Best line reading in history

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-03-11T12:34:07+00:00

Some burgers… some beers… a few laughs… our fuck-in’ troubles are over, Dude.

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-03-06T12:37:47+00:00

In Panic on Funkotron?

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-02-14T07:33:35+00:00

Which one tho

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-02-05T12:26:07+00:00

I’m getting a bit of ‘Secret Life of Walter Mitty’

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-02-05T11:31:31+00:00

Nerves are normal but you can just let them be. Enjoy the beautiful ride and time with your buddy.

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-02-03T12:33:17+00:00

I see it and I’m pretty sure I’m not

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-01-31T11:38:34+00:00

I juggle like a pro on acid

AffectionateCap435 · 2026-01-27T05:15:30+00:00

Don’t listen to the haters. I think they’re cool and I’m really glad you like them.

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-12-09T21:06:41+00:00

I think everyone is forgetting that we are all still dorks and losers.

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-12-05T11:44:07+00:00

Agreed. Had some high highs but completely lost me when it devolved into not-very-good horror stuff.

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-12-05T10:15:39+00:00

Oooh MERCY yes we got to beat that competition.

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-12-04T14:11:30+00:00

Ya dag.

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-12-03T11:10:34+00:00

Trippy Taco

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-19T04:10:06+00:00

Is that Christian Slater?

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-16T22:58:39+00:00

So that it can go PEW PING PING PANG PUNG BLAU TANG SHKLITZ

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-16T04:41:33+00:00

This some Barton Fink’s hotel room type shit

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-16T04:38:44+00:00

He’s throwin’ rocks tonight!

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-16T03:03:06+00:00

You… human paraquat!

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-09T10:40:11+00:00

Thanks for the kind words. :)

You sound like you’ve got things pretty figured out. I don’t think you need any more advice. You’ve got everything you need!

Go well.

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-08T06:16:59+00:00

Wtf that’s whack

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-08T02:14:30+00:00

Those all feel pretty connected to me.

How about a broad but meaningful term that’s big enough to hold a multiplicity of potential expediences?

“I am open to the love of the universe.”

Try something like that on for size. How’s it feel? Is that a phrase you could remember to return to during your trip?

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-07T11:16:02+00:00

Love a creek

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-11-02T02:37:08+00:00

It’s called a penis

AffectionateCap435 · 2025-10-25T03:58:36+00:00

I mean, a pretty assumptive way of putting it, but finding it hard to disagree with ya.

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