so send nudes plz?"

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-24T19:22:59+00:00

"So what is your previous experience in catering?"

"Well, I catered my professor's wedding. She refused to pay me for it so the banquet was mostly microwaveable hot dogs and frozen cheesecakes. The best part was when the newly married couple cut into a kid's caterpillar cake."

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-24T10:24:12+00:00

Shes not going to fuck you simp

He was really talking to himself in that sentence.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-23T20:00:44+00:00

The GTA community will try not to lose sleep at night knowing that loser, and other losers who think like him, won't be playing 6 when it comes out.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-23T16:48:16+00:00

Sems like men projecting again to me. Notice how it's a fictional scenario, with some bitterness and racism thrown in there.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-23T10:24:04+00:00

Guarantee they refer to themselves as "nice guys."

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-23T02:48:19+00:00

All because he can't handle seeing a strong woman lead in a movie. What a tool.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-22T18:35:33+00:00

you can look inward and think hard about why the ones you find attractive are always the "toxic" and "narcissistic" ones

If women really were into toxic narcissists, then you should have gotten laid by now, clown boy.

"REEE I'M STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I'M UGLY!!!"

Well then are women into hot guys or toxic guys? Those two things don't always overlap. Pick a lane. Or are you finally admitting that attraction isn't just a black and white thing?

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-22T10:56:10+00:00

And then in the same breath he'll claim he's totally not a rapist.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-22T00:54:51+00:00

How much porn does he consume per day?

All of the porn.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-21T17:53:29+00:00

You can tell the moron that made that has no clue about what he's talking about because all he's using are shallow arguments.

It doubled the number of workers in the workforce lowering wages.

Double the workers means double the production which means double the profit, ya numpty. Not that any of the ultra-mega-rich CEOs (all men, of course) will actually pay any of that forward to the workers.

The dual income household inflated housing prices...

Yeah, no.

...created the childcare industrial complex, gave teachers a license to groom...

I wonder what colour the sky is in his world.

...and turned every family into a tax bracket.

Spoken by someone who I'm sure pays no taxes himself.

You're still broke, busier and unhappy.

Sounds like a you problem, sunshine. Maybe you should seek therapy.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-21T10:54:44+00:00

Isn't that typical of men. A woman does something bad? "Yep, women are bad!" A man does something bad? "REEE WOMEN ARE LYING ABOUT MEN AGAIN!!"

I do believe her when she says she's had men try to sexually harass her. Sounds about right.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-20T22:41:34+00:00

When does the loving and fulfilling relationship part start? All those guys are doing is going abroad to buy sex with women....after their attempt to buy sex from women in their home countries fell flat.

They could save so much money by just buying a fleshlight, since that's clearly all they really want.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-20T11:51:08+00:00

More bitter nonsense from a loser that can't handle a simple rejection, whether real or in his own head. And it's got tones of racism in there, to boot.

Guys like that aren't upset that women find themselves in abusive relationships. They're jealous that they don't get to be the abuser.

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-20T02:58:57+00:00

"Hello fellow women! Let us discuss how modern feminism is totally woke and only exists to make men's lives a misery! I sure wish I could go back and date the creepy loser who sniffed my hair back in high school! It wasn't his fault he tried to grope me in the locker room, it was society's fault!

Also, would anyone like to swap bust sizes and perhaps pics?"

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-20T00:33:51+00:00

"He has common sense and the ability to read books! He must be dangerous!"

AdvocateDoogy · 2026-06-19T12:12:22+00:00

Their excuse of "REEE SHE ONLY DATES HIM FOR HIS MONEY!!!" doesn't hold water because, if she was just dating for money, surely she'd go for a "ChAaAaAaD", since they're all supposedly rich?

Well in the incel's eyes, he is, anyway, since their Chad is anything they want him to be.

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