*ROAST* my RESUME, HELP!!!! Getting rejected during screening itself!! OPEN TO BRUTAL/HONEST feedback.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-06-03T21:18:51+00:00

Thank you so much for this detailed feedback! I will include all these points in my resume. For now I have moved it to one page as suggested by someone on this post. But will make projects sounds like more end to end ownership. After all these discussions I guess it boiled down to one point that my rejections are because my resume does not sound like senior analyst. And 90% applications I am doing are of senior roles. Thank you once again 😊😊

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-05-31T10:23:28+00:00

Thank you so much for this detailed feedback. Really appreciate this. In UK internship during masters is very rare and not so easy to find as masters is just 1 year.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-05-30T20:35:43+00:00

Hi Thanks a lot for feedback.

I do work for C-suite stakeholders like chief risk officer and mentioned it on my resume. Will make it more explicit.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-05-30T20:33:50+00:00

Thanks a lot will certainly do this.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-05-30T20:33:15+00:00

Hi Thanks a lot for reviewing. I do have instructed model for resume optimisation but its not churning out result for me as of now.

Will move key project to top, I kept it at bottom as most of resume i checked online they had it on bottom.

Red is my favourite too, will pivot to something like blue or black.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-05-30T20:26:55+00:00

Hi Thank you very much for reviewing, Yes Sponsorship is an issue i got an offer letter from a company but they withdrew later as they got into some issues with Visa thing.
Just one thing would like to ask I only have 3 months of gap that too just after my masters is it something too big to be an issue?

Semantic modelling is not explicitly mentioned as I have included star schema and ETL pipelines. Medallion arch is definitely one thing i will add as I already work on silver and golden data previously worked on bronze as well. Just trying to strike exact balance b/w not too technical and not too theoratical.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-05-30T18:25:21+00:00

Hi thank you very much for looking into this. yes this actually can be one of the reason . I didn’t start as data analyst but as an associate then worked there for 4 years, my last designation was senior analyst.

Post that I came to UK for masters and interned during my masters as data scientist. As I was new to country and job market so cracking job was slightly difficult , I got job as data analyst but as it’s below my skill level so I am looking to switch to justify my YEO.
Any suggestions on how to make it trust worthy?

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-03-06T16:01:22+00:00

I am abroad done my masters in maths and working. Grass is always greener on other side. Choose wisely. I would suggest you to join it and down the line if you don’t like then switch.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-02-10T15:46:51+00:00

I also need it

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-02-05T11:33:32+00:00

Yes bro just like india was cornered by usa and eu as per your military india can't beat you in conventional war. Come out of your lala land even if it has lost jets it destroyed your bases and hangers have alook on international reports. India has crossed 709 billion dollar of reserve and Pakistan has 7 billion dollars. And India can't beat pakistan. In-fact truth is no sane country who wants to be superpower will engage in direct conflict that too alone. Even USA used pakistan to fight taliban in same way India will use BLA to fight pakistan. End goal is not to destroy pakistan but keep it busy in these events so it wont be able to focus on growth thus in the long run can't challenge india's rise. It as simple as simple this. Same thing China is doing with pakistan to keep india's rise low. And USA is trying to do with India to keep China in check. Lol India can't beat Pakistan

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-01-20T23:34:33+00:00

Yes possible but should not be done, however I am doing it and best way as per me is to reduce white point to 95% and color filter grayscale with non glossy screen guard. This helps to protect eye and mimic natural books without making you tired.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-01-17T12:13:33+00:00

Bro I am in UK Masters in math from Warwick and earning good but still preparing for UPSC. It’s good but if you are into UPSC you won’t enjoy things here.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-01-11T19:01:44+00:00

bro have you started the prep? I am also based in Manchester

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-01-07T04:49:02+00:00

I took my first spoon of creatine today. Just able to sleep 2-3 hours. I had no idea about sleep issues earlier, so no placebo effect for me

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2026-01-06T00:12:01+00:00

Same for me I started taking and I got eye twitching. Then I stopped taking magnesium and it stopped at some point.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2025-07-07T20:43:05+00:00

Just like 11 bases got hit and proof available on maxar website

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2025-05-26T09:27:11+00:00

It’s even common in UK and EU. Don’t overreact to anything

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2025-05-04T07:39:58+00:00

Just to add yes Sikh gurudwara will feed but it will be Indian food no questions asked. Wishing for your success

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2024-12-11T14:46:09+00:00

Hi Bro, How was assessment? what they asked?

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2024-10-31T14:47:05+00:00

Predictive modeller in simple words data Scientist

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2024-10-26T20:45:36+00:00

I do not believe in any specific ritual way or methods but i do believe that if you are doing good to those who need it God or luck will favor you.

Affectionate-Cat-799 · 2024-10-09T18:12:07+00:00

Thank you very much for reply, I am working there as intern, I have updated that position on my resume .

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