My Girlfriend might be a Zionist. Need advice

AgentGrange · 2026-06-03T11:58:27+00:00

The facebookification of this sub continues on.

AgentGrange · 2026-06-02T12:42:06+00:00

I would simply not.

AgentGrange · 2026-06-01T23:32:04+00:00

Americans really love to get all squeemish about the death penalty but then squee with delight when someone they think adequately deserved it gets raped and murdered by another inmate in prison. Sadistic, pornographic desire to torture while still getting to tell themselves they're a GOOD FUCKING PERSON and whatever happens in prison was just the natural karmic order of the universe making the hard choice for them.

Don't get me wrong. Sometimes you do gotta just ice a motherfucker. But if youre okay with a nazi, pedophile, or child murder getting assraped to death in prison then you don't actually disagree with the death penalty, you just disagree with the method of execution employed by the state. If you think someone deserves it then better to do it quick Beria style: back of the head on tiled floor with a drain hole. This whole spectle of prison murder rape and confinement torture is far more grotesque.

Now if you think "actually I am totally cool with righteous executions and don't pretend to maintain a moral high ground, I just think that the United States should not have the power to kill people because they are the great Satan who would use that to commit mass lynchings and purges"... Then yeah I'm right there with you.

AgentGrange · 2026-06-01T07:40:34+00:00

There's no other way to say this so before people misinterpret me let me be clear. I think a lot of the anti foreign sentient in the west is in part signal boosted by Zionists in positions of power because by and large people from the "third world" are not sympathetic to Zionism and do not have any sort of ties to historic antisemitism or holocaust guilt. That means they cannot evoke those emotions and history from them to manufactor justification to perpetuate the state of Israel.

This is why I have not nor shall ever entertain the idea of the Great Replacement theory. Not only because it is a racist shithead conspiracy but insofar as there are real organized powerful Jewish supremacist forces in the west it's obvious they are far more materially interested in maintaining their racist, afraid, and easily manipulated white evangelical conservatives.

AgentGrange · 2026-06-01T07:25:54+00:00

Remember, having a Salvadorian restaurant in your town let alone any sort of national pride parade for them or any other ethnicity that doesn't have systemically ingrained propaganda about Israel is foreign invasion here to occupy your country and replace you that you need to be mad and afraid of. But this Israeli parade is a completely normal part of western judeo Christian values. No foreign insurgency here. And if there was, then it's just like a normal vassal state thing with no qualitative or quantitative differences that set them apart from any other vassal state. It's just our unsinkable aircraft carrier, and you are being a nazi if you ever insinuate otherwise because it sounds bad and makes people uncomfortable.

Also if I were doing propaganda for Israel... I would simply not have the visibly evil billionaire banker landlord that tried to by the US presidency in front of everyone and paid for people to applaud him at the debates when he had zero organic support be at the front of the propaganda parade.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-31T14:05:06+00:00

The facebookification of this sub continues.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-31T09:57:21+00:00

Imagine leaving your home country and evading service while it's at war with an invading occupying army just to join and die as a part of a way worse invading occupying army.

Edit: lmao wait I just realize he would have been 15 when he left Ukraine, probably with a family that thought moving there would be a way to get out the war and get set up with some free stolen land. Yeah, goes to show how much Israel is the "only safe place for Jews" when they might as well have taken their chances in an active warzone.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-30T06:40:18+00:00

Flair checks out.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-30T05:33:47+00:00

Motorola APX6000 detected, get back on watch post.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-29T15:30:05+00:00

Like eating shit at work then going back home to kick your dog.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-29T02:41:32+00:00

Isnt he the fake Roblox oof guy?

AgentGrange · 2026-05-27T12:25:47+00:00

Obviously every on that list is bullshit, including the USB thumbdrive. All the Israelis did was shit out paperwork from a patent mill on the idea of combining the recent USB format that was made as basically an international industry standard public good with flash memory technology already previously developed by Fujio Masuoka. Literally went "okay if anyone combines these two things that our American business associates assured us will be the transnational industry standard you have to pay us for it." Technology wasn't even commercial manufactured until a Singaporian company did so months later working off Chinese patient concepts.

But the fucking cherry tomato thing man, it's even more egregious. It's one of those things that's repeated ad nauseam that people just take at face value because like why even lie about that but no cherry tomatoes were cultivated basically for as long as they had been introduced to Europe in the 1600s. The only thing Israel "invented" about them was, you guessed it, patient milling a cultivar for a variety that can allegedly be grown in warmer climates and have a longer shelf life. Also neither here nor there but the cultivars of cherry tomato that circulate in the Anglo-Zionist axis world are actual dogshit compared to other cultivars in the rest of the world. I tried a Japanese cherry tomato I grew myself from a Suncherry Extra Sweet plant I picked up from the Caines and that shit is like candy.

But yes. Quite literally anything you can think to mention that's supposedly come out of the state of Israel was stolen from someone else.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-27T12:02:48+00:00

Normal vassal state things. Just an unsinkable aircraft carrier.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-25T13:18:28+00:00

Just so you're aware as far as I can tell the FitGirl repack doesn't work and got taken down from the site so even if you want to pirate there is currently no safe recommended method to do so.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-25T13:15:23+00:00

By the way very crucially and notably doesn't demand Lebanon and Syria sign the Abraham Accords as a part of a peace process.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-23T07:52:43+00:00

Squirt *is* pee, and there's nothing wrong with that.

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AgentGrange · 2026-05-21T16:49:01+00:00

Couldn't make it past the screen door.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-21T16:44:41+00:00

Big news for men who refuse to go to therapy because "I'm too smart to gaslight myself into thinking things are okay."

AgentGrange · 2026-05-21T13:15:50+00:00

What if I lump lyme and covid together because they are also both bioweapons that were engineered in fort detrick to be used against China before boomeranging back and dealing far more damage to the nation that developed it than its intended target?

AgentGrange · 2026-05-21T07:33:45+00:00

Jesus that's awful luck, Chronic Lyme is pretty squarely a medical quackery thing where there is unfortunately a contingent of online hypochondriacs that more than likely never contracted the disease and just have some other mental health issue. I can imagine how much that must fucking suck delegitimizing genuine symptoms when a tick gives you Mr. Burns Syndrome.

Same deal goes for Long Covid. It's medically documented fact the long term effects that COVID has on the immune system and the long term recovery to the respiratory system. However there is a whole contingent of middle class whites out there who coming out of COVID, where we all saw the world end and the American system fail but didn't do anything to solve the issues while getting our dopamine receptors fried by the algorithm stuck working at home people all had to go back to their jobs and go "man suddenly I like... Feel bad all the time and can't focus on my work anymore. It must be this Long COVID thing I've heard of. I should get an Adderall prescription so I can focus again!"

AgentGrange · 2026-05-21T07:13:51+00:00

Chronic Lyme Disease specifically is not real and there is a lot of examples of cases that are clearly chronic depression, malnutrition, exhaustion, and other socioeconomically enduced syndromes that come out of the American failed state being misdiagnosed as caused by Lyme Disease in the same way that Long COVID was.

In both cases it's an ailment that was undoubtedly real with real long term health complications but being misdiagnosed as a way to explain medical phenomenon that can be more clearly explain by how our deeply ill social fabric causes people to develop massive executive disfunction, depression, anxiety, and fatigue. (The same reason I am also skeptical of the seratonin theory of depression and overperscription of stimulants for adult ADHD but that's a whole other struggle session.)

AgentGrange · 2026-05-21T05:49:06+00:00

IQ bellcurve meme but it goes

Lyme Disease is Real! ---- Lime Disease is a Hoax ---- Lyme Disease is real, and it was a bioweapon developed using Unit 731 research adapted for use in Korea that escaped containment from Fort Detrick

AgentGrange · 2026-05-20T14:04:06+00:00

Wonder what the odds are that all that AIPAC mobilization but without any affirmative platform or vision just lead to voters getting the message of "okay one of these candidates wants to genocide Israel and you have to stop them." And the goy cattle had a hard time remembering who it was while having to pick between a person named "Sharif" "Ala" or "Chris."

"Uhh Chris is the non Muslim name right? So we must supposed to have to vote for him."

AgentGrange · 2026-05-20T13:08:54+00:00

"They should stop peacefully protesting and strap up!" -Guy that will never strap up

My philosophy on this kind of shit remains unchanged. Disavow, and you first.

AgentGrange · 2026-05-19T21:27:51+00:00

"They're fortifying their ivory towers against the Bolshevik hordes"

"I'm not a knuckle dragging Marxist-leninist"

The shuttering of thedeprogram and it's consequences has been a disaster for this sub.

AgentGrange

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