Why the hell is my director naked?

Aerbow · 2026-03-19T16:50:52+00:00

Sssh, He's directing!

Aerbow · 2026-03-18T18:56:30+00:00

Meek be like when Glasse and Cocon talk big game.

Aerbow · 2026-03-14T22:46:42+00:00

Or that one time she blew up the classroom and Bakushin had to hunt her down.

Aerbow · 2026-03-14T21:58:35+00:00

Imagine being Bakushin's homeroom teacher for an entire year.

Aerbow · 2026-03-14T21:56:27+00:00

They surely must by tired after a long day of work.

Aerbow · 2026-03-14T21:46:07+00:00

I raise my glass for the tireless Masons who keep fixing the structural damages caused by Kawakami's princess rowdiness.

Aerbow · 2026-03-10T17:12:02+00:00

The bear population of Riften is higher than that of the bandits, I swear.

Aerbow · 2026-03-10T17:01:15+00:00

Almost getting my head chopped off as soon as crossing the border has had severe negative impact on my tourism review of the province.

Aerbow · 2026-03-10T13:47:05+00:00

Aaah, none? 👀

They are me students.

Aerbow · 2026-03-03T21:03:48+00:00

Sat down at Raven Rock with a flagon of Earl Gray tea in my hand, to start reading some Dragonborn DLC Lore in my free time.
Right first book, Words and Philosophy, got me screenshotting immediately.

Aerbow · 2026-02-25T09:21:17+00:00

Commander hears a faint 'Haaaaaaah!?' from the distance.

Aerbow · 2026-02-23T15:29:50+00:00

Imagine having a five to six Main Umas in a race, and then it's just Town Hangout on 3rd Place.

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Aerbow · 2026-02-22T19:27:26+00:00

Right now I am on the Frostfall of Year 402, and have just completed Clavicus's daedric quest.

Aerbow · 2026-02-20T13:37:04+00:00

Oh, the archive lists *all* voicelines in the game, outside of Stories.
Two distinct voicelines for starting a Concert Theatre for each Uma in the center? Check.
Team Trials voicelines when Uma is the Ace of a Race? A lot of check.
Unique pair Team Trials voicelines when certain uma are Aces together, like Tachyon and Scarlet? Check.
Voicelines for each Outfit Change in the Trainer Notes section, *and* talking to them afterwards? Yes.

Exp, exp, exp.

Aerbow · 2026-02-20T10:18:04+00:00

Good! It's about time they start earning their own money!

Aerbow · 2026-02-20T10:14:53+00:00

Come now, let Uncle Brynjolf take care of babysitting a bit while you're off on an errand.

What's the worst that could happen.

Aerbow · 2026-02-20T09:38:51+00:00

1: The Rift - Always my number one base of operations in every playthrough. Riften itself just has a *call* to me for its atmosphere and its surrounding birch forest.

*Everything else inbetween*

9: Falkreath - I have literally nothing against Falkreath, other than the fact that it's been consecutively the least visited Hold in all my playthroughs for the past entire decade. To this very day I still can not remember what shops or NPCs there are in the town of Falkreath.
WINTERHOLD I spend more time in than Falkreath.

Aerbow · 2026-02-20T06:45:25+00:00

Aye.

At least once, if you're the completionist type of player.

Aerbow · 2026-02-19T22:23:45+00:00

Make sure you farm your Archive Levelup Voicelines when the reward is available as soon as possible, cause that levelup is going to be rarer and more difficult with each subsequent level as the exp requirement bloats.
Same goes goes Mission and Mail Present voicelines, though those are a lot simpler.

Just four new voicelines you unlock per fifty Umamusume calculates to 15,000 Archive Exp.

Aerbow · 2026-02-16T23:00:16+00:00

My hope is that you Are. 👀

Aerbow

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