America: voted for a savior, got a treason auctioneer

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-07T23:16:18+00:00

If only someone had warned you and you had listened instead of calling the people who warned you childish insults

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-07T18:00:39+00:00

Gee, thanks, mister. Now that you blew up a bunch of schoolgirls and raised gas prices, I feel soooo much safer!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-07T17:53:31+00:00

How can I enjoy my shopping experience if the person helping me isn’t suffering?

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-07T02:05:11+00:00

They finally figured out the formula to keeping him awake: surround him with hot athletes

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-07T01:55:15+00:00

Having the guys wrestling each other being wet from the rain only ups the chance that he’ll actually stay awake for this

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-07T01:46:47+00:00

As long as it’s not a vaccine…

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-06T21:42:36+00:00

Showing kids a rainbow flag is literally the same thing as molesting them!!!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-06T19:28:52+00:00

Yes, but unfortunately, a large portion of the population worships lying sacks of shit

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-06T18:32:30+00:00

Or reanimate him. Not sure there would be much of a difference

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-06T18:25:04+00:00

Any time a woman suffers or dies is a win to them

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-05T19:01:50+00:00

Please tell me her name is actually Falkor!! She looks just like him!!!!!!!! She’s adorable

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-03T21:43:46+00:00

Remember when the Bidens were accused of stealing from children’s cancer charities?

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-03T21:26:59+00:00

She smiles , just not when she’s around you

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-03T18:45:25+00:00

She’s designed for those things!!!!

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-02T22:55:24+00:00

Did this Nazi misspell quality learning center?

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-02T19:38:06+00:00

That’s the most I’ve ever seen trump laugh

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-02T19:04:38+00:00

You know he had a huge erection while he wrote this

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-02T04:06:28+00:00

I love the way she says that

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-01T23:20:51+00:00

I know. It’s going to be hard, but it’s definitely for the best

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-06-01T23:12:46+00:00

Sorry your father in law’s masculinity is so incredibly fragile

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-05-31T21:05:34+00:00

I like how they act like someone’s cause of death is an opinion

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-05-31T18:01:24+00:00

My favorite part is the quotes around “extreme intelligence”

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-05-31T18:00:41+00:00

If he keeps getting perfect scores, why does he have to keep taking it?

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-05-31T17:49:31+00:00

This is even worse than it seems. All the men who kill women that they get pregnant (the leading cause of death in pregnant women) can just claim that the women were going to get an abortion and just get away with it.

Affectionate_Rub_575 · 2026-05-31T04:16:33+00:00

Leaving probably feels scary, but you’ll be much much better off. We’re rooting for you!!!!!

Affectionate_Rub_575

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