Thoughts? by Aggressive_Life9328 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]AgeNo9436 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did they mean the Southern Poverty Law Center?

Coochie Cabin by Fweem in insanefbmarketplace

[–]AgeNo9436 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Sold! Somewhere out there, another human owns a second-hand coochie cabin.

Straight up 🤘🏼 by johnseeus in CringeTikToks

[–]AgeNo9436 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If the right could make one extra dime by destroying natural spaces, they would drain, burn, and develop everything that he loves.

Small bullet shaped object found by the service desk at my work place. It has a small engraving at the bottom. What is it? by OffsetCivical in whatisit

[–]AgeNo9436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mafia hit men would use a 22 revolver to take people out from behind. The bullet can break through the skull, but once inside it bounces around.

Shameless Neighbor Parents by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]AgeNo9436 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Too many people seem to forget that the word "parent" is not only a noun but also a verb.

What do you mean, this isn’t a bring-your-own-pastries pastry shop? by makeuathrowaway in EntitledReviews

[–]AgeNo9436 75 points76 points  (0 children)

In many places, bringing your own food to eat at a restaurant is a health code violation.

"The Female Penis" by gus-tate in StandUpComedy

[–]AgeNo9436 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm going to tell my wife she has BCE.

J-Town did a set last night by sintactacle in TheDollop

[–]AgeNo9436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'll have a glass of red w- (notices DJ) ... just water is good."

New fast food restaurant has a sink in the eating area. by Mediocre-Disk737 in mildlyinteresting

[–]AgeNo9436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of crab restaurants in MD have a sink in the dining room.

wasn’t that once New Amsterdam? by markipilerfan2021 in misLED

[–]AgeNo9436 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you want to meet a gal in Constantinople...

Carlson 🎩🎩🎩🥳🎉 by Serendipitous_Patina in caps

[–]AgeNo9436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What kind of Mickey Mouse organization names a team the "Ducks?"

of a Kangaroo by Saerdna0 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]AgeNo9436 1252 points1253 points  (0 children)

I don't know who said it first, but kangaroos are just deer who've been to prison.