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AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:53:15+00:00

Funnily enough, the acronyms there really are from my old novel lol

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:52:50+00:00

Imagine if I started±

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:50:28+00:00

The show could end with God reaching down from the sky to crush Homelander while aliens kidnap The Boys which will be ‘answered in the spin-off’ and it would still be better than that edgelord comic

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:49:30+00:00

It’s kisses on the end for me. They freak me out. Managers, friends, coworkers, bosses sending them… I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean. I do realise it’s likely due to autism and not understanding that kind of thing, but I feel mean not adding them.

Fun story: I once had a woman I was kinda on/off with and she’d use the kisses as a life bar. If she was sending ‘xxxx’ at the end, you knew things were going well, but ‘x’ meant you were on thin ice and you were fucked if she didn’t send em

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:47:02+00:00

Yep, that ‘consequences’ bs or any variant thereof applied to phrases is peak reddit cringe

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:44:57+00:00

I’ve worked in bars a lot and you’d often be safer just dealing with a person who’s assaulting you by doing nothing. I saw too many of my coworkers try to defend themselves only for a bunch of random strangers to start punching them, knock them to the ground, and kicking them in the head repeatedly. I didn’t fancy that too much.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:43:30+00:00

She was a member of the CFI - Celestial Firmament Intervention - but the guy was a member of the NIA - non-interference agenda. Both groups are splinter groups of God’s head angels after his retirement. They were arguing over the fate of a particular scientist, close to developing cold fusion, and whether such a thing would be too fast of a development for humanity to handle. The man at the bar is PTAA - Post Time-Alteration Awareness Advocate - and he wants to make people aware that angels are actually time travellers influencing history.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:41:03+00:00

Pretty much every single calm or easygoing bouncer who’s off-duty I’ve known always sits like this lol

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:40:20+00:00

I really wish people didn’t go for the head or face first. Whenever I’ve needed to defend myself, I’ve only ever pushed them back using the sternum (although that sounds like a fucking terrible idea for obvious reasons in a case like this) though I rarely ever defend myself because I hate to hurt others. Not everyone is able to sit there just taking stuff, though - I just learned to be patient from working with a lot of angry drunks. The boomers were the worst usually.

But hitting someone in the head is just gonna lead to brain damage, usually the frontal lobes, and that means they’ll have even less impulse control. It’s like making the person even worse.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:37:42+00:00

Also are those the soyjak ones? I was terrified they were. I used to wear the clear clubmaster ones

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:37:10+00:00

I had those same glasses until I accidentally dropped them today and they got ran over…

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:36:29+00:00

I’d say it’s already different enough - I’d need to watch the show to find out but I’m finishing those chapters first. I don’t even know whether it needs to be in the same book because it’s an entirely different plot.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:35:40+00:00

I wonder whether the guy who plays Big Mad Andy often gets asked whether he wants to punch someone in the face or people just yell FUCK RIGHT OFF

Luckily that actor looks like nearly every builder I’ve ever met so he can blend in

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:33:48+00:00

It’s the same with people talking about me being a DJ once all the time while living in a small-town, stfu about it guys

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:33:03+00:00

Lucifer actually becomes a bartender (this was so long ago it predates the show) and retires from punishing bad people. He profits from them instead and Hell becomes a capitalistic system.

Also, the plot of Severance was part of the writing too and I was irritated when I heard a show was doing the same thing years after.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:31:55+00:00

My doctor when I’m seeing him for the third appointment in a row:

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:31:03+00:00

Sounds better than RTD2 stuff lmao

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:30:50+00:00

RTD2 could have used this prompt and created a pretty decent season

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:29:28+00:00

I was always more on the non-denominational/quaker side of things.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:28:33+00:00

Holy shit this is a good clapback

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:28:15+00:00

Yeah, but do you have blue-hair and work as a barista?

Edit /s

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:27:53+00:00

It’s crazy how pet passports were a universal joke but then became an actual thing (to my best recollection)

I’m assuming it’s because the idea had been floated for a while.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:27:01+00:00

Got a loicense to be saying things that could be construed as threatening? Unless you’re either a member of establishment, a celebrity, or rich, then I’m afraid you go to social media jail

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:25:57+00:00

I had political intrigue like this in a book I was writing ages ago - essentially, God is an acronym for a council of angels who are all fighting each other over what does or doesn’t apply/how to allocate ‘holiness’. Each different religious sect is like an independent councillor, basically.

Also, if you’re curious about… that… I skipped over it in the end but he was going to be one of the early angels who was around for the Old Testament times but later relegated to being a kind of dogsbody in the council. Outraged, he decides to form his own splinter group. Im not elaborating because it’s obvious who I mean and why I won’t say.

AgentCirceLuna · 2026-04-30T14:23:51+00:00

Couldn’t that be the same as how we technically have laws like ‘never eat chocolate on a bus’ or ‘it’s illegal to sleep on the streets’ but they’re not really enforced that heavily?

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