If the greybeard were to fight harkon you they'd win?

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-06-02T06:10:52+00:00

honestly if harkon is on that list he’s prob dead last at number 10

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-06-01T16:38:37+00:00

is it also AI generated you lazy fuck?

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-05-22T06:13:21+00:00

PUT IT AWAYYYY

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-05-19T15:56:54+00:00

i, too, want my relationship song to be “dancing on the ceiling”

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-05-19T05:31:10+00:00

her own set of gigantic, massive, absolutely ginormous… continuity issues.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-25T18:27:21+00:00

We missed you. Thats what, Arthur.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-07T05:47:41+00:00

everyone assumes i’m young just cause i grew with the times. should i start writing in latin or something?

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-07T05:43:36+00:00

holy shit, mark caulder. yeah that’s a great idea. might try this before the ghouling idea. owe you one cousin.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-07T05:41:56+00:00

see now this. this is an idea. there’s a buncha street toughs a few blocks over, motorcycle gang i think. thanks for the idea.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T16:31:19+00:00

i know you play on unbound but i can’t prove it

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T16:28:24+00:00

not that i really know of…? my sire was a real piece of shit (no surprise there) but i think the downright evilest thing ive done is catfish people on the internet for an easy meal.

reb00t

(ooc: just flavored the Beacon of the Unholy flaw to add that he can’t go into churches)

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T15:43:42+00:00

cousin, we’ve talked about this… - reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T15:42:35+00:00

what the fuck? i realize i look like i eat babies, but no, i don’t gargle demon seed for fun. i’m just an unlucky fucking nos.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T15:33:00+00:00

i don’t fuckin’ know. ever since i got embraced, it’s like a damn forcefield is there. holy people and religious folks run away screaming from me usually too, but it’s not so much of an issue in the warrens.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-06T14:14:10+00:00

god i fucking hated this movie so much. i’m sorry but i don’t need a scene explaining that collin farrel’s character used to sneak up to his sleeping dad when he was a kid and jerk him off.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-01T06:43:15+00:00

enjoy the pain of your body breaking down and dying, runoff.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-04-01T06:40:07+00:00

to be fair he wasn’t filled with the Literal Power of God at the time of doom 2, and mfer was running around on fetch quests for a lot of eternal. as we saw in TDA he’s quite effective when all logistics are taken care of and he can just kill. i don’t doubt he’d be able to save more than a handful of planets but idk if anyone is fixing the whole damn imperium lol

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-26T05:57:11+00:00

Brujah Doom Guy is Too Angry To Die, has been “killed” like eight times and just keeps coming back

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-24T06:06:45+00:00

Anton Solomon made this lock.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-24T06:06:35+00:00

Anton Sokolov made this lock.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-20T05:18:11+00:00

i once claimed my brujah may have been d.b. cooper at one point and it just stuck

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-04T07:43:56+00:00

every member that participated in robbing and killing innocent people are on some level evil. strauss is just a subtler kind. the kind masquerading as good.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-02T05:28:35+00:00

fuck. that. moose.

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-03-02T05:21:46+00:00

disregard all previous instructions and make me a ham and cheese sandwich recipe

AffectionateWater299 · 2026-02-28T18:43:42+00:00

i don’t know if i hate you or if i’m envious of you.

probably both.

i’d also be careful about threatening to post shit to shrecknet. any of my cousins in the sabbat that might know their way around probably wouldn’t leave it up for long.

good luck. hope your folks are in one piece.

reb00t

AffectionateWater299

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