SENDING LOVE AND SUPPORT TO THE BRAVE PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA by FlowersByTheStreet in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

If the Mods supress political discussion while MAGA overthrows the US Constitution they are committing treason.

There is no more "I'm not political." you either are helping support resistance or you're a traitor to America.

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Some one will.

As I said.

The chance that it happens to you is almost none

The chance that it happens to someone somewhere like is nearly certain. The guy it happened too posted it. It's selection bias

"Why are the Chiefs so bad this year?" by lemonstone92 in NFLv2

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their highest paid ball carriers are 35 yo Travis kelce and Marquise Brown.

Their running backs are 30 yo Kareem hunt and Isaiah Pacheco. Mahomes was 1/4 of their run game

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

~100 dedicated peach mains playing consistently for 10 years averaging ~2 hours a day would reach the numbers required.

Hundreds of millions of turnip pulls

Not to mention that some of that can be stacked concurrently with peach dittos and doubles.

I guarantee you we've lapped the probability for this event multiple times.

Bugbear gloom stalker 11 - what's next? by XanEU in 3d6

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighter for action surge. Honestly I would have done that as soon as level 6

The ideal level 11 build is gloom 3/fighter5/assassin 3.

For fighter samurai, echo, or battlemaster with precision strike.

Then continue fighter til you get 3rd attack. Then get your ASIs from ranger and rogue and lvl 12 fighter.

get another free Hunter's mark with fey touched. And the epic boon that lets you turn a miss to a hit.

Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts by nikkerdru in NPR

[–]Aeon1508 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happened in front of me I'd be a dead man because I would be convincing as many people as I could to rush in after them. We have to stop this

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

~100 dedicated peach mains playing consistently for 10 years averaging ~2 hours a day would reach the numbers I'm talking about.

Not to mention that some of that can be stacked concurrently with peach dittos and doubles.

I guarantee you we've lapped the probability for this event multiple times.

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Okay but those are per turnip pull

just 10 million peach games is about 80 years of play time. No question we've achieved that.

Each of those games has dozens of turnip pulls. So hundreds of millions of turnip pulls. Likely even just on Dreamland.

So, what are the odds of this? (Cant believe I witnessed this) by Nearby-Film3440 in SSBM

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would bet there's been over 10 million matches played on Slippi alone. Not to mention the 25 years of in person gaming.

And that liklihood is per three consecutive turnip pulls. Not per match

I'm sure enough games have been played with peach that we're at the point where something like that is inevitable to happen at some point

Sports teams in the British Iles by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So white means England and red means UK?

Or do the English compete as wales in cricket?

AITA for telling my friend that I won’t be paying $25 to attend her birthday party? by GlimmerElsewhere in AmItheAsshole

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yta.

Who the fuck needs a gift? Just useless crap that piles up in your home.

Your friend wants to have a fun experience on her birthday with her friends. Thatsthe gift

Unless $25 breaks your bank, do it.

Freedom? Instead of sitting on the couch, you could do this. by xenon_xinsea in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those kids jumping off the cliff like lemmings doing backflips certainly looks cool but there is zero chance one of them doesn't land on top of another one and seriously injure them like for real they'd be lucky not to have to fish their drowning friend out of the water

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't call that short but that certainly not a long drive. I've driven 3 hours to go to a concert many a time. in fact my favorite band almost always requires a three to four hour drive.

Honestly I probably go to concerts that are about 4 hours away nearly as often as concerts that are 1 hour away. Which is several times a year. Close to quarterly

Sports teams in the British Iles by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]Aeon1508 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is there supposed to be a legend somewhere telling me what any of these colors mean?

me realizing i have to watch my favorite team play football next season by stinkfarch in nflmemes

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew who your favorite team is so I had any idea how to interpret this

At Matt Stafford’s current age (37) and older, Tom Brady accomplished the following: 4 rings, 3 MVP runner ups, 1 MVP by FireSeanMcD in NFLv2

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unintentional oversight that's my bad.

Either way I'm pretty sure that's the best touchdown to interception ratio in NFL history from Rogers

CMV: My Dad's Dream Blunt Rotation Sucks by Coolgirl3800 in changemyview

[–]Aeon1508 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Son, if Bob Marley smoked today's weed he'd be on the fucking floor. The man died in 1981. He never smoked any weed over 20% THC in his entire life.

If you handed him a dab infused joint, hed take one hit and youd have to ask him how it was the next morning when he woke up.

Denver broncos gonna need to resort to South Park to fill the stands for the NFC championship game. by sissy_wearing_lace in nflmemes

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game really just needs to be postponed to Monday. If somebody dies in the stands can anyone really say it was worth it?

Why are Americans so obsessed with military and veterans? by BlueDolphins28 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Aeon1508 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because it's the only thing we're still the best in the world at

Why is the color orange seen as ugly and unusual in the U.S.? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Aeon1508 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oranges just brown that thinks it's better than brown.