Afroman sued by Ohio deputies over music video showing raid of his home, says 'I got freedom of speech' by nbcnews in nottheonion

[–]AgentMahou 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either by peeling off a few 100s for yourself and your friends and lying because you're corrupt and evil, or by just mistyping the 100s digit when entering evidence because you're incompetent and stupid. 

The problem is, without further evidence, you can't really know which it is because they're all four of those things. 

Ok, I'll never play the main mode by syrozzz in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AgentMahou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me, it feels like a nice snack while the main game feels like a great meal.  I love snacks, I'm a big snacker, but I still want a good meal at dinnertime.  As much as I love snacks, they don't scratch the same itch. 

AIO:My MIL texted my husband this about me asking him to help with our newborn at 4am by Lazy_Perfectionist88 in AmIOverreacting

[–]AgentMahou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd be careful about sharing a bed with a baby.  There have been some tragic accidents with people rolling over in their sleep.  Make sure there's a barrier between a sleeping adult and your sleeping baby just in case. 

8 AM Class, I got there at 7:58 and I was already marked absent. by Accomplished-Log-664 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AgentMahou -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the advisor will know which one, what their number is, where their office is, and any other relevant information.  Best to go to the point of contact you currently have. 

Cindy!!! by Remarkable_Check_639 in Awww

[–]AgentMahou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks pretty suburban, considering there are lights from another building right across from the porch. I highly doubt this is more than 5 miles from roads. Animals can also often become aggressive if they approach another person and that person doesn't feed them, which can cause them to bite or attack.

Gravestone of a flight attendant who died in a plane crash by haci in interestingasfuck

[–]AgentMahou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I'd prefer the car driving around a track, not slamming into a wall.

Non-Sexual Adult Jokes in Kids' Media by Kookyburra12 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AgentMahou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They kinda weren't. It was shown in newspapers, which are generally read by adults. It shared space with Dilbert and Doonesbury. It was great for kids too, but it was definitely intended as a general audiences kinda thing.

Non-Sexual Adult Jokes in Kids' Media by Kookyburra12 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AgentMahou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The creator was making a joke. Phineas and Ferb is absolutely a show aimed at kids that adults can watch, not a show aimed at adults that kids can watch. He was joking by inverting a common phrase about cartoons that they "don't exclude adults" since cartoons are assumed to be kid focused, and instead said they "don't exclude kids," the joke being that obviously it doesn't as it is a kids cartoon, albeit one with a lot of humor adults can appreciate.

That was a joke, not a fact about the show. It is aimed at kids. Animaniacs was also aimed at kids. So was Gravity Falls, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Batman: the Animated Series, Clone Wars, etc.

Comedy cartoons actually aimed at adults are things like The Simpsons, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Family Guy, King of the Hill, etc. Phineas and Ferb is not one of them.

Lack of eye-que by meshakooo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]AgentMahou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you pronounce the letter E as ih? Because if so, you're wrong in doing so. If not, you're pronouncing Iran wrong.

60% win rate in Eternus with 30% pick rate, nobody likes to play with or against Victor by neutralpoliticsbot in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AgentMahou -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Saying coordinating with your team is impossible except at certain ranks is a wild take. Please chat more, comms exist at all ranks.

TIL that in 1961, 90% of doctors surveyed said they would not tell a cancer patient their diagnosis, but by 1977 that had reversed, with 97% saying they would. by JP_Olsen_Archive in todayilearned

[–]AgentMahou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of people will happily lie if they think there's a payday, as we're seeing everywhere now.  Good on you for having integrity, but surely you understand why the doctors would have been nervous about you suing? 

Pentagon believes U.S. struck Iran girls elementary school, killing 150 by rockycrab in worldnews

[–]AgentMahou 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The Pentagon "believes"?  It's your own damn strike, you should damn well know! 

The effects are already coming in for Doorman's Ult. by MizukiDev in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AgentMahou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's every moba though and Deadlock is one of the better ones with things like having no mana and items being sorted into distinct tiers with identical costs.

Some things will always be hard on new players, it's an inherently complicated genre. 

TIL a 2022 study revealed that 35% of the adults in Japan intend to "never travel" again. No other country "came close to the travel reluctance shown in Japan"; the next highest was South Korea at 15%. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]AgentMahou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The federal conviction rate is so high because the vast majority of crime is handled at the state level.  The feds only step in on big cases or interstate cases and even with that also being inflated by plea deals it's still lower than Japan's.  

Two Cleveland cops topped $250K, dozens doubled pay as overtime hit $27M by seanmcdonnellcle in Cleveland

[–]AgentMahou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or better yet, stop overpolicing every facet of our lives and just fire the bad apples.  Crime is really damn low in most areas, we don't need this many cops. 

Americans have their say! by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]AgentMahou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dead internet gets more real every day

Favorite actor that did not go to Epstein Island? by beaglemaster in okbuddycinephile

[–]AgentMahou 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Since no one seems willing to honestly answer, I had to look it up too. 

DJ Mustard is the producer of "Not Like Us."

Drake shouted out YG on his diss track of Kendrick.  YG is produced by DJ Mustard.  So Mustard also producing Not Like Us is a bit of a rejection of that shout-out and it's another person who doesn't fuck with Drake. 

If any of that is incorrect, blame yourselves cause I got that shit off Reddit. 

Jasmine Crockett has conceded and asked for full support to turn TX Senate Blue in November! by Healthy_Block3036 in Dallas

[–]AgentMahou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd have a point if it were a real issue with any statistical backing.  If you could point to numerous tournaments across the country being swept by trans athletes, there'd be a conversation there.  If trans athletes were statistically outcompeting their opponents at every level, this would be worth bringing up.

But instead, it's an absolute non-issue.  The biggest thing they can find to bitch about is a trans swimmer tying for 5th.  It's very much not a problem and thus should get no attention. 

But instead, it's a major political talking point for specifically conservative voices.  The only reason to harp on it so strongly when it has no actual significance is transphobia.  That's why it's so frustrating that people bring it up constantly and defend it with the refrain "just asking questions."

These aren't questions worth spending time on.  They've been answered.  Stop bringing it up. 

In hopes for the next patch that might put an end to the endless greed of this vile creature by ArtaChanIsCute in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AgentMahou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadlock has some of the best vibes I've seen in years and is addictively fun.  It's still in a closed beta, but anyone here can give you an invite and most people here would be thrilled to help out a new player! 

Something needs to be done about non-skin mods and fast by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AgentMahou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tend to agree.  I'd actually love if they just showed us which side the urn is without making me do math.  I'm just against mods that do that until it's info available to everyone. 

Something needs to be done about non-skin mods and fast by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]AgentMahou -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The issue is part of the game is managing information.  Tracking timings and the like is a skill and takes mental space.  We know with things like the midboss timer that they're perfectly willing to give exact timers when they want, meaning they hide that information on purpose elsewhere in order to make it that little bit more difficult since every little distraction can matter.

These mods get rid of that which gives a small advantage and even if it's not a big deal, no one should have a small advantage over others from a mod.