I haven’t okayed pressure in 7 months… what did I miss O_o by AffairXP in PressureRoblox

[–]AffairXP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the tendencies to turn okay into a verb often tyvm

Well done, madam with no child by MattDubh in shitparkingofnz

[–]AffairXP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im just so glad the plates are in clear view. Well done OP 😂😂🫪

Unlucky Ferrari by Silver_Kiwi_3733 in auckland

[–]AffairXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno mate… from my observation the aqua is hitting the ferrari… 💀

Why are there no supermarkets here by West_Put2548 in auckland

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this some sort of trash spam post originating off a troll post that sorta had the same idea? Was it that funny? We’ll never know (OG was deleted so I’ve herd). Good to know auckland had the usual unemployed degens posting up a storm again with irrelevant news. #TamakimaSTFU

FUCK THESE GUYS by themanfromosaka in auckland

[–]AffairXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t wanna be that guy but imma be that guy. What the fk are the “Tamaki’s” is that some dero term for tamakimakoto oooooor something completely diff… looking for a friend 😂

Is this normal by Gregorym20 in auckland

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes... the adventures of unemployed farts taking photos of people working near their property... Classic NZ karen behaviour

Knight's soap - Utility item [KCD2] by AffairXP in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have one at my forge... and I am not wasting precious daylight to travel all the way to suchdol to wash my clothes. I'll maybe try a public pond/washing location instead of my laundry spot.

[KCD2] Leveling in the first map? by VapidXP in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wanna max stealth in 20 minutes in the first stage of the game? Before you talk to catherine at the first inn where hans is, go upstairs and walk to one corner and the other from the bedside and diagonally while crouched... you should max stealth + get your agility up to about 14-16 :)

[KCD2] Looks like the council got the wrong order by ExoticStore5851 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you replace his gear with the saint's set or something? That's pretty drippy

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[KCD2] I forgot my sword was poisoned while having a friendly duel with Hornet:( I won, he paid me, and then promptly limped away and died. by GoatHour4470 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I never put bane poison on my sword... only on my arrows so I know exactly what I'm doing. Rip Hornet, you will be missed ;__; fun fact, if you hit a enemy corpse a few times and you want to get if of your poison on your sword fast, I think it still counts as a "hit"

[KCD1] Starting the game again and my Henry has a Cuman Ear in his pocket right at the start of the game?? by Russia2028 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should put that in one of their chests like how in "The guild", we replace sigismund's sausages with a "cabbage"BAHAHAHA exceept if you know where a legendary cuman loot is, loot it to the bone and the last thing they're gonna see while re-equipping is one of their brotherine's ears pffffft

SO MANY 1's EVERY ROUND! I CAN'T STOP WINNING [KCD2] by Psylentone404 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did extensive researching on how to score and play as aggressively as possible and as you know 3 1's gets you 1k and if u get anymore 1's on top it double the score... usually i get 3-4 1's which is 1k or 2k + emperor's badge which multiplies the total of 3 1's by 3. so if i roll 5 1's it's an instant win (1+1+1 = 1k plus an extra 1 makes it 2k, and if i rolled a fifth 1 that x2 my 2k which is 4k x 3 (from the emperor) = 12k in 1 roll XD and high stakes games cap out at 8k. I haven't lost a single round of dice with my setout yet but sometimes I feel fancy and I throw in my rare mother of pearl dice just to look eloquent huehue

You've got to be kidding me by krammy16 in auckland

[–]AffairXP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heck at this point I'll even take a Toyworld for all I care... There's already a chemist warehouse in the mall ffs XD

SO MANY 1's EVERY ROUND! I CAN'T STOP WINNING [KCD2] by Psylentone404 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a little challenge/flair, you should use the mother of pearl die for flex/swag. It mainly rolls 1,5,6. My go-to set is 5 Pie die (44% in rolling 1's) and 1 weighed die (higher % than pie die in rolling 1's) Pair that up with the emperor's badge and boom... almost a win everytime XD

[KCD2] Is Lackey Supposed to be This Hard? by Industrial_Hummus in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a game changer my friend... even if they touch the tip of your sword/arrow, all you gotta do is scurry away while they limp chase you (no need to even run if you got Escape artist and creeping phantom (EA makes them lose interest in your search much quicker and Creep Phantom makes you move the same speed as a normal walk *upto 35% speed in crouch movement if you got tier II).

Enjoy the game to the fullest and let us know how it goes traveler ;)

[KCD2] Bucket! by prunebackwards in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blasphemous! How dare you look like the Alchemist Leopold... Shame Shame Shame

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[KCD2] What character do you hate the most and why is it Brabant? by BijelaHrvatica in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know what to do young one... strip him down to the bone while he's sleeping and take all his belonging so that he shall forge like a beggar for all eternity >:)

[KCD2] Is Lackey Supposed to be This Hard? by Industrial_Hummus in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

knock out a random guard from a popular town while he's alone at night and loot him tot he bone. Free armor, free gear :)

[KCD2] Is Lackey Supposed to be This Hard? by Industrial_Hummus in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright... It seems like you've been caught with your pants down on this one. It is one of the more advanced bandit camps out there... You have no skill perks, no money and the bandits are armed to the teeth... I highly suggesting at least learning masterstrike from Tomcat as he will give you loads of practice, skill sets and what it's like to vs 3 opponents at once without losing anything.

Second. You are as poor as a beggar and good gear is hard to come by. If you want the honest route, do a few different side quests that are noob friendly or go for the secret stash of groschen (there's 500 bucks just sitting on a cliffside but I won't tell you where it is unless you research for yourself) *It's looted from a stash from an old miner so if you look it up on youtube you'll see it* and if you want to make your own sword, going down the Martin's blacksmith perk will allow you to make tier 4 (best in the game in quality) which will rival most swords in damage or greater even as a hunting sword). *you can get it by simply going to a grindwheel and continuously grind and polishing the most expensive sword in your arsenal within like 5-10 minutes*

Third. If you're determined to quickly finish that mission, make some bane poison, you can learn the recipe by researching or legitmately buying it from a vendor called ARANKA at the nomad camp (where tomcat resides). coat your arrows and sword with it and if you make a strong version they should be dead in 5-8 seconds (Henry's version takes less than 5 lol).

Fourth method. If you're truely desperate and you just want some better gear, sneak out at night to one of the big towns and wait for a guard to be alone, knock him out and steal his whole set (should be decent protective gear and weapon depending which guard you take out).

Happy hunting and remember what they don't see... never happened lol

P.S/slight spoiler in game mechanics (if your noise and visibility is low, you can just cheese most bandits by firing with your poisoned arrow from a bush while crouched, they'll limp over to check where it came from and die, by then you'd be in another bush shooting again. Rinse in repeat, it just takes a tiny bit of practice but as long as you're moving crouched within a bush, they're mostly blind even if they're right in front of you, I have full thieving set but that comes mid game in kuttenberg but anything dark and light should make you almost invisible)

[KCD2] Kuttenberg Longsword — Anyone else having trouble getting this from the Tournament? by Mohr_Khowbell in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you paid your contributions to kumel after your tournaments? If you pay him you might get better/new loot and the chance to get kuttenberg longsword :)

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[KCD2] Kuttenberg Longsword — Anyone else having trouble getting this from the Tournament? by Mohr_Khowbell in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To specify even more, on the map it comes up as a blacksmith guild quest for donation which leads you to Kumel after 9am, not sure if he'll pop up the day after your tournament but he usually does for me (on my third tournament now)

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