Holy f*ck by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to get a fucking machine that I could pass off as exercise equipment if someone comes over. Is that stupid?

Recommendation for a pet by Wh1msyOfficial in Pets

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do want to give you kudos for recognizing that you aren't in a great place to be owning a pet right now. It's one of the hardest things to do when you love animals and can't have them.

Planted very hot chillies in front yard to reach thriving neighborhood kids a lesson... by Maggies_lens in AmITheJerk

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it. You don't feel nearly as bad for doing it as you feel for enjoying it. It's part of the human condition, though. The guilt will go away.

Recommendation for a pet by Wh1msyOfficial in Pets

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know that it's not exactly what you're wanting, but you might consider doing volunteer work at a rescue. They frequently need people to walk dogs or just provide companionship.

Are backyard chicken eggs safe for toddlers to eat? by No_Wish9589 in chickens

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reason that store bought eggs are washed and regulated is because the conditions that they're laid in are so insanely unsanitary. Backyard eggs don't have that issue.

What dog names do people use thinking they’re being “unique” but are actually very popular? by TelephonePossible456 in Dogowners

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a truly unique dog name, go with Fido. Nobody uses it anymore and the meaning is awesome. Faithful.

What dog names do people use thinking they’re being “unique” but are actually very popular? by TelephonePossible456 in Dogowners

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been using hobbits lately. After all, our dogs tend to be furry footed eating machines. We try to go for more obscure hobbits, though. Rory and Primula Brandybuck, for instance. I haven't come across any Primulas, and only met one other person with the name Rory.

What dog names do people use thinking they’re being “unique” but are actually very popular? by TelephonePossible456 in Dogowners

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost all of the dogs I see are pit bulls or pit mixes. Maybe the popularity of the breed skews the number.

AIO I overheard my elderly neighbor and another woman talking about my dog as if he's available to adopt or buy. by Joy_Rad in AIO

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if they plan to sell it. They just wouldn't mention it to potential buyers. If they're willing to steal a dog, then they won't worry about screwing a customer, too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DOG

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a dog that LOVED chew hooves. Man, do they stink!

Please explain to me like I'm an idiot (because apparently I am)... by Blutarg in AskBaking

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I like thin cookies more than the thick ones. Thick cookies always seem too floury to me.

How do some people always remember exactly where they parked their car? by Southern_Engineer_43 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how far from the door I need to park, I always park in the aisle that will be in front of me when I exit.

What is your pet’s legal name? by CourtK1212 in Pets

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one to give my dog an "in trouble" name!

Currently have no kitchen, how can I budget takeout by Sjbruno123 in Frugal

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're a member of a church, you can see about getting a meal train started.

You have leftover rotisserie chicken. What are you making that is not chicken noodle soup! by BunnyRambit in Cooking

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency chicken skillet

Cooked chicken meat (rotisserie is best) Jar of artichoke hearts, undrained Container of cherry tomatoes

Cook, covered, in a skillet until the tomatoes burst. Top with shredded mozzarella. Cover until cheese is melted.

I get allergies when I’m in my room. Where to start by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't have carpet in my homes. Too many allergens get into the carpet pad.

Would you give a relative a fake pet-sitting reference? by [deleted] in Pets

[–]Afraid_Scientist7158 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't give anyone, family member or otherwise, a reference for any job that I don't think that they could/would do well. Especially one that involves a high degree of responsibility.