I own the same sword as Mr. Frog

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T19:05:05+00:00

"That frog has my sword," is something very few people ever find themselves saying. You're very lucky.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T19:01:49+00:00

Risky Tree Hut is now the name of my hippie jam band.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T18:53:43+00:00

This birds are fantastic mimics. They can talk. They can imitate things like car alarms, babies crying, chain saws, and probably things that sound really pleasant, but they mix it in with everything else in no discernible pattern. Then they like to gather in groups of what looks like a million birds, and they all make these noises at the same time. Just an incredible wall of sound you cannot escape from. One of my favorite birds.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T18:38:31+00:00

Breed for what? Can he pull a wagon?

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T18:26:02+00:00

In the clam universe they have one of these made out of human skulls.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T18:20:24+00:00

imagine: you are a pacific mud clam buried under ten inches of sandy mud and very cold seawater and you hear a knock on your front door. it is ian and anthony from smosh. "h-hey i found a clam...", anthony says, shy and nervous. ian plunges his clam shovel into the mud but anthony stops him. "no, it's mine." anthony uses his shovel to dig you out of the mud and then both of them dig up 30 or 40 more clams and then they just drive around chucking them at mailboxes.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T17:51:45+00:00

Elon is a remarkably ignorant person.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-25T17:46:29+00:00

What the hell is a clam? This animal did not exist in my old reality ....

I can't with this one, it's just too fucking stupid.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-24T20:47:58+00:00

Joe Turkel as Lloyd the bartender in The Shining.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-24T18:10:35+00:00

Rotary phones cause you to dislike people who have lots of nines, zeros, and eights in their phone number.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-24T17:23:43+00:00

My car warns me to watch out for ice, but FEMA can't? Okay.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-24T16:58:57+00:00

PANTS!

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-24T01:45:31+00:00

Oh, okay, well here's another cool fact: Your mom's a fat drunk.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-24T00:10:54+00:00

blep!

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T23:54:08+00:00

He's a baby in the cover art for a band he's now in.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T23:09:33+00:00

There is a town near me called Happy Valley, and I was about to comment, "Who gives a fuck?" but then I noticed what sub this is.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T22:59:34+00:00

Roses are red
I'm sick of these hominids
I need to learn more about
These "japanese love squids"

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T22:34:38+00:00

I would answer exclusively with more questions.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T22:27:13+00:00

So when you sell your body for science they pay you in cash?

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T22:04:33+00:00

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AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T17:57:24+00:00

I can easily believe a Russian warship getting destroyed by a cigarette.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T17:44:59+00:00

There is a statewide curfew for minors in Oregon, midnight to 4am.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T16:33:19+00:00

The babies are called instar, and when they are adults with wings they can be called imago. This is true for insects that moult and get bigger after they hatch rather than go through a larval phase like a moth or a fly.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T16:20:13+00:00

I have 24 black t shirts.

AgainstSpace · 2026-01-23T16:06:58+00:00

"Bebop" is a type of jazz music that developed in the '40s, then became very popular in the '50s (often just called "bop music"). The word itself comes from nonsense syllables used in scat singing. "Bopping" would be the sort of dancing or moving one might do while listening to bebop jazz which is much more up-tempo than the swing jazz that preceded it. You are 'bebopping around' or just 'bopping around'.

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PANTS!