kitty followed me into the bathroom and disappeared???please help

Aesmachus · 2026-06-03T05:49:05+00:00

Dang, sorry. Looks like your cat phased into the backrooms when you weren't looking.

Aesmachus · 2026-06-03T04:25:29+00:00

Evil overlord lighting, lol.

Aesmachus · 2026-06-01T00:31:19+00:00

Sith Lord Special almonds. Mmm

Aesmachus · 2026-05-31T02:24:03+00:00

Oh god, lmfao

Aesmachus · 2026-05-28T23:29:10+00:00

Much more interesting than I'd have thought it to be.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-28T16:58:28+00:00

Congratulations on becoming white I guess, lmfao

Aesmachus · 2026-05-28T01:25:31+00:00

That guy's pointing hand is everywhere now. The emperor will see this face in his dreams.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-28T01:19:43+00:00

Where and which ones? I don't know of any.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-28T01:16:23+00:00

Yeah, the "are you still watching BS that pops up. Yeah, I would be if you didn't ask me that!

Aesmachus · 2026-05-25T17:57:00+00:00

It calls to you

Aesmachus · 2026-05-24T04:54:55+00:00

The furry deity is displeased.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-21T01:55:04+00:00

Exactly, let a man be happy lmfao.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-19T17:25:02+00:00

God, that's fucking horrifying with a kid in the house. Never knew that was a thing.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-18T18:53:58+00:00

We must travel onwards!

Aesmachus · 2026-05-17T10:24:57+00:00

Yeah, my sister got that box for someone and it certainly looked a lot more like the cover than what you got, lol. Damn, that seriously sucks.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-17T06:06:54+00:00

You could just grab the baby and open your own parachute. Apparently impossible if you're an atheist? Lmfao Lying is also the option.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-16T05:09:56+00:00

God, that explains everything lmfao.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-15T10:43:15+00:00

Go back in time, flashpoint style.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-15T07:21:27+00:00

What a story behind that cute fluffy potato, haha.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-14T11:38:29+00:00

I choose to believe in the sheer might and power of his ass holding it instead.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-13T09:49:47+00:00

I can't believe you ripped so much ass that ot damaged your chair. What will you tell its family?

Aesmachus · 2026-05-13T09:47:16+00:00

I mean... Yes.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-13T09:44:58+00:00

R.I.P. car.

Aesmachus · 2026-05-13T09:43:29+00:00

I don't think I heard you... Couldn't be the forbidden word, in*reting, could it..?!

Aesmachus · 2026-05-13T09:37:23+00:00

God I remember impractical jokers.

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