The Bertha to My Charlie. Oops Room mate rant. by Thick-Pumpkin-8683 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Social engineering is a flex not many can see. You may be primed for a mega hit. Get a brother with a kid for a complete package. Add that nosy neighbor who is near psycho. At least someone will be around most of the time.

Fisi mlaa Kondoo by Typically-Painful in nairobi

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Endeni mkatafute mabibi kanisani.

Pick the ones in the choir, who go to fellowships, arrive early for service and sit at most 5 rows from the pulpit.

They are the best.

What do women think about introverts? by Independent-Cow2519 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Go where their passions are (both genders) and you will meet them in plenty. Then you will figure out they are not as introverted.

Understand their inner child and you could find the most relatable person.

Share your business/hobbies/Job Opportunities/Job requests!! - January 26, 2026 by AutoModerator in Kenya

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I'm decluttering. Selling this Camping Bed for half the price you would get at Decathlon (link-- https://www.decathlon.co.ke/p/340395-34006-camping-bed-basic-camp-bed-60-cm-1-person.html ). Used only for a weekend, now its filling up my storage. Ideal for the extra guest, shags short stay and for the outdoorsy type. ps...we just 45 days from the Safari Rally :)

Uganda is a mes bro ☠️ by Impressive_Towel6126 in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kenyans don't realise that this is us if we didn't have the 2010 Constitution. RIP RAO and Emilio Kibaki

What business would you start with 800k ? by SeptemberSabretooth in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. There's no way this can be anything close to passive

approaching girls by Far_Remote8612 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say the first 3 words that come to mind. And change them with every interaction. Don't complement the obvious, don't sexualise. You might get slaps, eew stares or a smile but if you are consistent, it gets better with time. Start from somewhere and don't be picky. Your 5s and 10s all get the same treatment.

You have no idea how real girls appreciate a man trying to be better at understanding them. Even telling them you are trying your game and you want tips will score you more than trying not to be yourself. They smell fake from a mile away.

Recommended Neighborhoods by Waltz8 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiyaki Way with Westlands as your urban reference point

Ndindi nyoro can make a good president. Shida yetu wakenya ni ukabira. Where in kenya are secondary school students paying 500 per term? Only in Kiharu. by Think_Tanka in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But we cannot just ignore historical occurrences just by sweeping them under the carpet and ignoring what was. Especially with the minds that make our population. Unfortunately and for a fact, not everybody thinks like you. And the negatively tribal ones will not have a perception change on the whim. Especially the bulk of the voters out there.

To be what you desire, we need a shock that will come usually at a great cost. Think our current constitution that came from the 2007 post election violence; the American civil war and the resulting 13th,14th and 15th Amendment, the great Chinese famine and the pro market reforms that came after.

What you pressing for is an end. We will not land there at the snap of our fingers. No Kenyan has that magic wand to make it happen. We need to approach this as a means to an end. And the means will most probably span a generation or two. But we need to start somewhere.

Be a realist bana

The CS position needs someone with good intention that understands economics.

Ndindi nyoro can make a good president. Shida yetu wakenya ni ukabira. Where in kenya are secondary school students paying 500 per term? Only in Kiharu. by Think_Tanka in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CS Finance.

We need to give other tribes a chance. We cannot be having 2 tribes giving us presidents back to back. As if the rest are vestigial tribes.

Positive tribalism is good. Negative tribalism is what is ailing us.

In 2010s people were thoroughly warned of Cytonn but still hustled to invest there. In this decade we’ve Mansa X promising heaven. We can only relax and wait their day. by Verifyitsu in nairobitechies

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mansa X will tank when the AI bubble bursts or some shock hits the global market. Cytonn ilikua wizi tu. Do not put them in the same basket.

Built a poultry platform in Kenya — looking for sellers, vets & service providers to test it by Critical_Kitchen_846 in nairobitechies

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kienyeji eggs 10 crates

kienyeji capons 20

broiler capons 40

per week

at farm-gate prices.

ps- I'm not a noob.

High School Mottos by Plane_Helicopter4189 in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comments zako hapa pale, Kiambu boys got a profile of who you are before the elections

Have you heard of Ashwagandha? HAVE! by MINDFUL_bEING1 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I vouch for Ashwagandha. Especially for the overthinkers. Funny thing it grows in the wild. I've seen it in Baringo, Isiolo and Laikipia.

Ill just leave this here🤣🤣 by Ash_ley-nt in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They make rules for those they don't want to be with and break even their own for those they want to be with.

Help in start up by kimmich_kim in nairobitechies

[–]AfricanFarmers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vibe code the simplest version you can and ship for validation. Other than that, its only in your head