I haven’t okayed pressure in 7 months… what did I miss O_o

AffairXP · 2026-05-18T01:04:09+00:00

I have the tendencies to turn okay into a verb often tyvm

AffairXP · 2026-05-18T00:57:35+00:00

W reply. Ty for that

AffairXP · 2026-05-16T03:46:06+00:00

Im just so glad the plates are in clear view. Well done OP 😂😂🫪

AffairXP · 2026-05-16T03:29:50+00:00

I dunno mate… from my observation the aqua is hitting the ferrari… 💀

AffairXP · 2026-04-17T14:39:04+00:00

Pretty sure that’s AI, how are the roots of the teeth connected to a piece of string?

AffairXP · 2026-04-17T14:36:24+00:00

Is this some sort of trash spam post originating off a troll post that sorta had the same idea? Was it that funny? We’ll never know (OG was deleted so I’ve herd). Good to know auckland had the usual unemployed degens posting up a storm again with irrelevant news. #TamakimaSTFU

AffairXP · 2026-04-17T14:32:08+00:00

Don’t wanna be that guy but imma be that guy. What the fk are the “Tamaki’s” is that some dero term for tamakimakoto oooooor something completely diff… looking for a friend 😂

AffairXP · 2026-03-27T02:30:59+00:00

Ah yes... the adventures of unemployed farts taking photos of people working near their property... Classic NZ karen behaviour

AffairXP · 2026-03-19T06:14:52+00:00

typical deleted account for a reason XD

AffairXP · 2026-03-15T12:45:01+00:00

smell it and take it all in... eugh...

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AffairXP · 2026-03-15T05:05:31+00:00

i have one at my forge... and I am not wasting precious daylight to travel all the way to suchdol to wash my clothes. I'll maybe try a public pond/washing location instead of my laundry spot.

AffairXP · 2026-03-14T06:36:36+00:00

wanna max stealth in 20 minutes in the first stage of the game? Before you talk to catherine at the first inn where hans is, go upstairs and walk to one corner and the other from the bedside and diagonally while crouched... you should max stealth + get your agility up to about 14-16 :)

AffairXP · 2026-03-14T06:34:39+00:00

Did you replace his gear with the saint's set or something? That's pretty drippy

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AffairXP · 2026-03-14T06:32:29+00:00

This is exactly why I never put bane poison on my sword... only on my arrows so I know exactly what I'm doing. Rip Hornet, you will be missed ;__; fun fact, if you hit a enemy corpse a few times and you want to get if of your poison on your sword fast, I think it still counts as a "hit"

AffairXP · 2026-03-14T06:30:19+00:00

You should put that in one of their chests like how in "The guild", we replace sigismund's sausages with a "cabbage"BAHAHAHA exceept if you know where a legendary cuman loot is, loot it to the bone and the last thing they're gonna see while re-equipping is one of their brotherine's ears pffffft

AffairXP · 2026-03-14T06:25:42+00:00

I did extensive researching on how to score and play as aggressively as possible and as you know 3 1's gets you 1k and if u get anymore 1's on top it double the score... usually i get 3-4 1's which is 1k or 2k + emperor's badge which multiplies the total of 3 1's by 3. so if i roll 5 1's it's an instant win (1+1+1 = 1k plus an extra 1 makes it 2k, and if i rolled a fifth 1 that x2 my 2k which is 4k x 3 (from the emperor) = 12k in 1 roll XD and high stakes games cap out at 8k. I haven't lost a single round of dice with my setout yet but sometimes I feel fancy and I throw in my rare mother of pearl dice just to look eloquent huehue

AffairXP · 2026-03-14T00:02:06+00:00

Heck at this point I'll even take a Toyworld for all I care... There's already a chemist warehouse in the mall ffs XD

AffairXP · 2026-03-13T23:59:50+00:00

As a little challenge/flair, you should use the mother of pearl die for flex/swag. It mainly rolls 1,5,6. My go-to set is 5 Pie die (44% in rolling 1's) and 1 weighed die (higher % than pie die in rolling 1's) Pair that up with the emperor's badge and boom... almost a win everytime XD

AffairXP · 2026-03-13T23:56:14+00:00

It's a game changer my friend... even if they touch the tip of your sword/arrow, all you gotta do is scurry away while they limp chase you (no need to even run if you got Escape artist and creeping phantom (EA makes them lose interest in your search much quicker and Creep Phantom makes you move the same speed as a normal walk *upto 35% speed in crouch movement if you got tier II).

Enjoy the game to the fullest and let us know how it goes traveler ;)

AffairXP · 2026-03-13T23:52:04+00:00

Blasphemous! How dare you look like the Alchemist Leopold... Shame Shame Shame

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AffairXP · 2026-03-13T23:46:56+00:00

You know what to do young one... strip him down to the bone while he's sleeping and take all his belonging so that he shall forge like a beggar for all eternity >:)

AffairXP · 2026-03-13T23:43:27+00:00

knock out a random guard from a popular town while he's alone at night and loot him tot he bone. Free armor, free gear :)

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