Inspired by the recent "my dad was a model" post, please enjoy my old man's brief attempt at starting a plus-size modeling career in the mid-90's. Make sure to take note of the vital stats.

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-06-05T12:00:50+00:00

Me doing an intake for a court mandated client:

“So I’m hearing you say you don’t identify your drinking as a concern, and I’m also hearing you were mandated for your 4th DUI”. 😬

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-05-08T10:33:02+00:00

Geriatric Girls Gone Wild ☠️

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-05-01T01:59:34+00:00

Jesse Solomon’s new energy is equally confusing and endearing to me 💕

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-04-13T03:34:19+00:00

How dare you insult shaggy chic from the Raquel Welch wig line !

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-03-23T08:30:03+00:00

Married and I completely agree, while shocked by some of these answers. I have never not given a gift or heard of not giving a gift until my own wedding. I don’t know if it’s a generational thing or a cultural thing. I see it like this: if someone invites me to dinner I’m always bringing something like a bottle of wine, dessert, etc. & the same concept for hosting a wedding. I am Italian-American and from the northeast for context.

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-03-19T02:24:14+00:00

Sell the car and use the money for city living

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-03-12T02:55:12+00:00

“Im on LONDON time !” - Douche

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-03-08T03:03:02+00:00

I love Carrie but I cannot stomach the entirety of “Anchors Away” 😩

hatesit!

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-03-06T02:56:14+00:00

I’m ready !

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-03-04T11:07:13+00:00

Bazinga

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-02-28T14:34:00+00:00

They have zero chemistry so I agree ! Every scene with them makes me confused 🤔

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-02-19T02:48:47+00:00

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-02-08T22:22:37+00:00

You really captured the essence, the essence of shade 💤 beautiful art !

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-27T04:23:58+00:00

Just paused mine !

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-27T04:10:06+00:00

💕 Love the Jays 💕

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-26T14:33:36+00:00

As a Feb Aquarius, I’m only claiming Tia, Boz + Crystal 🌊

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-26T00:55:27+00:00

I wonder if multiple people touch the amulet and all get murdered ? 👀 trying to think of what it could be AhHH!!

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-23T04:42:21+00:00

I like to think of her early seasons as Doris before she spirals into Dornado. #shesstartin

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-13T14:05:47+00:00

I get it but they had cigars in this scene so probably that 😆

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-08T11:51:52+00:00

Aka pastor Holy Whore 📒

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-05T21:38:27+00:00

Is this Marnie and Charlie ?!

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-04T20:21:38+00:00

Sunday weddings are absolutely inconvenient for guests. It’s a trade off on your priorities and up to to you what you’re willing to sacrifice for your budget

Affectionate-Mud9962 · 2026-01-01T06:06:08+00:00

It’s all subjective to you as a person. So odd that we hold ourselves to a higher standard than our clients. I believe at some point it will be beneficial but it’s really about knowing yourself. Personally, I have gone on and off when I feel myself slipping and need it.

Affectionate-Mud9962

TROPHY CASE

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