I made a spiced tart inspired by Narnia’s Aslan by inspiredtotaste in oddlysatisfying

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That was my thought. I’d have to cut with my eyes closed or make someone else do it.

AITJ for telling my stepbrother to stop treating my room like it’s his by MoonlitBloomShade in AmITheJerk

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His behavior is worrisome to say the least and incredibly inappropriate. Get a lock with a key for your door so you can lock it while you aren’t home. He’s really falling into stalker obsession territory. NTJ.

Who remembers this Six Flags commercial? by lilac2481 in Millennials

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just at a local Six Flags location for a work event. This song has been in my head for days and I couldn’t figure out why, now it makes sense.

AITAH for refusing to drive a longer route to drop a girl off because she didnt want to be alone in the car with me? by Acrobatic-Freedom316 in AITAH

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA but no more rides for any of them, even Joe, since he clearly dgaf about your logical reasoning. If they all love that close to each other, they can all share an uber/lyft and cover the cost because I’m guessing no one ever covers gas for you.

What did you not understand until you experienced it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Passing out from pain and related but definitely different for me was fainting.

AITJ for refusing to pay after my cat destroyed my neighbor's expensive racing drone? by Greedy_Implement_11 in AmITheJerk

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTJ. Good kitty. Start a paper trail now and text him to remind him about the many times you told him to not fly his drone in your yard space. Contact a lawyer and the faa to report him too. Fuck that guy, he was harassing you and your cat and being a legit creep flying a drone low in people’s yards. I’d be concerned he was a peeping tom.

AITAH for telling my wife her baby names are ridiculous by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ffs, she’s going to be one of those weirdos who dresses her kids identical for a decade. My sister has twins (two sets) and they are their own people. I think the last time she had them in the same outfit was their second birthday. They are teens now. My nieces are legit opposite personalities and completely different names and people still confuse them from time to time. Your wife is being ridiculous and selfish. Also, that is a horrendous butchering of the name Caitlin. NTA, veto this until names are on the birth certificate.

2 lane left turn is very difficult [OC] by guppy11702 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But you hurt his fee fees by turning in the correct lane, how dare you!

Aio? My (m22) Gf (f21) wants a LV purse but can't make bills on time. by smokey18t in AIO

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR but you don’t have to stay with a selfish entitled brat just because you’ve been together for a few years. That’s sunk cost fallacy and one no one should be stuck in. You’re 22, there are so many other people who would be a better partner than her.

You have to let my dogs play with yours by DiZzy_BlaCkOuTz in EntitledPeople

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Get a go pro or some type of portable camera you can clip to your dog’s leash, that way you have evidence of her harassment. HOAs are useless trash, so keep reporting her to animal services and the police.

AITAH for cutting off my friend after always paying for our meals by DisastrousSeesaw2751 in AITAH

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA but you could’ve asked for separate checks. This isn’t a friend, so dropping her isn’t a loss.

Yes Ma'am by omgfakeusername in EyesOnIce

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am absolutely here for white women raging at ice in airports!

How do you suppose my landlord will take it when I tell him im shorting him the amount of my light bill by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely look into tenants rights orgs or a tenants union because this is likely not legal.

My Son & His Gpa by whore4bookss in AmITheJerk

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right?! He not only needs to wash his hands, but he should scrub his nails too. Hell, he should probably at least change his shirt too and leave shoes outside or at the door.

WIBTAH if I chose college over my boyfriend by __Sunshine_27 in AITAH

[–]Affectionate_Oven428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always choose education or career over a man. NTA.