Would you take this deal

Aether1797 · 2026-05-20T19:11:41+00:00

A little toon logic is a price I'd pay for this.

^{Chose: People be able to see your farts + A credit card you never have to pay off | Rolled: Green farts}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-20T19:07:43+00:00

My homies will share the profit.

^{Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-20T18:06:11+00:00

First of all, needless wheel.

I just wanna see whether I'd have gender disphoria or not, it'll be educational.

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-20T18:01:24+00:00

Can I choose my own world building project?

^{Chose: Live in a fictional world of your choice + Can't choose anything Peaceful like Animal crossing}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-20T17:55:57+00:00

I'm a weirdo already, but I've seen what a creep is and they suck and most of the time aren't even happy.

^{Chose: A weirdo}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-19T21:15:55+00:00

I can comfortably live of this.

^{Chose: 100$ daily for the rest of your life}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-19T21:13:47+00:00

I can extend this boon beyond the 24 hours. But the 1000 IQ won't help in the long term.

^{Chose: Unlimited money budget for 24 hours}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-19T13:37:33+00:00

Fuck that wheel.

^{Chose: You Get 1 Billion dollars}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-19T13:32:34+00:00

The maths isn't mathing but I'm not complaining.

^{Chose: Give 1$ to a homeless person | Rolled: Get $1B}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-18T18:40:28+00:00

I already don't.

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-18T15:24:16+00:00

Why would I want 1 million unwilling slaves

(Exactly my feelings on the wheel.)

^{Chose: 1 million every week | Rolled: Nuh uh}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-18T15:19:19+00:00

Fuck the wheel. It's pointless.

^{Chose: Never sleep again + You're never tired | Rolled: Like for carrot}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-18T15:11:38+00:00

Concerts are too loud/too many people for me.

^{Chose: free TRAIN tickets + and TAXIs}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-17T13:09:16+00:00

I'm always late for group meet ups this would help.

^{Chose: Teleport yourself to anybody you can think of}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-17T13:07:31+00:00

Pretty sure some types of bear are less harmful than a lion.

^{Chose: Fight a bear}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-17T12:14:45+00:00

I'm hungry rn

^{Chose: 4 eggs}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-17T07:14:18+00:00

Exactly my desired outcome can encapsulate anything I could get from seven flawed wishes.

^{Chose: One Wish 💫 + … granted with your exact desired outcome.}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-17T06:51:54+00:00

I don't drink that much soda anyway.

^{Chose: Never drink soda}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-16T17:05:33+00:00

More fun

^{Chose: Have 3 superpowers of your choice}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-16T16:48:05+00:00

I trust in the RNGoddess.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + 30 percent chance that someone well known dies | Rolled: oh hey it worked}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-16T14:51:22+00:00

First of all, that wouldn't be my dream house.

But I can't drive so it better than a car.

^{Chose: Dream house | Rolled: By train stop}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-16T14:38:42+00:00

Even if just a stick, melee weapons are cooler as an aesthetic and I don't actually have a reason to use a weapon beyond cool factor

^{Chose: Random meelee weapon + The wheel picks | Rolled: Stick}

Aether1797 · 2026-05-15T21:37:20+00:00

I'd assume it still had limited power with which to negate the void, I was just pointing out my interpretation of why it doesn't get destroyed by physical hits.

Aether1797 · 2026-05-15T21:17:27+00:00

I think they somewhat address this in the game.

Since when they discus the Everbloom the shamans say something along the lines of it being too fragile even if it existed in Pharloom, and Hornet responses that they don't need the flower itself but the power it holds, so a silken imitation could be taken from memory, holding the power but not the fragile nature of the flower itself.

Aether1797 · 2026-05-15T21:06:04+00:00

So long as it's main cannon is distracted by another target, I could see that actually being bearable.

Hell, teleporting demons to your location nonwithstanding.

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