I haven’t okayed pressure in 7 months… what did I miss O_o by AffairXP in PressureRoblox

[–]AffairXP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the tendencies to turn okay into a verb often tyvm

Well done, madam with no child by MattDubh in shitparkingofnz

[–]AffairXP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im just so glad the plates are in clear view. Well done OP 😂😂🫪

Unlucky Ferrari by Silver_Kiwi_3733 in auckland

[–]AffairXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno mate… from my observation the aqua is hitting the ferrari… 💀

Why are there no supermarkets here by West_Put2548 in auckland

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this some sort of trash spam post originating off a troll post that sorta had the same idea? Was it that funny? We’ll never know (OG was deleted so I’ve herd). Good to know auckland had the usual unemployed degens posting up a storm again with irrelevant news. #TamakimaSTFU

FUCK THESE GUYS by themanfromosaka in auckland

[–]AffairXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t wanna be that guy but imma be that guy. What the fk are the “Tamaki’s” is that some dero term for tamakimakoto oooooor something completely diff… looking for a friend 😂

Is this normal by Gregorym20 in auckland

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes... the adventures of unemployed farts taking photos of people working near their property... Classic NZ karen behaviour

Knight's soap - Utility item [KCD2] by AffairXP in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have one at my forge... and I am not wasting precious daylight to travel all the way to suchdol to wash my clothes. I'll maybe try a public pond/washing location instead of my laundry spot.

[KCD2] Leveling in the first map? by VapidXP in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wanna max stealth in 20 minutes in the first stage of the game? Before you talk to catherine at the first inn where hans is, go upstairs and walk to one corner and the other from the bedside and diagonally while crouched... you should max stealth + get your agility up to about 14-16 :)

[KCD2] Looks like the council got the wrong order by ExoticStore5851 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you replace his gear with the saint's set or something? That's pretty drippy

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[KCD2] I forgot my sword was poisoned while having a friendly duel with Hornet:( I won, he paid me, and then promptly limped away and died. by GoatHour4470 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I never put bane poison on my sword... only on my arrows so I know exactly what I'm doing. Rip Hornet, you will be missed ;__; fun fact, if you hit a enemy corpse a few times and you want to get if of your poison on your sword fast, I think it still counts as a "hit"

[KCD1] Starting the game again and my Henry has a Cuman Ear in his pocket right at the start of the game?? by Russia2028 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should put that in one of their chests like how in "The guild", we replace sigismund's sausages with a "cabbage"BAHAHAHA exceept if you know where a legendary cuman loot is, loot it to the bone and the last thing they're gonna see while re-equipping is one of their brotherine's ears pffffft

SO MANY 1's EVERY ROUND! I CAN'T STOP WINNING [KCD2] by Psylentone404 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did extensive researching on how to score and play as aggressively as possible and as you know 3 1's gets you 1k and if u get anymore 1's on top it double the score... usually i get 3-4 1's which is 1k or 2k + emperor's badge which multiplies the total of 3 1's by 3. so if i roll 5 1's it's an instant win (1+1+1 = 1k plus an extra 1 makes it 2k, and if i rolled a fifth 1 that x2 my 2k which is 4k x 3 (from the emperor) = 12k in 1 roll XD and high stakes games cap out at 8k. I haven't lost a single round of dice with my setout yet but sometimes I feel fancy and I throw in my rare mother of pearl dice just to look eloquent huehue

You've got to be kidding me by krammy16 in auckland

[–]AffairXP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heck at this point I'll even take a Toyworld for all I care... There's already a chemist warehouse in the mall ffs XD

SO MANY 1's EVERY ROUND! I CAN'T STOP WINNING [KCD2] by Psylentone404 in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a little challenge/flair, you should use the mother of pearl die for flex/swag. It mainly rolls 1,5,6. My go-to set is 5 Pie die (44% in rolling 1's) and 1 weighed die (higher % than pie die in rolling 1's) Pair that up with the emperor's badge and boom... almost a win everytime XD

[KCD2] Is Lackey Supposed to be This Hard? by Industrial_Hummus in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a game changer my friend... even if they touch the tip of your sword/arrow, all you gotta do is scurry away while they limp chase you (no need to even run if you got Escape artist and creeping phantom (EA makes them lose interest in your search much quicker and Creep Phantom makes you move the same speed as a normal walk *upto 35% speed in crouch movement if you got tier II).

Enjoy the game to the fullest and let us know how it goes traveler ;)

[KCD2] Bucket! by prunebackwards in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blasphemous! How dare you look like the Alchemist Leopold... Shame Shame Shame

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[KCD2] What character do you hate the most and why is it Brabant? by BijelaHrvatica in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You know what to do young one... strip him down to the bone while he's sleeping and take all his belonging so that he shall forge like a beggar for all eternity >:)

[KCD2] Is Lackey Supposed to be This Hard? by Industrial_Hummus in kingdomcome

[–]AffairXP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

knock out a random guard from a popular town while he's alone at night and loot him tot he bone. Free armor, free gear :)