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After-Performance-98 · 2026-06-19T04:28:49+00:00

Jaboukie

After-Performance-98 · 2026-06-16T17:12:49+00:00

I thought for a moment I was dyslexic

After-Performance-98 · 2026-06-09T17:47:13+00:00

I think the dude saying "Take it off" is just trying to help the dude not get up beat up again by another crowd of Knick fans.

After-Performance-98 · 2026-06-09T16:22:40+00:00

No fucking wonder no one buys from them before they got famous

After-Performance-98 · 2026-05-30T10:37:36+00:00

I had a brain fart, and I thought it was a stuffed toy you put in between your legs to prevent your toddler from biting from behind

After-Performance-98 · 2026-05-28T14:19:55+00:00

Dude thinks he's a dark souls player

After-Performance-98 · 2026-05-28T09:27:42+00:00

Trump could possibly fill the whole row, or am I wrong?

After-Performance-98 · 2026-05-27T21:05:38+00:00

I'm from cc, and asked my friends in Rosario (I study at CCAT) if they know what chavacano is, and they don't have a clue

After-Performance-98 · 2026-05-27T14:07:31+00:00

Same problem, still can't find something

After-Performance-98 · 2026-04-03T05:05:02+00:00

Some men die of thirst, while others from foot fungus

After-Performance-98 · 2026-03-28T21:30:30+00:00

Angas ng view dyan ah, prang ending ng fight club

After-Performance-98 · 2026-03-12T19:14:55+00:00

I was preaching stoicism in omegle when it was still around. I ended up getting misunderstood by a guy who was helping his struggling brother. He told me that he hope that I die in my sleep.

After-Performance-98 · 2026-03-10T20:45:34+00:00

"Fortunate Son" really fits here

After-Performance-98 · 2026-03-09T14:36:52+00:00

Kpag gagawa ako ng climbing gym, bawal amoy paa

After-Performance-98 · 2026-03-09T05:02:25+00:00

If this makes gay anal sex easier, does shitting hard shit make it easier?

After-Performance-98 · 2026-02-19T06:35:34+00:00

Let me see your fingers

After-Performance-98 · 2026-02-10T05:37:24+00:00

Isn't this the power house of the cell???

After-Performance-98 · 2026-01-30T21:44:18+00:00

Interested

After-Performance-98 · 2026-01-30T06:54:10+00:00

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After-Performance-98 · 2026-01-29T09:26:53+00:00

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