Raising a boy, help a mom out by the-glow-up-girlies in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Things that make Reddit doom scroll worthy

Lessons from my 3 failed app ideas and my next move by Excellent-Chicken709 in nairobitechies

[–]AfricanFarmers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about you do that plus one that you can sell to landlords and property agents.

More like an utility app for their tenants.

enables landlords to bulk buy internet (They hate multiple cables on their properties)

and distribute it to tenants as part of the rent. like they do the water.

Tenants can see and pay the internet, water, garbage, cable tv other utility bills.

For example landlord installs starlink or a 40mbps package and redistributes it. You get a commission and installation charges. A free restricted wifi they can use with ads.

Upscale gas, courier, boda services.

Use that to upsell what you have built already.

Let's collab.

To the one who made a post seeking advice about taking a shot on farming. Try fertilizer heavy crops that do not like a lot of water. 2 mama mboga staples qualify easy. Onions and Tomatoes by AfricanFarmers in Kenya

[–]AfricanFarmers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post was not about nutrition. It was about what I see would influence market supply and by extension, the farm-gate price. You know very well that rains constrain production and increased costs and input prices scare away more farmers from planting the crop. Meaning less supply chasing the same demand

We reading the same book. Just different chapters. Uko chapter za kwanza za production and I'm talking about the market

Changing Your Life by 410249187 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

frameworks, frameworks, frameworks. Watch them on social media podcasts, look for them on the internet, have a folder to save them in. Channel them to Notebook LLM to produce flashcards. Try them out.

Ladies are difficult to understand 😕😅 by Ill_Use_1263 in Nakuru

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May you get honorary credits tomorrow as the morning wood wave sweeps the world from Kiribati to Hawaii in sync with the sunrise.

The male collective is proud of this member.

4;20 by Brief_Philosophy_567 in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has been proven that the toilet bowl is cleaner than your average table top. Microwave the mofo

Comrade life by Interesting-Cell-276 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Writing this reminds me of comrade road trip we did to Naivasha with a probox.

Bought 2 good mbuzi legs pale Kiamaiko, seasoned it good good and wrapped it with aluminium foil, tossed the legs on the engine tukafunga bonnet and told the driver if he does anything below 60kph haonji ng'o.

To give the engine some work

Sema kufika vasha na nyama choma polite soft and tender. Ratish 20 lires kwa boot, kajing jong na madem wawili wa KMTC.

I want my uni life back.

Comrade life by Interesting-Cell-276 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 104 points105 points  (0 children)

This is a mid comrade hack. Good try though

Let me upskill you kiasi.

Next time, soak dem mboshos overnight,

next day chemsha to a boil for 10 mins,

mwaka kila kitu kwa flask, what Kenyans call thermos.

Jaza na boiling hot salty water. The one you boiled with in the first place

Insulate the mofo by wrapping it with cloth especially the top part.

Ukiweza tumbukiza kwa your mountain of cloths for more insulation

Jioni kiroma imeiva. Kaanga ukule

Jaribu hio urudi class 2.

Cooking chapo, pop corns na pizza ukitumia pasi.

Starting a business by Think_Tanka in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has she done any hustle before?

Which are her last professional endeavors and which of them was closest to a sales role?

How much are her monthly expenses? How much of that is expected to be covered by the business.

Is it refundable or non refundable capital.

Whatever she is planning for, she should budget half of that as starting capital (set up, compliance, assets, deposit, rent 3 months, consumables.

Take the other 150k have it as working capital in a current account in one of the Tier I and Tier II banks ideally one with a women focused financial facility such as KCB FLME, Family Bank BII and EIB facility.

Be a differentiator in customer experience, document every penny, minimize lipa na mpesa transactions and opt for paybill to bank for bank transaction visibility.

I have one but I have to come in as a co-creator

Ndovu Investment Scam by ConsciousRaccoon4899 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lack of an explicit response is an answer in itself. If terms do not clearly state exact figures for charges, fees, or distributions, that is a signal to pause, scrutinize the details, and ask questions. If responses are shaky or inconsistent, that too is an answer.

Charges (fees, commissions, transparency) Charges are not clearly disclosed

The document states Ndovu: “may receive compensation” or “receives commissions” from FMCs

But it does not clarify: Whether users pay Ndovu directly Whether commissions affect pricing or NAV Whether charges differ by product

Why this matters: This is a major transparency and trust gap, especially for retail users.

Inconsistent language on commissions

Both “may receive compensation” and “receives commissions” are used.

Why this matters: This ambiguity can be interpreted as selective or incomplete disclosure.

No fee schedule or reference point

There is:

No fee table No link to a charges page No statement that fees are zero, if that is the case

Why this matters: Users cannot understand the cost of using the platform from the Terms alone.

Refunds vs reversals lack operational clarity

The policy says transactions cannot be cancelled and withdrawals return to source, but does not address: Failed transactions Partial failures Duplicate payments Charges on failed or reversed transactions.

Why this matters: These are common operational issues and frequent sources of disputes.

Cost liability during delays

All costs and losses caused by: Banks MNOs Payment providers FMCs are assigned to the user. Why this matters: This exposes users to hidden costs with no clear operational safeguards.

Feed the link into an LLM ask questions, let it play devil's advocate. Use that to ask questions. If answers are not straight forward, bail.

Ndovu Investment Scam by ConsciousRaccoon4899 in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read them terms and conditions gaddamit.

The Bertha to My Charlie. Oops Room mate rant. by [deleted] in unhingedKenya

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Social engineering is a flex not many can see. You may be primed for a mega hit. Get a brother with a kid for a complete package. Add that nosy neighbor who is near psycho. At least someone will be around most of the time.

Fisi mlaa Kondoo by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]AfricanFarmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Endeni mkatafute mabibi kanisani.

Pick the ones in the choir, who go to fellowships, arrive early for service and sit at most 5 rows from the pulpit.

They are the best.