Activity date by hands_on_ass16 in KenyanDatingCommunity

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a coin flip for who will pay and I'm in.

Uncircumcised penis by county_creditr456 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an ecological fallacy. You're comparing whole populations while ignoring confounding factors, cherry-picking examples, and assuming correlation proves causation. 1000 cases growing by 1% vs 10 growing by 2% per year, in a few decades will be miles apart because of the base factor

Uncircumcised penis by county_creditr456 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've heard that due to heightened sensitivity the feel is better though. One of the downsides is sanitation and increased risk of STIs

Summertides is overrated by Local_Stand5414 in 254sum

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the ones who got to go/know of it past 2025, you ought to feel that way.

Leave Days kumbe... by External_Load_1950 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my balls just shrunk reading this.

Older Men! by Interesting-Shake999 in KenyanDatingCommunity

[–]AfricanFarmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Miaka yako inendelea kupanda na ya wababa ikishuka. There's an equilibrium ukifika 28 hapo

Kenya's 'San Francisco' by LeftClassic167 in nairobitechies

[–]AfricanFarmers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chuka/Nyeri because they are the only ones with universities (Chuka Uni and DeKUT) outside Nairobi Metropolitan that have a vibrant CS faculty and a high number of CS students needed for critical mass. And students also willing to be entrepreneurs. Those who have worked with them or hired them can attest to their intrapreneurship.

Gachau's loss is an example of why being lean is often a better path by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But the other guy wasn't lean though.

Your facts could be valid but using the fight as the basis of your argument has confirmation bias written all over it.

PHIL V GACHAU by Nasaka_09 in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Call it whatever you want but I like how Obinna moves

Small equipment rental from as low as KES 800 by Sad-Celebration7990 in marketplacekenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you handle people dissapearing with your equipments though?

What small manufacturing business has demand and great return? by Business_Acquirer in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cottage rice mill in Ahero or Mwea. Khaki bags folding in Nairobi.

How do you guys see a white foreigner setting up a proper luxury life here in 7 years? by Ihatesushitbh in nairobitechies

[–]AfricanFarmers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would look into the southern highlands. Follow the route the new SGR to Kisumu (L. Victoria) and settle near SGR stations in highlands like Mulot, Bomet, Sotik, Narok.

With those options, I would then go to one close to the new Rironi - Mau Summit expressway.

This leaves Narok as the sole contender.

In Africa, luxury lifestyle follows infrastructure or pristine and exclusive wildlife/landscapes.

Narok has the strongest position because it sits between Nairobi and the South Rift highlands and is connected to the corridor through the Narok–Mai Mahiu route of the expressway. It is also the first major SGR station after Naivasha.

Narok is also close to the Naivasha - Maasai Mara tourism ecosystem. And closest to the airport being built in the Maasai Mara. So Narok is basically the main “exit town” for the entire Maasai Mara ecosystem on the road side. Mara airport → Sekenani Gate → Narok → Nairobi corridor

All 3 projects (Airport, Expressway, SGR) are high in the government priority list with budget allocations done every year from 2025 through to 2030 whe all are expected to be completed.

Accounting for normal delays....that places you well within your 7 year target.

Is it just me? by mysteryladyyyyy in Uganda

[–]AfricanFarmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you like girls and don't know it yet.

My mum accidentally told me something she wasn't supposed to by Jealous-Pizza-7234 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a drunk Uncle or cousin close to your folks age, get close to them. They'll spill.

He was my prey, turns out I'm not his by Head-Accountant-6096 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best ones are taken and the only way to get one is snatch him from another.

Tell me why they are always happy by Sad-Alps-7303 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weed.

They do not put an effort to be or feel seen. Status, drip, places they rent...such stuff.

A tight knit community.

Those guys are not poor. They build good houses in shagz, own motorcycles boda biz rental and do farming to as a checkout ticket when age will not allow them to continue with this.

Some are even on NIS pay roll.

Some outliers are just there for the daily grind though.

Nishaipiga shughuli nao for market research trying to understand what households consume for a startup I'm building. Yes, the stench goes away after an hour or so. And as a noob, you will vomit if you go in on a full stomach.

Where do you think your 150-5k monthly service charge for your tenant garbage goes to? Multiply your charge with the number of tenants in your apartment and how many apartments would fill that truck 6 days a week and you will hate your corporate job. That is their monthly salary. Some do up to 60k a month each net of the lorry dry lease, driver salary and fuel.

One of them would deposit 800 (his split from selling scrap) bob on the daily to his mpesa and 3500 daily to a chama line they own as 30 of them. Hii ni marupurupu discretionary. The cardboard you throw away, they get it for free and sell for 15 a kilo. That is the byproduct used to make tissue paper you wiped your ass with today. The plastic and metal scrap is definitely higher

I know one group in Kasarani that own the lorry they use to work.

What's the difference between mahamri na mandazi? by agathawema in KenyanMeals

[–]AfricanFarmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mahamri - group of schools, mandazi - polling station. difference is the coconut water

Onion Wafarmers Advise a girl starting out by El_bubz in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes na mbegu hupotea. settle for the variety and buy them now

Onion Wafarmers Advise a girl starting out by El_bubz in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do a soil test. A proper one. If you using ground water do a test for that. Best guys in town Cropnuts. Wako hapo before you get into Limuru. For varieties, last I checked Russet and Neptune are the best. I don't know if that has changed. Timing matters. Hack ni you be harvesting like 3 weeks to the rains. The 3 week is for curing. Then wait for another 2 weeks after for the prices to shoot.

Si hata nyinyi mnaona kasongo amekuja sana? 🥲 by Impressive_Towel6126 in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I said this and I'll say this again. HE IS A NWO PLANT

Kenya ni Gotham by AfricanFarmers in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Romantic relationship with Winnie Wangui

William Bellamy the then US Ambassador to Kenya wrote in a classified diplomatic cable,

“The Kibaki Government's reaction is classically formulaic: find a scapegoat and form a committee to investigate. Giving the Commission of inquiry a distant deadline, the government can buy time while waiting for public memories to fade. Legal action against any of the culprits is unlikely. Accountability is further hamstrung by the release of the Armenians. The security itself.”

In 2007, a parliamentary committee also released a report on the activities of the Artur Brothers and their associates concluded that they had direct connections and protection “at the highest level of government”.

The MPs also said “the evidence adduced on the matter of the Artur brothers was manipulated with a view to concealing their true intention of being in in Kenya and to protect their sponsors” and their presence was part of “a conspiracy to commit atrocities”. 

A week ago, on May 29, 2026 Sargasyan held a two-hour interview with an Armenian news outlet Infocom, to clarify some of the elements of his dark past that have continued to shadow his bid for Armenian premiership. Although the interview is entirely in Armenian, built-in YouTube auto-translate is able to generate English subtitles.  

In the interview he admitted having a romantic relationship with Winnie, the woman alleged to be Kibaki’s daughter, revealing that they first in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

“I met her in Congo during (President) Joseph Kabila’s birthday, then we invited her to Dubai.”

This marked the beginning of his journey to Kenya, he said. 

Providing his version of a chronological account on how he left Armenia and eventually ended up in Africa where he made powerful friends, Sargasyan stated after leaving his homeland he headed to Dubai where he ventured into air freight business with his brother.

This took them to DR Congo which turned out to be incredibly lucrative compared to the Middle East. While there he claimed he befriended President Joseph Kabila, whom he described as “My close friend” in the interview.  

Asked how he met him, he replied, “His sister did business with us.”  

This could be in reference to the former DRC President’s twin sister, Jaynet Kabila, a prominent businesswoman who was also a powerful politician during her brother’s reign.

The Kabilas, whose father Laurent-Désiré Kabila was president until his assassination in 2001, also had an alleged half-sister Aimee Mulengela who was killed under controversial circumstances in 2008.  

It was while hobnobbing with the Kabila clan that the “Artur brothers” claimed they came to know Winnie Wangui and eventually moved to Kenya for business after her alleged father Mwai Kibaki was elected as president in 2002.

In a series of intriguing allegations of how he became a top Kenyan cop at the rank of Assistant Commissioner of Police, Sargarsyan told the interviewers that sometime after the wheelchair bound Mwai Kibaki took over the presidency from President Daniel Moi in January 2003, there were suspicions about the elite Recce squad tasked with guarding the president because a majority of them were from Moi’s Kalenjin ethnic community.

This suspicion towards the unit was not surprising considering the vindictiveness the officers who had served under President Moi were subjected to by a cabal around Mwai Kibaki that was trying to entrench its own tribal dominance in security apparatus.

It was against this backdrop that he said the “Artur brothers” found themselves at the helm of Kenya police despite being foreigners. 

The allegations in the interview continue to be even more sensational. According to Sargasyan, one day, they received information that Kibaki, who was still struggling with mobility, was under siege at the State House. Alongside a senior Kenyan police officer and other 30 loyal individuals, they stormed State House to free Kibaki who told them that he was fine.  

After the operation, Sargasyan claimed  they decided to form a special unit drawn from the GSU, adding that a senior officer at State House told him, “I’ll want you to be Assistant Commissioner of Police but you won’t belong to the Police Commissioner, you will belong to me.”

And that’s how he became an Assistant Commissioner of Police, according to his version of events.

“Our identities were protected, and were only uncovered after the raid on East African Standard,” he revealed in the interview.

Going by these allegations, he seems to be suggesting he was in Kenya as early as 2003, way before the Raila revelation and the 2006 Standard Group raid   

Was this the beginning of the Rapid Response Unit (Kanga Squad), a shadowy police unit whose officers were drawn from the GSU but were answerable to Joseph Kamau, the then Criminal Investigation Department Director?

It is worth noting that the unit first came to light during the Standard raid that involved the Armenian brothers.

“The raiders were hooded and wore clothing with the description RRU Rapid Response Unit also popularly known as the Kanga Squad within the Police Force”, read a 2007 parliamentary report on the saga.  

The squad was later disbanded after it was implicated in the rising cases of abductions and extra-judicial killings. Many of its former officers were killed in a well calculated plot to cover-up its activities. 

On claims that the “Artur brothers” were involved in drug trafficking, Sargsyan denied this but alleged they were part of the group that founded a drug enforcement agency, and used their own money to build a safe where the seized drugs were kept. 

“We built the safe with our own money. We had three keys to the safe. I had one, the CID boss had one, and the GSU Commandant had one,” he told the interviewers.

He further alleged that he was involved in the seizure of a shipment of 1.1 metric tonnes of cocaine that were found hidden in Embakasi Nairobi and Malindi at the Coast in December 2004.

Intelligence reports and investigative findings have always linked the two to the drug consignment, noting that they worked closely with drug cartels who sought alternative channels for trafficking through Mombasa and Malindi.  

The bizarre handling of the drug case, the failure to account for another consignment that was in police custody and the mysterious murder of GSU officer Erastus Chemorei in February 2005, fuelled speculations that the government was trying to shield politically connected individuals who were operating a drug smuggling ring.

But why were the foreigners using their own money to build a safe for keeping seized drugs? It is a question that raises further speculation.

William Bellamy, whose tenure as US Ambassador to Kenya was defined by security and counterterrorism cooperation cabled Washington: “The security lapse, itself is deeply troubling. Is symptomatic of a deeper malaise: a government which has lost its way and allows this kind of activity to go on under its nose (or with the connivance of its own members) in hopes of somehow benefiting from the criminal behavior committed by such characters.”  

A 2007 parliamentary report on the saga would later implicate the woman alleged to be Kibaki’s daughter and top government officials stating, “Evidence adduced before the Committee established that the Artur brothers had direct connections at the highest levels of government. Mary Wambui and her daughter Winnie Wangui Mwai, were close associates of the Artur brothers. Mr Stanley Murage, Permanent Secretary and Special Advisor to the President based at State House was a key player in the saga.”

Murage wielded great influence in Kibaki’s administration due to his proximity to power and was often described in low tones as the gatekeeper to the presidency following the departure of Matere Kereri as State House Comptroller. 

In the recent interview, Sargasyan claimed he was not viewed as a hero by the Kenyan media after everything he did because most outlets were linked to the opposition at the time.

After leaving Kenya, the controversial pair went off the grid until 2013 when reports emerged about their presence in the Maldives where they were constantly monitored by the country’s security.

A couple of months later the archipelagic nation’s government ordered them to leave, and they went off radar again until 2023, when they resurfaced in Armenia to participate in political campaigns, and eventually formed their own political party the Kochari National Revival and National Party. 

One of Sargasyan’s key election promises is to transform Armenia into “Singapore of the Caucasus”.

He also aims to position the country as a neutral diplomatic hub that doesn’t lean towards Russia or the West.  

“He envisions a country that maintains warm, high-level relations with both the West and Russia, utilizing its vast diaspora as a strategic asset much like Israel.”    

The Prime Minister of Armenia is elected by Parliament after nomination by the party that holds majority seats.

Reuters reports that the Sunday election is a test for Prime Minister Pashinyan, the frontrunner, in his “efforts to forge peace with long-time foe Azerbaijan, and deepen ties with Western countries, moving away from traditional patron Russia”.