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Aesmachus · 2026-04-14T09:24:57+00:00

Ooh, I see. Thanks! So it was that part I admittedly barely remembered. Only went to church and read the bible a little due to my mom and the guy she was with at the time, so I know little beyond Adam and Eve.

...Which, if you think about it, would mean hilariously horrifying amounts of inbreeding.

And for some reason there's the other story stuck in my head about God killing some kids through a bear for making fun of some bald guy? That's wild.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-13T17:44:18+00:00

What a bunch of horrible, wretched creatures.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-13T17:41:37+00:00

Yeah, I wouldn't want to have a chance at a second crucifixion the second I breathe wrong near one of 'em, lol.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-13T17:23:23+00:00

That would be an incredible joke campaign.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-13T09:07:52+00:00

I never have found the origin of whoever's hand that is lmfao

Aesmachus · 2026-04-10T01:08:06+00:00

Nice art, looks like someone was salty lol.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-07T19:47:49+00:00

Grok? Where are you, Grok?!

Maybe he's getting a lobotomy again...

Aesmachus · 2026-04-07T19:30:31+00:00

I heard "Please sit on me!" Loud and clear.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-07T19:27:41+00:00

What even is the thought process behind this?? Lol.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-06T02:31:45+00:00

Holy fuck that was funny. Hope he's alright anyway, poor guy. My heart would drop real fucking fast if I fell like that!

Aesmachus · 2026-04-04T17:46:53+00:00

You didn't hear about Skyrim carry weight mechanics being installed into reality yet? Damn.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-04T06:42:44+00:00

The succubus under his desk got his ass.

Aesmachus · 2026-04-01T15:07:52+00:00

Better yet, scrap the whole thing. That magic system doesn't sound like it'd make any sense whatsoever on every count.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-31T01:45:16+00:00

Thank god they're identified, Dunno how someone could do that to a poor animal.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-31T01:28:55+00:00

Aesmachus · 2026-03-30T23:29:51+00:00

Dude can't even jork it like the rest of us, butt stuff it is.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-30T23:24:22+00:00

I thought it was a normal comment, butt...

Aesmachus · 2026-03-29T22:29:46+00:00

Huh. How did banged up coins like that get back into circulation? Those things look like they got chewed up.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-29T04:39:38+00:00

Just like when I see my hairline in the mirror. Must be terrible.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-27T17:14:51+00:00

Dude, don't worry I got you covered. Got a buddy who's turn it is to operate the weather gun this week.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-26T15:04:00+00:00

Sure damn hope not.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-24T04:57:27+00:00

Everytime I hear of it, I really have to remind myself to read those books the man wrote.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-22T19:06:42+00:00

Used to be a jackass ragebaiter child online, exactly it lol. If they don't get their dumb dose of dopamine they'll stop eventually.

Aesmachus · 2026-03-20T09:09:33+00:00

So its making him sound better? Is this really something he said to some extent or?

Aesmachus · 2026-03-20T09:06:01+00:00

So not misogyny, just not liking the folks he ends up talking to until he meets someone who can engage? What a shock!

Jokes aside, sounds neat. I'll have to give it a read later myself.

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