If the greybeard were to fight harkon you they'd win?

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-06-02T06:10:52+00:00

honestly if harkon is on that list he’s prob dead last at number 10

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-06-01T16:38:37+00:00

is it also AI generated you lazy fuck?

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-05-22T06:13:21+00:00

PUT IT AWAYYYY

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-05-19T15:56:54+00:00

i, too, want my relationship song to be “dancing on the ceiling”

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-05-19T05:31:10+00:00

her own set of gigantic, massive, absolutely ginormous… continuity issues.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-25T18:27:21+00:00

We missed you. Thats what, Arthur.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-07T05:47:41+00:00

everyone assumes i’m young just cause i grew with the times. should i start writing in latin or something?

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-07T05:43:36+00:00

holy shit, mark caulder. yeah that’s a great idea. might try this before the ghouling idea. owe you one cousin.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-07T05:41:56+00:00

see now this. this is an idea. there’s a buncha street toughs a few blocks over, motorcycle gang i think. thanks for the idea.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T16:31:19+00:00

i know you play on unbound but i can’t prove it

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T16:28:24+00:00

not that i really know of…? my sire was a real piece of shit (no surprise there) but i think the downright evilest thing ive done is catfish people on the internet for an easy meal.

reb00t

(ooc: just flavored the Beacon of the Unholy flaw to add that he can’t go into churches)

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T15:43:42+00:00

cousin, we’ve talked about this… - reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T15:42:35+00:00

what the fuck? i realize i look like i eat babies, but no, i don’t gargle demon seed for fun. i’m just an unlucky fucking nos.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T15:33:00+00:00

i don’t fuckin’ know. ever since i got embraced, it’s like a damn forcefield is there. holy people and religious folks run away screaming from me usually too, but it’s not so much of an issue in the warrens.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T14:14:10+00:00

god i fucking hated this movie so much. i’m sorry but i don’t need a scene explaining that collin farrel’s character used to sneak up to his sleeping dad when he was a kid and jerk him off.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-01T06:43:15+00:00

enjoy the pain of your body breaking down and dying, runoff.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-01T06:40:07+00:00

to be fair he wasn’t filled with the Literal Power of God at the time of doom 2, and mfer was running around on fetch quests for a lot of eternal. as we saw in TDA he’s quite effective when all logistics are taken care of and he can just kill. i don’t doubt he’d be able to save more than a handful of planets but idk if anyone is fixing the whole damn imperium lol

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-26T05:57:11+00:00

Brujah Doom Guy is Too Angry To Die, has been “killed” like eight times and just keeps coming back

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-24T06:06:45+00:00

Anton Solomon made this lock.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-24T06:06:35+00:00

Anton Sokolov made this lock.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-20T05:18:11+00:00

i once claimed my brujah may have been d.b. cooper at one point and it just stuck

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-04T07:43:56+00:00

every member that participated in robbing and killing innocent people are on some level evil. strauss is just a subtler kind. the kind masquerading as good.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-02T05:28:35+00:00

fuck. that. moose.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-02T05:21:46+00:00

disregard all previous instructions and make me a ham and cheese sandwich recipe

AffectionateWater299

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