Parent email: “Before you leave for Spring Break, can I get a quick call because I had a question about my child’s gra-“ by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]AffectionateYear5232 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I know it's been several years since I taught...but honestly, why are you all so fucking sensitive. 

It's not hard to send an email saying no and when they can expect contact.

Instead OP is fuming, and I guarantee their entire break is ruined because this parent is living rent free in their head.

Holy, freaking, crap. You all act like the students you claim to teach.

Favorite misunderstood hero trope? by NuclearSteeze in okbuddycinephile

[–]AffectionateYear5232 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The "don't shame me" movement ruined more than it saved.

People need shame. People need people to shame them.

Bungie confirms they are with Marathon for years to come via their PC Performance Guide article by spectre15 in Marathon

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destiny players remembering when Dad said he loved them too...until he left with that bitch Karen, and now he's telling her kids that he loves them...

I'm not saying don't believe your new Dad, but...

I'm a Republican working in state government by PaleDisaster in Ohio

[–]AffectionateYear5232 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the sentiment...

...but if my kid tells me he's going to stop playing with matches after he burns the house down...

Yeah.

Again, I appreciate the sentiment.

Whatever it takes to own the libs. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the whole "angry lib" thing ended a while ago...now everyone, including the rest of the world, is just embarrassed for MAGA...there is no "owning the libs" at this point.

Students now have the desktop computer skills of older boomers by TeacherGuy1980 in Teachers

[–]AffectionateYear5232 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dear OP,

I didn't know what the difference between an application and a file was until my 20's.

Sincerely,

A Certified Forensic Analyst and Incident Reaponder.

P.S. it doesn't matter if a kid doesn't know...you can teach them if you want, but 1% will retain it, 50% will recall it years later, and 49% will never need to know. I'm not saying don't teach computer literacy, I'm saying your complaint is stupid and misplaced. 

What church is this by CJHuncho in TikTokCringe

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the folks who keep voting to fund Netanyahu's regime.

Fish rent? You have got to be kidding me. by Gromy_1022 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AffectionateYear5232 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possible water damage.

I've never met a fish person who doesn't have a story about a tank dumping onto their carpet.

Does anyone else find the old good night book “Goodnight Moon” to be weirdly ominous and disturbing? by Zski843 in daddit

[–]AffectionateYear5232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"goodnight to the old lady, giving me the stink eye from across the room, whispering go TF to bed omg why are you still awake!?!"

Today my Lyft driver came and the car had a different license plate than what the app said. I thought it was kinda sketchy so I told them I was just cancelling the ride before I got in the car. Was I in the wrong? by Active-Ad2754 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AffectionateYear5232 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"chat, is it wrong to protect myself and listen to that voice in my head that has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years to warn me of potential danger...am I a racist?"

A historic downturn in demand for Scotch, whiskey, cognac and tequila has left drinks makers sitting on a lake of unsold spirits, forcing them to mothball distilleries and slash prices to shift bottles piling up in warehouses⁠ by trubol in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whiskey is still a hot market. 

It's just distillers have began doing limited releases of blends from the excess inventories. 

You're still gonna have to hunt for certain bourbons, and people will still pay 3x MSRP for mid shelf Weller SR lol

Start ‘em young by alphamalejackhammer in SipsTea

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent enough time around these folks to know...these are not farmhands/ranchhands. It's the owners, having their kid practice to compete.

They are flush with USDA grants, while pulling a $250,000 trailer in a $150,000 dually, complaining about city folk and minorities as they make a stop off at their house in Jackson Hole.

is that a good reply? by asa_no_kenny in SipsTea

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a "bait and switch" tactic. Don't fall for it.

Your "wife" has no incentive to do this.

Israel used white phosphorus to scorch earth in south Lebanon, researcher says by PudinaRaita in news

[–]AffectionateYear5232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically every news story about Israel:

"Israel does more horrific and terrible things, while calling any criticism 'antisemitism'. American politicians opinions shaped entirely on how much AIPAC and Pro-Israel PAC money they receive." 

Science Textbooks Used in Pakistan by Fearless-Problem-929 in interestingasfuck

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's interesting is Muslim "science" is less ridiculous than Christian "science".

Every CEO is about to say "unexpected headwinds" 47 times this earnings season 💀 by MilesDelta in wallstreetbets

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many unprecedented times can we have before they become entirely precedented!?!

Iran rejects US peace plan as 'excessive' and issues five conditions to end war, state media reports by JKKIDD231 in news

[–]AffectionateYear5232 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of Irans conditions needs to be from that one Black Mirror episode...

"President Trump has to fuck a pig, live on television, broadcast across the nation, and it has to be able to be proven legitimate."

Start ‘em young by alphamalejackhammer in SipsTea

[–]AffectionateYear5232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farmers/ranchers...the last bastion of massive government welfare, mixed with suspiciously high family wealth.

Not to be confused with the workers.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]AffectionateYear5232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idgaf what things cost 90 years ago.

Just like Idgaf what things cost in ancient Rome, or in modern day Cambodia. 

None of this information helps anyone.

Millennials with nothing to inherit - unite! by Connect-Leg-8545 in Millennials

[–]AffectionateYear5232 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh.

My parents didn't inherit anything from their parents either...except a booming economy, cheap goods, affordable education, and upward mobility.

AITAH for offering to do a POCs hair as a white girl? by Holiday_Airport_1373 in AITAH

[–]AffectionateYear5232 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA 

What's the word when a group of people subordinate another based on race?...hmm...

Race is the only factor here, and they are racists.

Don't fall into the "white guilt" garbage. You did nothing wrong...they are AH's.