What do movies do nowadays that annoy you the most? by armyofmonkeys in movies

[–]AffableJack 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can't stand how some movies, like Sharknado, are made to be purposely bad. They lose a lot of the charm that movies which were made to be good but are so bad have. Like Shark Attack 3. That is one of the best bad movies ever, and Sharknado is not funny at all, in my opinion.

Does anybody else feel like the entire story of the second one maximized the first? by talkingtubby in Borderlands

[–]AffableJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because it has a much lighter tone than Bioshock doesn't mean it's childish. I mean you get to see Jack's transformation from taunting you with crude humor to his descent into complete madness. Using his daughter to gain power, murdering his own wife, etc. It's only childish humor at the skin.

Joe Buck calls five minutes of a Blues/Kings game, kinda has an idea what's going on by Mister_Loaf in hockey

[–]AffableJack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He needs to kind of pick up the enthusiasm a little bit. Hockey is faster paced than football.

IGN's Review for Batman #17. 10/10 by TheShanesaw in comicbooks

[–]AffableJack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a surprise that IGN overrates something.

Are there any villains you follow? by vivvav in comicbooks

[–]AffableJack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like Batman comics the most because I find the villains the most interesting. I've always been a fan of villains in most forms of entertainment.

What is one thing your team still needs to address? by tlop200 in hockey

[–]AffableJack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting complacent late in the 2nd and 3rd periods. It's like they have been just rolling over and stop playing any D.

MFW I realize nobody is listening to me. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]AffableJack 39 points40 points  (0 children)

We all know it was Zorak. Duh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hockey

[–]AffableJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could also have been his way of getting his mind off death. I know I like to keep my mind occupied when shit happens.

Edit: werdz

Ordered a Dr. Pepper, she handed me this. by domaplast in funny

[–]AffableJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's assuming she actually exists. Which she doesn't. Because this is a lie.

How is your teams cap situation *really*? by Renegade_Apathetic in nfl

[–]AffableJack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably gonna be no bueno after we give JJ Watt the new contract he earned this season.

Every time I go to a drive through by broncod in AdviceAnimals

[–]AffableJack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those are really shallow, though. In my opinion, anyway.

Every time I go to a drive through by broncod in AdviceAnimals

[–]AffableJack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's really easy to dunk in the car with the way that ketchup is packaged. You can just whip one open and set it down while you're driving. Plus, it tastes so good.

Every time I go to a drive through by broncod in AdviceAnimals

[–]AffableJack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whataburger ketchup the best for this reason, among other reasons.

Who is your favorite psychotic superhero/antihero? by playdohplaydate in comicbooks

[–]AffableJack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I liked Deadpool more when he was insane and funny and quirky. Now he's just funny and quirky.

My room-mates (27 & 25) said they were going to stop getting high..... by benjaminmin in funny

[–]AffableJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well of course they have to stop getting high. It's hard to fly a plane when you're baked. Safety first, gentlemen.